Spam Oracle
Posted on Monday, 20th February 2006 at 1:40am“Oh BOY are you stoned, Paul thought, and giggled faintly. Three nights ago, when he was sure she was upstairs, he had sneaked one of the sample boxes out and had read everything on the label, although he supposed he had read everything he needed when he saw what Novril’s principal ingredient was. “All right! I think that just might be a little closer to the truth.” He looked up, startled out of the story’s deep dream Geoffrey — who had turned out to be very much the hero of this one — had just come face to face with the hideous queen bee, whom he would have to battle to the death for Misery’s life.”
Spam is so damn insightful; it’s like Drucilla from Buffy.
And yes, this is a lame attempt at a blog entry, but give me a break, I spent the last few days helping someone move, during which time I have been called ‘mental’ and ‘vague’, and had various things that belong to me taken from me against my will. I am a tad blah at the moment, with a bit of sweepy and sore thrown in for good measure. Now if you don’t mind I am going to go soak in a bath, rid my mind of any box related thoughts, and then sleep for a week or two.
6 Responses to “Spam Oracle”
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February 20th, 2006 at 2:47amstu Says:
dont forget to wash behind your ears
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February 21st, 2006 at 2:58pmMark Says:
Oh don’t just leave us there. How does it *end*?!
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February 21st, 2006 at 3:24pmKitta Says:
I don’t know how it ends, hopefully they’ll send me the end of story story along with a link for viagra sometime this week.
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February 21st, 2006 at 10:08pmnickadonian Says:
Hey do u want to help me move? I’m not sure how badly I could insult you though. Would you just settle for compliments and crazy things like “thanks” and “gee, you’re awesome for helping me move”??
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February 22nd, 2006 at 10:19pmPaul Says:
I’m sure I heard somewhere that Mental and Vague are the top two attributes sought after in a removalist.
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February 25th, 2006 at 7:19amBaron Says:
I swore I read somewhere about a box game, where the sole objective of the game is to stack boxes. How much would that suck, lol.
Boxes…boxes…boxes.
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