Wrongfully Single
Posted on Friday, 16th November 2007 at 3:33pmAnother day, another person stealing my photos and posting them on a dating website.

This time, it’s a dating advert on Craigslist, entitled “Beautiful Girl Needs Someone!”
At least this time I’m not into group relationships or grannies. This time, I desire quiet evenings in front of the fire cuddling and watching a movie, I lust after someone who will go on a bike with me and allow me to cook a real meal for them. I’m not sure what I mean by ‘real meal’, possibly I was into imagining food at some point, and have since moved onto real food.
“I enjoy having a good time am told that I am a lot of fun to be with. I like to be spontaneous and spur of the moment is ok with me. I like to do crazy funny things.. Yet, I also like quiet evenings in front of the fire cuddling and watching a movie. Would like to meet someone of same interests, Someone to go on the bike with, someone to cook a real meal for, someone to just spend time with and hang out and talk with.”
I’m sure the flock peeps will love the free publicity. Myself, on the other hand, hope that I don’t have to post an entry entitled ‘wrongfully engaged’ after a reader emails me about my photos being used on a Russian mail order bride website.
Thanks goes out to a secret ninja, who prefers to remain stealthy unknown, that emailed me about the Craigslist advert. I shall sleep sound at night knowing there are ninjas in the world protecting the internets.
22 Responses to “Wrongfully Single”
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November 16th, 2007 at 3:39pmNathanaelB Says:
Let’s go straight to the source and take out the little red monkey once and for all!
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November 16th, 2007 at 5:36pmCandy Says:
You realize after the first entry that your going to end up with 100 fanboy copy cats putting you on another 100 dating sights in the hopes they get a mention lol. <3
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November 16th, 2007 at 5:41pmAnthony Says:
Maybe you’re the latest meme?
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November 16th, 2007 at 11:00pmJoefish Says:
This is like a treasure hunt. Are there prizes for finding your most outlandish impersonator?
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November 17th, 2007 at 12:58amKitta Says:
Update coming soon…
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November 17th, 2007 at 2:33pmGary Barber Says:
I’ll assume you are getting the relevant sites involved as if it starts to spread you may find its just a handful of peeps.
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November 18th, 2007 at 4:35amBob Says:
does this mean that we aren’t dating any more?
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November 18th, 2007 at 10:46pmKevbo Says:
Well, this explains why it’s never you that shows up when we arrange a date together and why you accidentally said “Call me Gary” that one time.
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November 18th, 2007 at 11:42pmHoward Says:
Surely this is illegal?
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November 19th, 2007 at 12:22pmAJ Says:
Geez you can be unlucky.
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November 21st, 2007 at 2:24amEd Says:
How long before we find out that you are really Santa Claus?
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November 21st, 2007 at 1:28pmAndy Says:
Surely there is some way to make money out of people’s desire to use your picture?
Perhaps a twisted version of 2nd life?
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November 24th, 2007 at 10:55amProud Englishman Says:
Kitta,
Where are you darling? Where is your reply to those that use your picture in vain?
Proud
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November 25th, 2007 at 2:57pmMitch Says:
haha thats quite funny but disturbing at the same time! By the way you got a nice little site here =)
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November 25th, 2007 at 6:33pmLola Cherry Cola Says:
Yikes, that’s a little scary. Could be flattering in a strange odd little way.
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November 27th, 2007 at 12:27amRolando Says:
That’s sad cause she’s not a bad looking girl. Hope she’s still available, lol j/k
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November 30th, 2007 at 5:20amhuperniketes Says:
You realize there’s only solution: syndication.
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December 3rd, 2007 at 4:43amKaituhi Says:
What??? And I was just about ready to get my new printer out and start scanning pictures to post. This is including putting a pic up of me on my new blog and twitter! Might have to re-think that now……..Okay, I’ve thought about it and have decided just to put something boring and black and white up.
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December 10th, 2007 at 6:12pmGraydon Says:
Just so that you know… if you don’t already…
I think someone stole your identity. Or your pictures anyway.Look on facebook: Elizabeth Ann Murray.
Someone I know told that person that they’d discovered this and it looks like the profile may have been deleted. aaaargh. I was hoping we could tell you first so you could totally lay into them.
Unless it was you. in disguise. -
December 23rd, 2007 at 1:50am(Olivia) Says:
Wow!
That’s wrong, of course, of them to take your pictures.
But, I wonder what kind of surprise they had in store for the people they lured with your picture. Hopefully just an encounter with a less attractive woman
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December 23rd, 2007 at 10:36amshenae Says:
Well we can all see why you’re not single! But seriously, this gal must be butt ugly or just desperate.
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January 8th, 2008 at 8:16amCasey McKinnon Says:
EEWWW! Poor you!
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