Pot Plant
Posted on Thursday, 10th May 2007 at 11:44pmMy mother stood outside inspecting what little of our garden that actually grows - with no silver bells or cockle shells, and absolutely no pretty maids all in a row - when she found an intruder. I was busy loading the washing machine and wasn’t too bothered with it all.
“What is that?”
“A plant” I replied.
“What type of plant?”
“A green one that grows in soil.”
“No, is it a weed or a tomato bush? Maybe it’s… A drug plant.”
I stopped what I was doing, took a quick glance at the ‘drug plant’ in question and laughed.
“It’s not pot, Mum.”
“How do you know?”
“You sent me to a public high school.”
7 Responses to “Pot Plant”
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May 10th, 2007 at 11:54pmKeg Says:
Ah public school. Those were the days
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May 11th, 2007 at 8:43amKenneth Says:
If pot would grow like weed –everywhere–, I wonder what will happen.
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May 12th, 2007 at 2:53amDavid Sickmiller Says:
Funny… I especially like that AdSense is showing an ad from eBay for “Pot seeds”! What doesn’t eBay sell?? I wonder what you’d get for blogging about something really bizarre like replacement kidneys or spray-painted dogs.
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May 12th, 2007 at 3:03amKitta Says:
David, I’m going to fit replacement kidneys and spray-painted dogs into a future entry just to see.
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May 14th, 2007 at 1:27pmJazarus Says:
Kittah smokes teh pot? Does this explain the loss of control with the ants??!!
Also add for great justice
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May 14th, 2007 at 3:48pmJazarus, when I wrote this I knew someone, sometime, somewhere, would make that assumption. Even though I said, “I stopped what I was doing, took a quick glance at the ‘drug plant’ in question and laughed” not “I stopped what I was doing, broke out my bong in anticipation, took a quick glance at the ‘drug plant’ in question and was saddened that it wasn’t my beloved cannabis.” Congratulations on being that someone.
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July 20th, 2007 at 12:56amLoyd Says:
This is hilarious. Nicely done. People in the office are trying to figure out what I’m laughing about.
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