Cuswards
Asinine questions submitted via my FAQ form amuse me. Take this gem for example...
Date: Nov 22, 2006 12:35 AM
Subject: FAQ
To: KittaDid you know that you can go to jail for saying cuswards
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IP: 64.12.116.6
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Browser Type: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; AOL 9.0; Windows NT 5.1; FunWebProducts; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; IEMB3; IEMB3)
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Cuswards, what is this you speak of? Some form of a custard tart perhaps? I bet it tastes mother-fucking good.
Do you know that you can look like a complete twat for using IE and AOL and having spyware installed? Use Firefox and claim redemption from the net gods, and you might be able to save yourself from spam hell.
Nikita is a 20-something year old geeky girl that resides in Perth, Western Australia. She is currently studying and working in the health industry. She spends her spare time blogging sporadically, taking photos, gaming, volunteering, geocaching, making jewellery and trying to stop the Little Red Monkey from taking over the world. So far, she's stopped him 36 times.
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November 28th, 2006 - 18:42
Them people are so brite, them no-cussing, AOL using, FunWebProduct infested persons. They gets what them deserves!
Where’s my fried chicken…?
November 29th, 2006 - 00:11
Fir fox is a joke! doesn’t stand up to IE lol lol lol anyway, what ever float your skirt I guess… using cu swords they wouldn’t put you in jail for that. otherwise 95% of the people would be in jail.
November 29th, 2006 - 00:33
Funny you bring this up:
Awhile ago, I got an email with “This is Spam” in the subject line. I clicked on the email for fun and lo and behold, the message was:
“r yoo a spammer? i saw you email on a spam website once.”
I lol’d, not just because of the message, but because the Browser Type looked just like the one your spammer used. It must be the dumbest spam spyware ever.
November 29th, 2006 - 11:09
Isn’t “cusswards” at the bottom end of a sailboat???
November 30th, 2006 - 17:17
[bakes Kitta a cake (lactose free) with a file in it]
[On second thought, those prison shower rumble scenes...]
December 1st, 2006 - 06:36
Cuswards? Is that anything like “Bass Ackwards”?
December 4th, 2006 - 23:22
Gotta love these kind of folks.
I am digging your blog!
-Matt