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Introducing Maiya

Posted on Friday, 18th August 2006 at 6:46am

It it give me great pleasure to introduce you all to the newest memeber of my growing Mac family - she is only small and hours old, so please, admire her gently and comment quietly…

I named her Maiya and she is a 30gb iPod video. Isn’t she georgeous?

Yes, I know everyone thinks their iPod is cutest iPod ever, and that everyone will agree with them about said cuteness even though all iPod’s look the same, but Maiya, she’s different. I knew it from the moment I opened up her packaging and held her in my hand.

Sabastian has interfaced with her lovingly already - completly forgetting about his former beloved Tatiana - ogling Maiya’s ample 30gb hard drive and her 136 gram frame, looking deep into her files and penetrating his data into her.

Kids these days; they interface at such an early age.

11 Responses to “Introducing Maiya”

robert Says:
August 18th, 2006 at 1:13pm
He he ! Kitta what erotic post …! But also very good choice with Carla Bruni ! May I wish you plenty of kids ?!
Kristof Says:
August 18th, 2006 at 10:32pm
I bet that’s how they make iPod Nano’s over at the Apple HQ’s!
sened Says:
August 19th, 2006 at 9:54am
Now whoever introduced you to our lovely Carla (I say “Our” as if every french artist was owned by the french population)? In the same style, you’ll probably fall head over heels in love with Camille (both her albums “Le sac des filles” and “Le Fil” are just plain ol’ simple GORGEOUS).
kalen Says:
August 19th, 2006 at 2:48pm
she’s GORGEOUS - wow, oh, wow.

i feel so behind about the whole ipod thing. booooo. i have so far to go.
J Says:
August 22nd, 2006 at 9:50pm
Once you go Mac, you never go back

Unfortunately I’m still stuck on Sony
nickadonian Says:
August 25th, 2006 at 2:27am
Is this blog sponsored by Apple? I actually went mac and came back…for many reasons! I am glad you’re happy though!!!
inna Says:
August 29th, 2006 at 8:21am
i wish i could just go and upgrade my nano to the video one haha it’s cute
Mark Says:
August 29th, 2006 at 6:05pm
Wow. It’s been sleepy in Kitta town lately.
Kitta Says:
August 30th, 2006 at 6:31pm
My blog has been sleepy lately because of many birthdays, the server going up and down like a hooker and other technical difficulties that don’t involve a hooker pun. Normal broadcasting will resume soon.
Mitch Says:
August 31st, 2006 at 1:04am
Very funky/interesting site! I’m from the Perth area too! =)

Anyway Later!
Amy Says:
September 12th, 2006 at 4:29pm
Yay!! welcome to the new Sexc Video IPOD world. I have a black one, they sure are fine, i converted a divx Deuce Bigalow- European Gigalo actually looks unreal on the little fella. I havent plugged it into the tele though yet…

oh on a side note, im sure you get heaps of requests. but is it possible to ask for some help re: the nice borders you have around your pics, i too have wp and was wondering if you would help me in lamens terms on how to install it?

Cheers Aimz

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