Impending birthday
Posted on Saturday, 28th July 2007 at 2:25pm17 Comments Ensuing
I will be turning 23 years old on August 2nd, a pirate themed birthday party is in the making to celebrate, yarr, and my friends and family have started enquiring about my desires in the present department. I have a feeling that my mother will be giving me a Nintendo DS Lite because, well, I have been brainwashing her since about January with Nintendo propaganda. My brother and I have birthdays only weeks apart, so every year my mother complains about how insensitive we are to have been born so close together, and how she has to pick one to spend more money on…
“Your birthdays are too close, I never have a payday between them to buy your presents.”
“You say that like it’s our fault,” I replied.
“I should have waited a few more days to have you, so there was a payday between your birthdays.”
“I’m sorry that my lungs developed too quickly and my impending birth wasn’t synchronized after payday. If I had womb wifi, I could have checked my Googlegaga calendar and then I would have known to spawn slower to allow for a payday, but I was a tad busy growing major organs at the time.”
“Always an excuse,” said my mother, who managed to own my rant in only three words.
“Did you not learn anything from Aston Kutcher movies?”
“Who?”
“Demi Moore’s boyfriend, in the Butterfly Effect.”
“Oh, him, I thought he was her son.”
“So does the National Enquirer.”
Only my mother could take a conversation from birthdays to incest in a matter of seconds.
17 Responses to “Impending birthday”
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David Duke comments: July 28th, 2007 at 4:25pm
Reply to this comment.If you were to get a DS, what games might you buy?
I like mario kart and the new pokémon myself.
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stu comments: July 29th, 2007 at 5:31am
Reply to this comment.kitta,,, really ! 23 and lusting for a ds,, GROW UP SOME lol
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Bob comments: July 29th, 2007 at 9:47am
Reply to this comment.Happy almost birthday Kitta! There is a little something headed your way.
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martin comments: July 30th, 2007 at 6:29pm
Reply to this comment.I’m new to your blog, but I already love it. And I think you’re fabulous and fantastic. And I won’t stop reading your blog no matter what. And good that you’ve blogged for so long already. Once I get THIS bored I have something to read.
Good Luck taking over the world! xoxo
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el baloO* comments: July 31st, 2007 at 5:21am
Reply to this comment.hahaha u’r mother rocks =)
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RoarinRow comments: August 1st, 2007 at 10:00pm
Reply to this comment.Have a great 23rd birthday! Wish I started blogging earlier myself.
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Anarch comments: August 2nd, 2007 at 1:38am
Reply to this comment.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Tom comments: August 2nd, 2007 at 9:33pm
Reply to this comment.Happy Birthday Kitta! Hope you have a great day.
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Dan comments: August 3rd, 2007 at 1:20am
Reply to this comment.Well happy birth day!!! wow 23 I remember being that age, long time ago LOL LOL
I am sure your mom just don’t know all the new stuff I know My mother doesn’t.
Dan
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happy birthday kitta you best get some of that anti wrinkle cream in stock hu lol
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SusannahS comments: August 4th, 2007 at 9:09am
Reply to this comment.Happy Birthday!
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Event Horizon comments: August 4th, 2007 at 1:34pm
Reply to this comment.Happy belated birthday. Now don’t forget to change that age number under author on the top right.
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robert comments: August 5th, 2007 at 12:34am
Reply to this comment.too late ? damned I forgot it
happy birthday kitta !Reply
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Ed comments: August 5th, 2007 at 2:04pm
Reply to this comment.Happy Birthday Kitta!
Take your time getting to 24.Reply
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Akela Talamasca comments: August 7th, 2007 at 3:46pm
Reply to this comment.Happy belated birthday! I’m here ’cause I’m following you on Twitter. Would you like to add me so we can share insights? I’m akelaa there…
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kalen comments: August 8th, 2007 at 2:40am
Reply to this comment.how’d the party go? you must post some pictures!
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Wen comments: August 12th, 2007 at 3:58pm
Reply to this comment.Happy Belated birthday love and I hope you enjoyed yourself. Just a question… is Ashton married to Demi now??? What’s the deal?
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