Monthly Archives: June 2003

Black Pasta

I tried to burn down the kitchen today. I was cooking some pasta for dinner when I left it for what I swear was only 10 minutes to fix my printer. Must have been much more than 10 minutes, because as I was busy installing new drivers I smelt smoke and rushed back to my […]

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Oi dingo!

I’ve made up my own new aussie word. Well, it’s an existing word but I’ve been using it in sentences a lot at in certain situations. The situation being when people grab food off my plate while I’m eating, which really bugs me (meaning if you ever are next to me while I’m eating, don’t […]

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An English professor at an American University stood up and said “Today we will experiment with a new form of composition called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a […]

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