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Another Drop Of Tea?

Posted on Wednesday, 6th June 2007 at 5:10pm
14 Comments Ensuing

A random person (who used a fake email as a sign of maturity) sent me hate mail today making fun of how I seemingly spend my days with the ants, doing nothing that normal people do, just hanging with the ants.

Yes, if that is what you want to believe – forgoing the fact my blog only covers a minuscule facet of my life – I spend my days with the ants. I enjoy knitting them tiny mittens, calling them my pretties, and having tea parties at three o’clock with them. You can make fun of me, but I ask you this; have you ever tried fabricating tiny ant tea cups? I think not. Little daises don’t just appear on miniature tea cups, someone has to invent nanobots to paint them on there.

It’s a hard job, but someone has to have tea parties with the ants.

Alas, I am totally falling behind in my studies because of my solid dedication to said ants, but I am hopeful that one day – when they take over and kill all humans in a tiny bloody rage – they will spare me, make me queen, and torture said person who made fun of my days spent with the overloads, formally know as the ants.

Now if you don’t mind, I have to go grind some human cookies into little ant sized cookies and brew a drop of tea. Toodle pip.

14 Responses to “Another Drop Of Tea?”

Steve Fleischer comments:

June 6th, 2007 at 5:18pm

I, for one, eagerly follow each installment of the ongoing ant saga on Twitter. Long may you continue to post about it.

(And I can get a good deal on some second-hand ant bicycles from China if you’re small chums are interested?)

Steve Fleischer comments:

June 6th, 2007 at 6:44pm

Can’t believe I put youâ€™re instead of your. (Hangs head in shame).

Kitta comments:

June 6th, 2007 at 7:38pm

Steve, don’t be silly… Ants can’t ride bikes.

Joe Casabona comments:

June 7th, 2007 at 10:56am

I really have no intelligent input, except:

You are awesome.

SusannahS comments:

June 7th, 2007 at 11:32am

Oooh, maybe you should rent “Alice in Wonderland” and let the ants watch the scene with the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party. And you could crochet little hats for them when you finish knitting the mittens.

Jazarus comments:

June 7th, 2007 at 6:14pm

Did you know that on sheer biomass Ants in Australia weigh ten times more than everyone in Australia? Just something thats good to know I think

Karri comments:

June 7th, 2007 at 6:30pm

Well done Kitta! I, for one, applaud your valiant efforts in keeping said Ants happy and thus, maybe suppressing their world-dominations desires.

Also, I can somewhat sympathize with you on the subject of creepy crawlies in da house, since I had a rather annoying encounter some months ago with these little bugs that like to eat clothes (not moths, these fuckers can’t fly); so I had to empty my entire apartment and get it sprayed. Haven’t seen any since.

Keep up the good work.

Storm comments:

June 10th, 2007 at 2:00pm

At least ants are better than fleas, whch Im sure the emailer is familiar with…..

Bob comments:

June 11th, 2007 at 12:17am

I use to watch ants. I also had an ant farm…but due to my neglect there was a mass death.

Deke comments:

June 11th, 2007 at 10:59am

I know you don’t play with ants all day dear Kitta. If only they knew you from a twitter standpoint, then they would know what really happens with you from day to day. Keep up the great work with the ants though, it’s an admirable hobby

gp comments:

June 12th, 2007 at 4:04pm

I, for one, welcome our insect… ah, fuck it.

Event Horizon comments:

June 20th, 2007 at 11:37am

And I, for one, will indeed bow to thee if queen thou shall be. I will find no love for pesticides.

Anna comments:

June 29th, 2007 at 4:05am

Have your ants gone marching one by one? I heard that’s the first sign of Total World Domination!

mr. besilly comments:

June 29th, 2007 at 2:57pm

Don’t hate. Anticipate, Participate and Communicate. Brilliant work. Love the real life “add me as a friend’ scenario. Cheers!

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Nikita (Kitta) Kashner is a 20-something year old girl from Perth, Western Australia. Currently studying to be a medical scientist. Trained blogger, jewellery designer, writer, gamer, sexy geek and monkey tamer, who spends her spare time trying to stop the Little Red Monkey from taking over the world. So far, she's stopped him 43 times... Continue?