Weapon Coordination

An E-mail that I received today…

You’re invited to shop for large selection of bombs and different kinds of rockets such as surface-to-air, surface-to-surface and weaponry available at reduced price. With the following types of rockets you will be able to commit terrorist attacks, destroy buildings, electric power stations, bridges, factories and anything else that comes your mind. Most items are in stock and available for next day freight delivery in the USA. Worldwide delivery is available at additional cost. Prices are negotiable.

Today special:

Air Bombs

  • OFAB-500U HE fragmentation air bomb
  • Fuel-air explosive air bombs – Not in stock
  • BETAB-500U concrete-piercing air bomb
  • ZB-500RT incendiary tank
  • 500-KG SIZE RBK-500U unified cluster bomb
  • RBK-500U OAB-2.5PT loaded with fragmentation submunitions
  • RBK-500U BETAB-M loaded with concrete-piercing submunitions – Not in stock
  • RBK-500U OFAB-50UD loaded with HE fragmentation submunitions

Unguided Aircraft Rockets

  • Main-purpose unguided aircraft rockets
  • S-8 unguided aircraft rockets
  • S-8KOM
  • S-8BM-Not in stock
  • S-13 unguided aircraft rockets
  • S-13, S-13T, S-13-OF, S-13D, S-13DF
  • S-25-0
  • S-25-OFM
  • S-24B – Not in stock
  • RS-82
  • RS-132 – Not in stock

Rocket Pods

  • B-8M pod for S-8 rockets
  • B-8V20-A pod for S-8 rockets
  • B-13L pod for S-13 rockets

Recently Received *NEW*

  • Hydra 70 2.75 inch Rockets
  • Air-Launched 2.75-Inch Rockets
  • FIM-92A Stinger Weapons System
  • Stinger 101: Anti-Air

Our clients are well known Al-Qaida, Hizballah, Al-Jihad, HAMAS, Abu Sayyaf Group and many other terrorist groups. We are well known supplier in the market and looking forward to expand our clientage with assistance of Internet.

Impatiently awaiting for your orders,
ShadowCrew

Oh yeah, put me down for a concrete-piercing air bomb and an incendiary tank. A quick question though, do they come in different colours and patterns? I like my weapons to match my outfits.

42 Comments

  1. Peter says:

    Wot, no love bombs? No flower bombs?

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  2. Loddy says:

    Do not forget, DO NOT FORGET the mighty Water Bomb.
    They come in damn handy if anything is too dry.

    …Um I’m guessing it had no “reply to” address?

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  3. Kitta says:

    Well yes, there was a reply address, contact information and links to a website. I didn’t put any of that in the post, whoever they are might have seen my website in their tracking code and one doesn’t want to annoy people who claim to be able to ship weapons worldwide. I’m pretty sure it’s a prank or promo stunt for their website, but still… unified cluster bomb.

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  4. Ian says:

    Don’t forget to ask what sizes they come in 😛

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  5. david says:

    Why buy what you can get for free..and of course legally get to use (on test ranges). Join the Army..

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  6. rez says:

    could i please have the link,
    i have been interesting in purchasing explosives for some time now.
    i think the stinger missile will be very handy for my little seagull problem

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  7. Amarok says:

    I’m sure its not real as most of those things would surely be illegal and extremely hard to get to the customers. 😛

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  8. Loddy says:

    What about gettin in a shipment of Exploding Sheep… You know, like on WORMS?

    Or the Lethal Banana Bomb?

    🙂 Sorry but MAN is that email random lol!
    So Bizarre!

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  9. I got that same damn email yesterday. I’ve filed it away in case the local fireworks shop runs low over New Years.

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  10. Lilly says:

    I have been getting these type emails for the last week or so… it’s very scary. I went to the site, but they weren’t offering anything like that, however– they were offering fake id’s, passports and a bunch of other illegal stuff. These kids have too much time in their hands lol

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  11. Stephan says:

    Are you sure this mail wasn’t ment for the little red monkey?

    you might wanna keep an eye on him 😀

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  12. Dan Mac Salem, Ma says:

    That is not even funny, after what happen Sept 11. they should come down on the person who sent that to you!! what sick people out there. sorry if i sound so mad, but Sept 11 is hurtful even after 3 years. what sick $%^^$% people out there aren’t they? WOW!!

