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Shot Down

Posted on Friday, 28th April 2006 at 9:44pm

Matt and I were talking about how we met. The true story is we met at a Christmas party, another guy was trying to pour beer down the back of my top and Matt stopped him, I spent the rest of the night safe on Matt’s lap. Alas, Matt thinks that this isn’t a good enough story…

Matt: I’m thinking we need to come up with a really cool story about how we met.
Kitta: Why?
Matt: Because I figure we will have to tell it a lot, and meeting at a christmas party isn’t really very impressive.
Kitta: We met at a Christmas party when you stopped some wanker of a guy from pouring beer down my top, that is impressive.
Matt: Instead of that… I saved you from being bashed by seven drunk guys in an alley trying to bash you.
Kitta: No.
Matt: Fine… We’ll stick with the true story.
Kitta: Dork.
Matt: Hey, it was a good idea, we would have a great story to tell at events!
Kitta: Me being bashed is a good story?
Matt: Noooo, I saved you.
Kitta: Right, from seven guys? Just think about that…
Matt: How about this then… It was at the ski slopes in Aspen, you fell and hurt your ankle and seven wolves were coming towards you, but I fought them off.
Kitta: No.
Matt: Fiiiinnneee.

A few moments later…

Matt: Can I have a pet fox?
Kitta: No sweetie.

12 Responses to “Shot Down”

Matteh Says:
April 28th, 2006 at 10:09pm
Ok, ok! I admit it. There might be a slight chance that I am in fact Kitta’s bitch… Possibly.
sween Says:
April 28th, 2006 at 10:14pm
I don’t know… I would have at least said “yes” to the fox. Give the man something.

Now I want a fox.
Lily Says:
April 28th, 2006 at 10:19pm
That Matt-guy is too funny! Tell him he’s a hero by saving you from bear!
Keg Says:
April 28th, 2006 at 10:42pm
Roffle
Matteh Says:
April 28th, 2006 at 11:10pm
That ‘Matt-guy’ is right here you know Lily..
Youkie Says:
April 30th, 2006 at 5:07am
Yeah right Matt, and Hitler was just *Slightly* miffed he was not accepted into art school…

And how can you think saving a girl from 7 guys is better than having said girl on your lap?
*chanel. Says:
April 30th, 2006 at 5:36am
LOL, that’s too cute.
Bob Says:
April 30th, 2006 at 8:52pm
Stopped some wanker from pouring beer down my top is impressive enough I think, that and he does have you on his arm now. It doesn’t get anymore impressive than that.
Mark Says:
May 1st, 2006 at 2:51pm
I think you should let him have the seven guys explanation, on the proviso that they were seven dwarves. That way it would be feasible and entertaining.
Keddy Says:
May 2nd, 2006 at 3:22am
Why can he not have a pet fox. I kinda want one now too.
Matteh Says:
May 2nd, 2006 at 9:06am
and so… the fox revolution begins!

I think it was something to do with it would be illegal..
NickS Says:
May 6th, 2006 at 12:07am
Wait, you guys don’t have a pet fox??
Here’s ours

Put the 7 dwarves in the Aspen version of the story and I think you’ve got it nailed.

I proposed to my wife in the car on the highway, going 90mph when she wouldn’t agree to let me carry out my original proposal plan. She thinks it ruined the story, but it just made it more interesting. to each his/her own.

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