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Five Minutes

Posted on Sunday, 29th October 2006 at 11:30pm

Things that a horde of drunken partygoers at my neighbours house have said in the last five minutes…

“Fucking whoreeeeeeeee.”
“Noooo, set it on fire!”
“You have to make it bigger.”
“Noooooooo… fuck yeah!”
“That cocksucker!”
“And then she wanted to go get pizza.”
“Eat the dog! Eat it! Eat it!”
“Woooooohooooooo!”
“It’s an orange.”
“Weeeeeeee are the championsssssss my frienddddddsssss and we’ll keep on fuckingggg till the enddddddd.”

I would love to know what this stimulating conversation is regarding.

9 Responses to “Five Minutes”

Keg Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 12:11am
I bet they were discussing post modern feminisn in the context of the downfall of the textile workers during the industrial revolution.
Bob Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 1:52am
I thought they were watching porn, but Keg’s response makes more sense…
Mark Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 5:57pm
Hey, thanks for that Twitter invite thingy. Pretty damn funny, innit?

Personally, I have a hunch they’re discussing divergent interpretations of sublimated trauma in the later work of Proust, but Keg might still be right.
Mike Says:
October 31st, 2006 at 3:15am
Yes - I think Keg is spot on
Nina Says:
October 31st, 2006 at 11:46am
The social ramifications of imposing neo-capitalist ethics on a third-world neo-despotic society?

It boggles the mind. Mine certainly is. Boggled, I mean.
Wyatt Says:
November 3rd, 2006 at 8:45am
Ahh, dunk people are always great.Â But seriously, that was me.Â And yes, Keg was correct.
Daniel Says:
November 5th, 2006 at 6:56am
Oranges are bullshit. Fucking oranges…
jayjay Says:
November 6th, 2006 at 1:30am
I think they were grilling hot dogs some shelia didn’t have faith and wanted to order a pizza, they were getting desperate and were about to eat the dogs raw when they got the fire going and made it bigger. success! which always means it’s time to sing songs by queen.
Ellie Says:
November 6th, 2006 at 4:41pm
Haha! What an interesting, intelligent and stimulating conversation they were having! I love listening to drunk people.

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