Kim Beazley
Posted on Friday, 22nd December 2006 at 2:49am4 Comments Ensuing
We recently received a mass produced Christmas card from Kim Beazley. When I opened it all I could think about is the time he attended our school assembly.
It was your typical kissing-the-ass-of-a-politician event; mothers who work in the canteen dressed up like hookers in case they happen to be in the background of a photo, photographers bored out of their minds and wishing they were photographing bikini clad models in Hawaii, and kids fidgeting while being whisper yelled at by their over caffeinated teachers. After the principal had made introductions, fluffed his egocentric embossed feathers and managed to make half of the student population fall asleep, the Australian national anthem started playing over the speakers and none of us, not even the choir, knew the bloody words. Blushed and bemused the principal apologized to Mr Beazley.
To this day I am not sure what pissed off the principal more; that we didn’t know the lyrics to the Australian national anthem or that some of the older kids started singing the Burke’s Backyard theme song with some added pot related lyrics.
The latter would explain their inability to remember the national anthem.
My Peeps and I
Posted on Saturday, 16th December 2006 at 8:43pm7 Comments Ensuing
I have been featured on the site 25Peeps.com, actually, it’s my tummy and Technorati shirt that has been featured on 25 Peeps. It’s an interesting site where people upload an image accompanied by a URL in hopes of being featured as one of the 25.
Viewer beware, one of the top peeps on the site is not what they seem.
Update…
I am now no longer featured on 25peeps.com, I graced it’s pages for three whole net days.
Cone of Humiliation
Posted on Friday, 15th December 2006 at 1:02am6 Comments Ensuing
You have no idea how strong the urge is to decorate her cone with Christmas tinsel, mistletoe, ribbons and flashing lights. Must. Not. Humiliate. Dog.
Weblog Awards Finalist
Posted on Friday, 8th December 2006 at 10:23pm8 Comments Ensuing
Interesting.
The moment I think my blog is lacking substance and my readership has dropped because I no longer blog as much as I used to… I find out that I have become a finalist for Best Australia or New Zealand Blog in the 2006 Weblog Awards.
Vote for me if you think I am worthy of such a title, I promise to blog more if you honour me with it. Voting starts today and ends on the 15th of December and you can vote once every 24 hours. May the best blog win.
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