Monthly Archives: March 2004
PKMUWASP pain
Posted on March 8, 2004 46 Comments
I’m on strong pain killers at the moment for an unknown chest pain, and they seem to be making me forget simple things. Today, someone asked me where my shoes were and I thought… “Shoes… WTF are shoes?” It was like I’d never heard the word before in my life. The unknown chest pain (that […]
Sharpish bobby pins
Posted on March 5, 2004 22 Comments
I was woken this morning by a knocking at my door. At first I thought it was someone knocking on a door in my dream, so I answered my door in the dream. No one was there. Then it hit me “Your dreaming, wake the hell up”. I get up, trying not to smack my […]
Good Afternoon
Posted on March 2, 2004 17 Comments
Do you know what bugs me? Bad phone manners. I rang up somewhere today to find out some prices and they answered with “Fhathy dasskit plbuoof”. I couldn’t understand a thing they said because they said it so fast. I replied “Excuse me?” and they said the same thing, except this time much faster. I […]
Broken Resolutions
Posted on March 1, 2004 13 Comments
On New Years Eve I made a resolution. It wasn’t to quit drinking so much coke or to go join a gym, it was something I thought I could achieve within a month. I was so wrong. That resolution was to reply to all my emails sitting in my inbox. All 200 of them. I […]