75 bottles of coke on the wall
I haven’t been sleeping very well over the last few nights. I spent about five hours last night staring at the roof and trying to trick myself into going to sleep. Which is hard to do when you know what tricks you’re trying to pull on yourself.
1am – “Ok, if you sleep I’ll buy you macca’s tomorrow, how’s that for a deal!”
2am – “So you don’t like being bribed with tasty foods hey? Well, then I’d like to remind you that we do have things to do tomorrow!”
3am – “75 bottles of coke on the wall, 75 bottles of coke, if one of those bottles accidentally falls there will be 74 bottles of coke on the wall. 74 bottles of coke on the wall…”
4am – “I’m going to stop talking to you now, I bet that’s why we’re still up, because I keep bloody talking to you!”
5am – “Go to sleep or I’ll turn on the TV and you’ll have to watch some religious show!”
Funny enough just after 5am was when I got to sleep, clearly myself doesn’t like bible TV. 😉