    Dan Mac Salem, MA USA

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  13. Rod Howard says:

    Did they mention anything about stupid bombs? You know the type that only hurt the stupid people in the world. If so I want one of those.

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  14. tombrady says:

    the things that are happening in this world of ours never cease to amaze me, being good or bad. that bomb thing is kinda funny, no offence to those sept 11 people. indeed that sept 11 gives me ths sh!ts. makes you enjoy life that little bit more though – dont take anything for granted.

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  15. Karan says:

    “Rocket Pods”… does that have anything to do with iPods? and when can we hear apple announcing the iBomb? XD

    (note to anyone taking this way too seriously: this has nothing whatsoever to do with reality. get a goddamn life.)

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  16. akmal says:

    omgwtfroflmaobbq!!!!!111one

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  17. Eddie says:

    I hear scuds are on everybody’s Christmas list.

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  18. Pugs says:

    The whole thing is the third in a series of pranks being done to shadowcrew.com. I have no idea who is doing it, just type shadowcrew into google its the fourth result that explains what it is as well as the two other pranks.

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  19. Dan Mac Salem, Ma says:

    Karan, have we forgot what happen in 2001?? Any talk about bombs should be seriously. Maybe you should say that to family who lost people in the trade center, other bombings. I knew one that work there and was in there at that day and died when the plans hit trade center # 2 ( even thou I didn’t talk to him for 15 years but I did know him and was in contact with our fiends and family) I knew him in high school and after for a while after when I lived in NJ. there are groups who do sell such stuff on the internet and joke or not they should be stoped at any cost.

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  20. abhi says:

    what…. no stink bombs…

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  21. Lisa says:

    Wow that is very very creepy. I bet it’s a fake like you said but seriously i wouldnt be surprised if stuff like that does exist.

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  22. Kris says:

    Thats creepy…. And to Rod Howard, there is no way they invented the supid bomb yet, because if they did, George W. Bush would be a goner long ago! haaaa….

    Plus, if people are going to be persecuted for mentioning the word bomb for now on because of Sept 11, why don’t we add more words to it (even though there was “no” bomb involved in the planes hitting the WTC)? I had a friend that fell off a bunk bed when he was around 10 years old and accidentally got hung by a dog chain…. lets add “dog chain” into the words we can’t use anymore… as well as someone I know who drowned in a lake… so no one can ever say “Water” again or joke about it after that incident.

    Don’t forget that USA was the first country to develop the ultimate bomb, The Nuclear Bomb!

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  23. Kris says:

    P.S. An estimated 200,000 people died from the initial dropping and fall-out of the bomb dropped by USA on innocent Hiroshima….. A presumed 2,992 people died from the 9/11 terrorist attack…. I personally think “bomb” should’ve been a bad word long before 9/11.

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  24. Dan Mac Salem, Ma says:

    Kris, Kris , Kris that is starching a point far out. what happen to your friend was to bad and I am sure it was hard for the family what happen Sept 11 is totally different thing. there a big different between dog chain and bombs and that sick twisted ad and those people should be put away!! An, the Germans where the first one to develop the bomb then the people who was working on it defected to the USA. The bomb test of 1947 was not good and killing all those people who didn’t a think was not good also. The people with this ad fake or not should be turn in to the FBI or someone.

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  25. Dan Mac Salem, Ma says:

    P/s Kris, I a gree that they should be banned and stoped. The trash like the ones over middle East would use them with out thinking again. so I say also stop all bomb and large arm sales on internet and where ever else they can be stoped. I have to laugh, when I see these kids come on here and say stuff and they don’t have a clue.. They to young to under to understand how thing work in the world!

    or well back to more lighter stuff :)) no need to get upset about it 🙂

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  26. alkam says:

    Don’t they stock those at K-Mart? 😛

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  27. José says:

    Amazing that! Can you foward it to me? Maybe I can buy some rockets… Unbelievable… Regards from Brazil…

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  28. jayjay says:

    People have a freedom to say what they what they want. we shouldn’t be trying to hunt people down becuase they make dumb jokes about bombs or wtc. It was a tradgedy, but america is not a police state and we can’t start restricting peoples freedoms. What does concern me is that while they probably don’t send random emails they may be cells operating here with illegal weapons. Rocket pods are big tube looking things with a bunch of smaller tubes inside for holding several rockets. looking at it straight on it might look like a honey comb. Dan mac I feel your pain but you can’t let it blind you.

