Ho Sale
Posted on Wednesday, 5th April 2006 at 12:51am
Kitta: Ooo Escada Rockin’ Rio is out cheap at Perfume Empire!
Matt: *Nods and smiles*
Kitta: It’s $100 is department stores!
Matt: *Nods and smiles some more*
Kitta: Bah… I so need, like, a female friend that knows what I’m crapping on about, even Candy doesn’t know Sass and Bide from Lisa Ho.
Matt: Well… I’m sorry, but I can’t be your female friend sweetie.
Kitta: Yes I know.
Kitta: *Sighs*
Matt: Wouldn’t you think it was a bit odd if I was?
Kitta: Yes.
Matt: I would be like “OH MY GOD! Did you see the sale Lisa Ho is having! I mean, I’m going to get myself so many Ho’s its not funny!”
Kitta: You know, even though I know you were joking, when you said Lisa Ho and sale in the same sentance I got kind of excited.
Matt: I am never letting you have my credit card.
Kitta: Oh come on!
18 Responses to “Ho Sale”
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Neil comments: April 5th, 2006 at 2:47am
Im all for getting excited over a sale, but Escada Rockin Rio sounds like really good ice cream!
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Youkie comments: April 5th, 2006 at 3:14am
Kitta gets all dem ho’s…
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Jen comments: April 5th, 2006 at 4:53am
Kitta, if you want to talk to girls who do know the difference, you should go to the forums on vogue.com.au.
I know this sounds like one of those terrible spam messages, but I promise it isn’t. It’s just an awesome forum which will lead you to spend far too much money
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Mark comments: April 5th, 2006 at 9:38pm
Hold it, Kitta - you can’t just let some Ho get between you and your man.
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Tina comments: April 5th, 2006 at 11:17pm
Hi
Cute layout =)
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Kitta comments: April 5th, 2006 at 11:42pm
Jen, I already lurk on the Vogue forums, I don’t post too much, but I am around.
Mark, when I posted this I thought to myself “I can’t wait to see what type of ho joke Mark makes.”
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Christina comments: April 5th, 2006 at 11:44pm
Perfumes make me sneeze
Damn allergies.
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becca comments: April 6th, 2006 at 10:42am
“Crapping on about”? Oh, Kitta. I will so move there and shop with you if you promise to shower me with Australian-isms.
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Yeah, it’s lame. You gotta give me more to work with.
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- Becca, hehe, I didn’t even notice that was really Aussie until you mentioned it. Bloody hell! I’m like a shella who’s stuck in the bush with a roo through her ute’s windscreen and no two way to call a copper for help. Shit a brick! Ok, you can more here, but you have to bring Addie so we can teach her the ways of S&B and terrible aussie slang.
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Herman comments: April 7th, 2006 at 1:57am
Lolzzz ! Ho’s on saleeee
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anne comments: April 7th, 2006 at 4:37pm
i too share your appreciation for all things fashionably-fine. i love shoes and bags. when i finally build my own house i want a huge walk-in robe, featuring a whole wall dedicated to shoes and bags… wink wink justin
just joking
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- Anne, oh we will so have to go shopping sometime, with our significant other’s credit cards of course. Hehe. :p
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Matteh comments: April 7th, 2006 at 7:43pm
Oh reaaallly? MY credit card, I would like to see that
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Lily comments: April 10th, 2006 at 1:35am
Haha, your Matt-friend is so funny:P And so are you! I’ve by the way never heard of Lisa Ho either.
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Gena comments: April 11th, 2006 at 12:21pm
Haha that was funny! I get excited when someone mentions the word “sales” too. Guys just don’t seem to get it.
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lol… “matt-friend”
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lol i got hyphenated
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