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Cone of Humiliation

Posted on Friday, 15th December 2006 at 1:02am

You have no idea how strong the urge is to decorate her cone with Christmas tinsel, mistletoe, ribbons and flashing lights. Must. Not. Humiliate. Dog.

6 Responses to “Cone of Humiliation”

Fiona Says:
December 15th, 2006 at 6:57am
awww, and tie a bell to his tail?
Priscilla Says:
December 15th, 2006 at 8:56am
Poor thing
I don’t see a few minor decorations doing any harm though..
Treacle Says:
December 15th, 2006 at 8:13pm
Woof.
Musical elves would be good.
Easily buried at a later date.
Woof.
THIS GUY Says:
December 16th, 2006 at 12:45am
Hey, clicked on 25peeps to get here. Love the site.

I had a cone on one of my dogs a few years back. It was hilarious. He used to run into things with it all the time.
Nina Says:
December 16th, 2006 at 2:52am
Haha! Oh that’s good!

I “decorated” my parent’s little dog, Angel, when she got ’s’neutered.’ Because she was still half-looped from the anesthesia and not her uber-hyper self, I painted her toe-nails hot pink, put a bracelet around her neck, and a handkerchief around her back and called it her “saddle.” For a few hours at least, she was my mini-pony.
seb Says:
December 17th, 2006 at 1:51pm
Got here through 25peeps…

Awww, what a cute little guy, well, maybe he’ll like decorations!

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