Holy holy shit I can't feel my tit, I think it frozen to my fucking shirt!
Dont even think about it...

About The Author

Kitta

Nikita (Kitta) Kashner is a 20-somthing year old girl who lives in Perth, Western Australia. She was born in Subiaco on August 2nd 1984. Her heritage is Scottish and English mixed with Russian and Polish, served with Australian and British citizenship. When she was born she had a full head of jet black hair and spent her first few years being obsessed with her hands. That was until she noticed her feet, whole new world there.

Kitta is lactose intolerant, a self confessed high heel worshipper and collector, an avid Zombicinephile, event and fashion photographer, likes using the word 'nomtastic' to describe edible objects, watches porn for its great cinematic moments, suffers from Multiplefirefoxtabitis, experiences withdrawal symptoms being without her iPod for more than five minutes, and enjoys wearing lingerie and shoes that cause excruciating pain or discomfort, but look so motherfucking good on. Her favourite colours are purple, red or black, the darker the better, and she wears Lolita Lempicka perfume. She is currently studying in the medical science field while working in medical administration. She previously worked as high fashion model and web designer. Event and fashion photography is her current passion.

She has been blogging since 1999 and for a limited time only comes with a free set of steak knives.

Personality tags: science, web design, blogging, learning, technology, dark chocolate, knowledge, positivity, red wine, medicine, code, virology, zombies, jewellery design, ebola, doctor who, photography, shiny things, books, monkeys, laughing, peppermint tea, lingerie, horror movies, vintage fashion, writing, rolling stones, creativity, red lips, geek, xbox 360, cooking, burlesque, shoes, porn, honesty, stockings, shiny things.

"I'm not evil... I'm deliciously menacing."





Contact

If you have any questions, comments, recommendations, feedback or constructive criticism, I would love to hear from you. If you're a troll who is in a foul mood and desires to make themselves feel superior by flaming me, don't bother, I never reply to people who are rude and don't know how to criticise properly. Do try to keep your message short and to the point. I receive quite a large amount of emails daily, so keep in mind that I might take a while to reply to any email you send. My email address are; 'kitta at kitta dot net' or 'nikitak at gmail dot com'. You can also send physical correspondence to; Nikita Kashner, P.O. Box 8209 Warnbro, Western Australia 6169.






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Previous Layouts

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The flower one

This layout lasted the longest out of all my layout's so far. It was simple, pretty and... Pretty. But after so many months it started to give me cyber hayfever.



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The lil red monkey one

Everyone said this layout looked very zen inspired, as usual I was just messing around in Photoshop and came up with the top image, then did the rest of the layout. The little red monkey also made his entrance in this layout.



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The coke one

I needed to get rid of the Christmas layout so I made this one to ring in the new year, lasted until April. Everyone thought it looked like a coke bottle.



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The Christmas 2002 one

I wanted a Christmas layout, but I didn't want to do the red and green normal Christmas theme. So I found some cool pictures and did a really nice layout. I wish I could have kept it, I loved that layout.



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The one with the tree

I spent ages making this layout. I made 3 different layouts and didn't like any, until I made this one.



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The one with the alien

I didn't like this layout, so I drew a l33t sexually transmitted chest alien on it. We named him George.







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