Monthly Archives: April 2004
Web-ookies
Posted on April 13, 2004 23 Comments
I made some cookies today but they’re not normal cookies, oh no, they’re web-ookies. “What the hell are web-ookies?” I hear you ask. Well, they are cookies with your favourite websites on them. Mmm, cookies and the web finally joined together as one. Had to make one for the Shiny plastic bag crew. Little yellow […]
My Inner Voice
Posted on April 9, 2004 26 Comments
I was given an Easter card this morning from my grandmother. It was a pretty little card, with bunny rabbits and eggs on the front. After about a minute or so I said “I don’t get Easter cards”, and the moment I said it the voice inside my head started to scream “WTF are you […]
My McDonalds Milkshake
Posted on April 8, 2004 28 Comments
I was out shopping today, getting some basic things, when I overheard two young girls talking. They must have been between 8 and 10, but they liked to act like they were more 12 to 14, testing out the make up and acting older then they are. Kelis’s ‘Milkshake’ song was playing in the store, […]
Happy 50th Birthday Mum
Posted on April 5, 2004 30 Comments
It’s my mothers 50th birthday today. She’s not too happy with the whole ‘turning 50’ concept, but she is thrilled it’s her birthday, even if her present was a bit early. About a week or so back I asked Ella if she would help me with ‘operation surprise mum with flowers’ for her 50th birthday […]
Two cops and me in a towel
Posted on April 2, 2004 37 Comments
It was a normal day in July, 2000. I had just woken up and I was walking to the bathroom when I noticed my brother jumping the fence. He’d forgotten his keys, again. I jumped in the shower and started to sing to as one does when showering. “Throw your arms around me” I hummed […]