PiiTV
Posted on Thursday, 5th April 2007 at 11:18pm9 Comments Ensuing
This past week I have been suffering from a cold. I spent the majority of the week playing Oblivion and decided to stay home over the weekend instead of attending Go3 as planned. One night, I informed the boyfriend about the of lack of quality TV on at the weekend and he, as per usual, had one of his ideas – like the time he wanted to produce cheese water because everyone would totally want to drink cheese flavoured water – to elevate the situation…
“Lets make our own TV station! We could call it… ‘Channel P’ and only play stuff that starts with P; like porn, penguins, polar bears…”
“…”
“Polygamy. Pants.”
“But shoes, they don’t start with a…”
I take a break mid sentence to sneeze.
“…P.”
“Platform shoes do. Pandas, pelvis, peanuts… Lots of good TV!”
“Penises, perverts, poo, ping pong.”
“Trust you to make it dirty.”
“Ping pong is not dirty.”
“It is when you have perverts with penises and poo!”
“Now there’s a porno that hasn’t been made!”
9 Responses to “PiiTV”
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Luca Moretto comments: April 8th, 2007 at 7:26am
Reply to this comment.Hi Kitta!
which is your Twitter plugin on the right column?
Happy Easter…
Luca… from Venice.
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Ray Lao comments: April 10th, 2007 at 4:19pm
Reply to this comment.hilarious post! love the use of alliteration xD
keep up the great work and i added you on twitter~!
- Ray (Zen)
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Ryan comments: April 11th, 2007 at 4:42pm
Reply to this comment.haha ptv is an ace idea.
you’re lucky you didn’t have man flu… that is really bad, often rendering you unable to even play oblivion
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Anna comments: April 13th, 2007 at 9:26am
Reply to this comment.Perverts with penises and poo in ONE PLACE!? That’s exactly what I’ve been looking for! Where do we sign up!?
Kidding.
No, really, I am.
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Mark comments: April 14th, 2007 at 3:34pm
Reply to this comment.I have had a cold too, and I’m way into pointing out how crap it is. Hope you’re feeling better by now.
Oh, and I’m now viewing this site with the same kind of computer you have, and I’ve taken to using command + to enlarge the text. With 1280 x 800, and only 13 inches to view it all on, it’s just too small. I think Apple tried to cram too many pixels into this thing.
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Emelita comments: April 15th, 2007 at 11:16am
Reply to this comment.hahahahahaha! Too funny! Not sure if that’s a porno I wanna see either.
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Amanda comments: April 15th, 2007 at 4:33pm
Reply to this comment.that porno could have been made…. just never seen
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waylan comments: April 15th, 2007 at 8:20pm
Reply to this comment.i like what you’re doing. you remind me of my friend @ transcended.net, and her evolution. she kind of introduced me to the blogworld (pre xanga/LJ/myspace) in 2000.
funny how i’m still not a true blogger. found you from twitter actually! after that whole mexico city thing on ustream, which was pretty crazy cool.
boogers have the most unique smell if you think about it.
we had a friend on exchange from perth. he now lives and works in Seattle, WA, for the Man. Gates, that is.
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Kenneth comments: April 18th, 2007 at 4:21am
Reply to this comment.What about pee?
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