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June FUST’s

Posted on Monday, 26th June 2006 at 11:07pm

Over the past four years of blogging I have had some interesting search phrases show up in my stats. Now and again I play a game with Sergio called ‘who has the most fucked up search term’, the rules are simple, whoever has the most disgusting search term wins and claims the glory of having the most fucked up website viewers. It’s a highly regarded award that I have won many times. I mostly receive disgusting searches about granny porn, monkey porn, granny and monkey porn orgies, and searches about myself naked (not happening people). So I thought I would start documenting my fucked up search term’s (FUST’s) every month…

June FUST’s

China syndrome porn
Soviet diamond fund
Cute nurses giving injections
Helena Bonham-carter lesbian
Monkey eating cheese
Sims 2 how to alien impregnation
Put the ooo in shampoo
My shoelace will take over the world
Big brother Australia fucking housemates while they sleep rumours
Life is like a bucket of wood shavings
Monkey vagina pictures
Make a monkey talk like Simon Cowell
How would you say Happy Easter in Australia (it’s said as ‘Happy Easter’)
Tupgirl and lemon party orgy
Aliens blowing up puppies
I have a piece of metal like a hair growing from my knee
Free fucking website of old grannies
Sublimable messages through disney movies (that is how they spelt subliminal)
How to write like a kool haxor

And my favourite…

Advice on how to leave my mistress

You want my advice on how to leave your mistress? Ok. Here’s what you do… Don’t. Because she will contact your wife who will throw you out of home, your beloved mistress will then not take your sorry ass in and you’ll be sleeping on your friend Larry’s couch while he sings in the shower to Shania Twain and begs you to come join him because he’s lost his soap. Unless you want to look for soap while moaning to ‘You’re Still The One’, I would think twice before even obtaining a mistress.

14 Responses to “June FUST’s”

Dan Says:
June 27th, 2006 at 12:29am
never drop the soap while in a jail and in the cell with a guy named baba.

Dan
Me, USA
skribe Says:
June 27th, 2006 at 7:41am
‘Sex with pregnant dog’

We get that one quite often.
anne Says:
June 27th, 2006 at 9:43am
monkey vagina pictures?!?!!?

my god.
Pixel Brain Says:
June 27th, 2006 at 9:40pm
some of those are just SICK!
can you remeber any of Sergio’s FUSTs?
Mark Says:
June 27th, 2006 at 10:00pm
Personally, I’d say you do put the ‘oo’ in shampoo.
FlatGreg Says:
June 27th, 2006 at 10:07pm
Looks like you have an alien/monkey/fucking theme going on! I consistently get hits from the phrase “volleyball asses”
Melissa Says:
June 28th, 2006 at 1:56am
And I thought I had odd search phrases… my favorite so far has been “trailer park webcam”. But you definitely take the cake!
Matteh Says:
June 28th, 2006 at 4:39pm
I like “Monkey eating cheese”… I mean sure theres some perverted people out there to search for things like “Monkey Vagini Pictures” but it takes a special type of person to look up monkeys eating cheese.
EvAn Says:
June 28th, 2006 at 7:14pm
what does a monkey vaginie look like?
Christina Says:
June 28th, 2006 at 9:51pm
Assuming the person who wants Sims to be impregnated with alien babies doesn’t want to sit around waiting for it to happen autonomously, they should check out this hack.

… XD
John Boy Says:
June 29th, 2006 at 5:16pm
And here I thought I had a good one, “my birds destroy the planet”. After reading your selection, I guess not
Herman Says:
June 30th, 2006 at 10:36am
Shoelaces can take over the world ? *GASPS* !!! what about Shoes?
Kitta Says:
July 3rd, 2006 at 1:27am
The shoes are merely a vessel to spread shoelace propaganda.
Alexander Berglund Says:
July 8th, 2006 at 9:16pm
Are we talking about what Ben Dover did again?

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