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Wrongfully Gay

Posted on Tuesday, 13th November 2007 at 6:33pm
19 Comments Ensuing

Apparently, I’m a 5'6" lesbian living in the UK, looking for 18 to 99 year old single gay woman, female gay couples and groups for a relationship or 1-on-1 sex. I work in the media and have a rather average bust. Above all, I’m looking for honesty.

That is what a profile on gaydargirls.com says. It was brought to my attention by a reader who recognised the photos as mine and sent me an email regarding the profile. I have emailed gaydargirls.com asking for the profile to be removed. I’m not sure what aggravates me the most; the fact someone stole my photos or that they said I’m 5'6" and seeking a 99 year old woman.

The rest of the biography on the profile is literary genius…

“Like so many others i have been caught out after i have given my address to someone on here! So i expect some bloke to turn up at some point, scary stuff! makes a change to take a knife with me to bed instead of a woman! Whats the point in describing yourself when you have a pic?? What i like is a different story, women mainly, surprise surprise! seriously im a normal sort of girly, very fem, whjo like to drink hard, play hard and live life to the full, after all, we only get one shot at it.”

It never ceases to amaze me how the people that are the least honest always play the honesty card.

19 Responses to “Wrongfully Gay”

NathanaelB comments:

November 13th, 2007 at 6:39pm

I don’t know whether to be annoyed and disturbed with you … or to laugh! How … odd!?!?

grum comments:

November 13th, 2007 at 6:55pm

You’re gay?

Cool.

That means you…. Uh… Won’t mind if matt and I had some time alone together eh?

Gary Barber comments:

November 13th, 2007 at 7:30pm

That is a little strange.. but funny..

Clearly someone you have pissed off or someone you know is just having a go at you. Lucky you have a high profile and its not going to stick… still funny..

Kitta comments:

November 13th, 2007 at 7:52pm

Gary, I doubt it’s a joke or done in revenge. I’ve had people steal my photos and use them on profiles sites for years. A girl once ripped off not only my photos, but also my blog entries, she just changed little bits. And one guy fell in love with a girl using my photos and emailed me demanding I stop stealing her photos, a quick video chat cleared that one up, and he said he’d never date online again.

skribe comments:

November 13th, 2007 at 7:57pm

Did your mother forget to tell you about your identical twin she adopted out to a British couple?

Joefish comments:

November 13th, 2007 at 11:34pm

heh. This tickles my funny bone, and several other places too.

wtf mate comments:

November 14th, 2007 at 12:09am

I wonder what’s the point of this? I mean, if it’s some girl using your pictures then that’s going to backfire the moment she meets someone via the service.

And if it’s some guy, what’s the end result of that?

Odd. Takes all kinds

Keg comments:

November 14th, 2007 at 12:45am

You fag

Anna comments:

November 14th, 2007 at 2:53am

I don’t know what’s more fantastic. The literary genius of the profile or the google ads being generated here.

Luckydevil69 comments:

November 14th, 2007 at 8:38am

You mean your not gay?
Not even bisexual?
Can’t you just pretend to be and keep a sad internet nerds dreams and fantasy’s alive

Seriously tho I saw this a little while ago and intially thinking it was a joke i laughed but then just thought it sad, i think it’s more likely to be someone that fancies you. oh errr a girl i mean. :}

xxx
Ps, i’m in the UK so if you want me to go and cut up their dungerees, and replace all their sensible shoes with fetish heels then just say the word :0
xxx

Tiffy comments:

November 14th, 2007 at 10:43am

“I wonder what’s the point of this? I mean, if it’s some girl using your pictures then that’s going to backfire the moment she meets someone via the service.”

Exactly! What’s she/he going to do when someone wants to meet them? Tool.

I am greatly amused ;D

Tom comments:

November 14th, 2007 at 2:36pm

Wow. I guess I feel the most sorry for all those lesbians that thought they had a chance. What a lose.

becca comments:

November 15th, 2007 at 11:35am

::laughs at Tom:: I know! WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE LESBIANS?

With all the time they took to steal your photos, they didn’t even TRY to copy your writing style. Or good English. Boo.

On the plus side: fake you is as hot as the real you! Heh.

becca comments:

November 15th, 2007 at 11:38am

Also? I don’t get why someone would make a fake profile for a sex or dating site. I mean, if it’s a site called I’ll Never Meet You So Let’s Lead Imaginary Lives, that’s one thing– but if you’re actually HOPING to meet someone off of it, won’t they be disappointed or angry if you look NOTHING like your photos? Why go out of your way to promise something you can’t deliver?

Phil comments:

November 15th, 2007 at 4:38pm

‘The one and only….’ indeed

Fiona comments:

November 15th, 2007 at 5:27pm

such a shame it’s not for real *sighs*

the price of fame.

Ed comments:

November 16th, 2007 at 2:47pm

Kitta, your diversity never ceases to amaze me.

Rolando comments:

November 27th, 2007 at 12:25am

Oh wow, that is so wrong at some many levels. Any response from them?

anarch comments:

January 19th, 2008 at 11:03pm

I wonder what they would say to a person who really wanted to meet them?

A ridiculous situation!

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Nikita (Kitta) Kashner is a 20-something year old girl from Perth, Western Australia. Currently studying to be a medical scientist. Trained blogger, jewellery designer, writer, gamer, sexy geek and monkey tamer, who spends her spare time trying to stop the Little Red Monkey from taking over the world. So far, she's stopped him 43 times... Continue?