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Attack of the Show

Posted on Saturday, 17th January 2009 at 12:49pm
17 Comments Ensuing

A friend sent me a SMS today, “Holy crap!!! You’re on G4tv!”

Holy crap, I am featured at #2 on G4tv’s Attack of the Show Women of the Web segment this week. I don’t think there is an appropriate swear word to really express what I went through my mind when I watched the above video.

I did spot two mistakes; my domain isn’t kitta.com (last time I checked it’s owned by a Russian company that makes warheads for submarines and I’ve tried to contact them about buying the domain for years) and it’s spelt ‘Nikita’, but all is forgiven because they said I’m a nerds dream.

17 Responses to “Attack of the Show”

SomeGen comments:

January 17th, 2009 at 1:02pm

OMG!! Awesome!

Gary LaPointe comments:

January 17th, 2009 at 2:03pm

Wow! Number 2!!!

Too bad the goofed the domain

Kevbo comments:

January 17th, 2009 at 2:30pm

Holy cow. What a list! However, what have any of the others done to stop megalomaniacal monkeys?

But I’m upset. Kitta is our secret. Everyone else look away! Ours! You hear me? Go, go, go! We don’t have enough punch and pie at the fanboy meetings for everyone and people just wandering in off the intarwebs. She’s marrying me! No more inners!

They left out one of the sexier facts, that you’re studying to be a SCIENTIST. (echo, reverb etc.) Plus your genetic analysis book shares shelf space with numerous nerd-worthy DVDs.

“If you’d like gratuitous shots of pirate cleavage and naughty nurses, check out her flickr feed.”

Bob comments:

January 18th, 2009 at 12:28am

WTF??? You should be #1

It is a tribute to your extreme hotiness!!! But I think they should have done a short documentary on you or better yet a mini-series.

Matt Robin comments:

January 18th, 2009 at 2:06am

What, only number two on that list? Are they mad?!

grum comments:

January 18th, 2009 at 4:09am

woo! I’m on AOTS for the 2nd time!

Olivia Munn is an idiot though… Well, I assume that’s her doing the voiceover – haven’t seen the show for months but I doubt they would have fired her. The producers seem to like her boobs.

garbs comments:

January 18th, 2009 at 7:40am

Never heard of the show, but considering all the pratical nudity they were showing for every other girl, it must say something for you to reach number 2.

Congrats

luckydevil69 comments:

January 18th, 2009 at 9:13am

“A nerds dream”!
Never a truer word said, so when are you going to release the shower video like the other girls

Congratulations on your meteoric rise to “Queen Geek” may we continue to bask in your awesomeness.

Love ya honey

Tahlia comments:

January 18th, 2009 at 4:36pm

Holy fucking shit, congrats!! You sexy devil <3.

xoxo

Tom comments:

January 20th, 2009 at 12:04am

Wow, Number two on that list. Who the heck did they ask to get those numbers? You are number 1 with us and you don’t even have to take all your clothes off like the majority of those “ladies”.

It is only a matter of time and the rest of the web will know your number one as well.

Kris comments:

January 21st, 2009 at 12:21pm

I’ve been watching AOTS for a couple of years, and have been reading your blog even longer. AOTS is one of my favorite shows and your blog is my favorite in the blogosphere. Its great having your two worlds collide some times!

Crystal Lynn comments:

January 29th, 2009 at 3:24am

awesome congrats. I feel like they should give you a prize or something though.

RyeGlitch comments:

January 30th, 2009 at 9:55am

Long time reader, first time commenter.

NICE!! Welcome to your 0.30 min of fame and cross off your “Name in lights.” Well done.

Rye

Rolando comments:

February 4th, 2009 at 10:17pm

OMG that was hot! Congrats! You’re famous. Definitely well deserved.

whitney comments:

February 20th, 2009 at 10:42am

you lucky, lucky girl, you!!!

Dave comments:

March 12th, 2009 at 11:15pm

And here I found you because of your “Missing Shoe” photo. I had just been searching for pictures of “shoes” from boredom, and I found you and wanted to read the story of your missing shoe. And it also helped that you’re hot. I look forward to reading more blogs and following along on flickr.

Andre comments:

April 14th, 2009 at 3:48am

Clicked to check the warheads factory… and the domain http://kitta.com/ is for sale. Bit expensive tough…
just to let you know.

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Nikita (Kitta) Kashner is a 20-something year old girl who lives in Perth, Western Australia. Trained blogger, photographer, jewellery designer, writer, gamer, sexy geek and monkey tamer, who spends her spare time trying to stop the Little Red Monkey from taking over the world. So far, she's stopped him 43 times... Continue?