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  29. The problem with that list is that they’re not offering you any aircraft. Without aircraft, you lack any serious first-strike capability and you are therefore damn vulnerable to aerial attack.

    Your enemy could fly a B-52 or Bear bomber right over you and you probably wouldn’t be able to do anything about it. Then you have to worry about the faster, smaller and much harder to hit fighter-bombers.

    The best time to deal with this threat is by taking out your enemies aircraft while they are still sitting in their hangars.

    This 9-11 uber-political correctness nonsense is just that. America lost roughly 3000 people that day, and that is a tragedy. But it is not the only horror in the world. If we cannot joke about the bad, there is unfortunately not much we can joke about.

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  30. Lee says:

    A quick question though, do they come in different colours and patterns? I like my weapons to match my outfits.

    I so know what you mean, in order to be a trully first class Supervillan you need have to pay attention to the little things.

    There really is nothing like blowing commercial airliners out of the sky in your new paisley number.

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  31. Dan Mac Salem, Ma says:

    Jayjjay. ARE YOU ON DRUGS? ARE YOU STONE?? what the hell you talking about! we cant let people sell arms on-line. joke or not they should be stop or they be more attacks. people not from the USA don’t understand that. they should find that site and stop the company or cell and it might be a cell scumbag cell… No we are not the police dog of the world. We are the only ones with guts to do some thing about it and not have there finger in there @#$% thats why we are one of the supper powers :))

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  32. Kitta says:

    Yes, Americans are dangerous with their light evening meals.

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  33. jayjay says:

    Dan Mac, I”m not on drugs. I’m just trying to be level headed and clear. I’m pretty sure I didn’t saying anything about making the sale of arms legal online. However, I don’t think we should over react. Terror is what is really affecting you right now. I saying if someone wants to make a bad joke that is their right. I may not like it, I may not agree with it. but as a soldier I’ve pledge to defend it. does that make sense? There are places where if you just say something bad about the government you can be punished, but I don’t want that here. I’m glad there are people who don’t support the war because that is the very freedom I fight for. It may seem weird but that is what terrorist are out to destroy. If we become so afraid that we just give up our freedom for a little bit more of some security then we’ve lost. It may not seem much to you but that’s my entire world Dan Mac.

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  34. Dan Mac Salem, Ma says:

    JayJay Ok, maybe I mistook what you said. I glad you not on drugs 🙂 😉 I guess I am a little touchy about it becuse I lost a friend in WTC attack. some people take it to lightly amd blow it off. I sure you are not. I get little up tight about it.

    KItta: not sure what you meant. I more dangerous with big meals :)) what did you mean anyway? lol lol

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  35. Dan Mac Salem, Ma says:

    P/S JayJay very good on your last message.. We do support you guys in the service and glad you there to defend us. I hope all you guys come home soon.. Be safe there JayJay.
    are you in Iraq now or been or going there?? As i said I lost a friend in WTC attacks and its hard to forget it. Go get them JayJay hang old bin :))

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  36. jayjay says:

    dan mac you said supper power instead of super power. that’s all kitta was refering too. I appreciate your support and I”m getting ready for a second tour. my first tour was short and not very extensive. this next trip should be for about a year. Thank you again for your support dan mac. I have friend who work on wall street and more who just happen to live in manhattan. I would never make fun of your pain or take it for granted.

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  37. Darryl Millar says:

    What does a prank e-mail about bombs have to do with September 11th?

    I’m sorry, but if you actually believe that (what sounds to be) a script kiddy hacking ring has “fragmentation air bombs” you need a serious psychological evaluation.

    Nobody is taking September 11th lightly. It has affected many people personally and changed the way many people have lived their lives. However, an obvious prank e-mail with absolutely no connection with September 11th doesn’t require any second thought. Plus, they spelled “al Qaeda” incorrectly, so their affiliation is questionable.

    P.S.: You’ve been listening to Bush too long, Mr. Dan Mac. I’m assuming that Jayjay is in Iraq, where Usama bin Laden is not.

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  38. Dan Mac Salem, Ma says:

    darryl, no it has a lot of things to do with it and after that we have to check into anything like this. that is all we need more nuts and sick ppl trying to copy cat that.

    but you have a right to your view point I guess :))

    cheers

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