Shot Down
Matt and I were talking about how we met. The true story is we met at a Christmas party, another guy was trying to pour beer down the back of my top and Matt stopped him, I spent the rest of the night safe on Matt's lap. Alas, Matt thinks that this isn't a good enough story...
Matt: I'm thinking we need to come up with a really cool story about how we met.
Kitta: Why?
Matt: Because I figure we will have to tell it a lot, and meeting at a christmas party isn't really very impressive.
Kitta: We met at a Christmas party when you stopped some wanker of a guy from pouring beer down my top, that is impressive.
Matt: Instead of that... I saved you from being bashed by seven drunk guys in an alley trying to bash you.
Kitta: No.
Matt: Fine... We'll stick with the true story.
Kitta: Dork.
Matt: Hey, it was a good idea, we would have a great story to tell at events!
Kitta: Me being bashed is a good story?
Matt: Noooo, I saved you.
Kitta: Right, from seven guys? Just think about that...
Matt: How about this then... It was at the ski slopes in Aspen, you fell and hurt your ankle and seven wolves were coming towards you, but I fought them off.
Kitta: No.
Matt: Fiiiinnneee.
A few moments later...
Matt: Can I have a pet fox?
Kitta: No sweetie.
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April 28th, 2006 - 22:09
Ok, ok! I admit it. There might be a slight chance that I am in fact Kitta’s bitch… Possibly.
April 28th, 2006 - 22:14
I don’t know… I would have at least said “yes” to the fox. Give the man something.
Now I want a fox.
April 28th, 2006 - 22:19
That Matt-guy is too funny!
Tell him he’s a hero by saving you from bear! 
April 28th, 2006 - 22:42
Roffle
April 28th, 2006 - 23:10
That ‘Matt-guy’ is right here you know Lily..
April 30th, 2006 - 05:07
Yeah right Matt, and Hitler was just *Slightly* miffed he was not accepted into art school…
And how can you think saving a girl from 7 guys is better than having said girl on your lap?
April 30th, 2006 - 05:36
LOL, that’s too cute.
April 30th, 2006 - 20:52
Stopped some wanker from pouring beer down my top is impressive enough I think, that and he does have you on his arm now. It doesn’t get anymore impressive than that.
May 1st, 2006 - 14:51
I think you should let him have the seven guys explanation, on the proviso that they were seven dwarves. That way it would be feasible and entertaining.
May 2nd, 2006 - 03:22
Why can he not have a pet fox. I kinda want one now too.
May 2nd, 2006 - 09:06
and so… the fox revolution begins!
I think it was something to do with it would be illegal..
May 6th, 2006 - 00:07
Wait, you guys don’t have a pet fox??
Here’s ours
Put the 7 dwarves in the Aspen version of the story and I think you’ve got it nailed.
I proposed to my wife in the car on the highway, going 90mph when she wouldn’t agree to let me carry out my original proposal plan. She thinks it ruined the story, but it just made it more interesting. to each his/her own.