Rancid Nuts
Posted on Monday, 9th October 2006 at 11:31pmMatt and I were talking about his rancid nuts today…
Kitta: What are you chewing?
Matt: Peanuts. They weren’t very nice, I think they are a bit stale, I kinda wish I didn’t eat them now.
Kitta: Do nuts go stale?
Matt: Yeah, then they go rancid.
Kitta: Mmm, rancid nutty goodness.
Matt: You don’t want to eat them when they’re rancid…
Kitta: Oh no, I do, I love the taste of rancid in the morning.
Matt: You can’t really tell from what they look like…
Kitta: Actually, I just like saying the word rancid, it’s such a cool word.
Matt: Just a little off colour, but they are nuts - they do that - then you eat them and you feel like vomiting for like an hour.
Kitta: Rancid man!
Matt: Sweetie…
Kitta: Yes?
Matt: What have you been taking?
Kitta: Rancid peanuts.
The truth is I’m drugged up on head cold medication to stop my head feeling like it will explode.
2 Responses to “Rancid Nuts”
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October 10th, 2006 at 11:40pmLeanne Says:
LMAO! Best. Convo. EVER.
But now you got me craving peanuts
way to go.. -
October 11th, 2006 at 8:11amDan M Says:
I do, I love the taste of rancid in the morning.
LMAO LOL LOL I’m not even going to say it
You dirty little girl you lol lol lol. 
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