Drunkenese

From: André
Sent: Thursday, 30 January 2003 12:09 PM
To: Kitta

mty name is andre and i love u ahah ium a brsilian buy
asow im a drunk now because im love you love so much you, i put a tasto wiht your nume in me soooo i love you baby i love you so moch eh h eheeeef

A tip for all of you. Don’t email me drunk because I won’t be able to resist posting it on my blog. Now, anyone know how to translate drunkenese?

Kitta is

Googlism for Kitta

kitta is an active trial attorney with 23 years of proven quality winning courtroom experience
kitta is well respected as an aggressive litigator in alameda county
kitta is a baby katta
kitta is one big throbbing heart who takes in the world
kitta is cute and huggable in all of them
kitta is a geek
kitta is such a classic beauty
kitta is fine
kitta is one of the sexiest girls i know
kitta is also from my first breeding
kitta is the portion
kitta is definately japans top womans big wave rider
kitta is a son of daniel and patsy kitta of mt
kitta is helping too
kitta is pleased with what they have achieved in four months
kitta is getting her domain soon
kitta is here in august
kitta is also very vocal as evidenced by the barking interruptions during our interview
kitta is there
kitta is the same person as anna or katherine
kitta is the same person as anna or probably your katherine
kitta is to bring together the communities of upper and lower kitta
kitta is by sj and spb
kitta is an abbreviation of kitaka which means a worm
kitta is baked on an earthenware or metal metad
kitta is owned by tiina
kitta is not yet here

“One big throbbing heart who takes in the world”… I feel bloated, I ate too much world.

Who won survivor thailand?

Yesterday afternoon my mother rang me about something important (well she thought it was). I answered and she sais, “I have something important to ask you… Who won survivor thailand?” I said I didn’t know and then said “clearly your really working hard today, aren’t you mum?”. She laughed and told me one of the guys she works with wanted to know. For the next week whenever she says she’s working or has worked hard I’m going to come back with “did you rack your brain wondering who won the amazing race?” just to bug her hehe.