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Teenage Clothing

Posted on Sunday, 5th February 2006 at 2:53pm

Matt and I procrastinate washing our gay teenage clothes…

Matt: Washing sucks, I have so much to do, but I have to do it if I want to wear clothes this weekend, ice skating naked at ‘cockburn’ arena probably isn’t the best idea.
Kitta: I have to wash clothes too, I’m putting it off though, my theory is they might get fed up and wash themselves. I think of my clothes as teenage girls.
Matt: You see I tried that, obviously my clothes are teenage guys because they don’t care if they sit around dirty and smelly.
Kitta: Hopefully your clothes will get girlfriends that will wash them.
Matt: I dunno, didn’t happen for me.
Kitta: Maybe they’re gay…
Matt: Stop picking on my clothes!
Kitta: There’s nothing wrong with it, in fact I think I have a top that’s bisexual.
Matt: How do you know she’s bisexual?
Kitta: She always wants to hang out with my underwear.

10 Responses to “Teenage Clothing”

nickadonian Says:
February 5th, 2006 at 11:51pm
Hey Kitta, How are you today?
Mark Says:
February 6th, 2006 at 12:49pm
I had a queer singlet once, but my King Gee workwear got together and beat it up. Damn intolerant blue-collar clothing…
Matteh Says:
February 6th, 2006 at 2:59pm
Just for the record… i am only sorta kinda a banana nazi… nothing to see here.
Crystal Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 1:10am
I am at a loss for words. But that’s not a bad thing.

I hate doing laundry.
stefan Says:
February 8th, 2006 at 5:59am
Sorry, but I don’t think Matt’s clothes are gay. If they were, they would want to look their best and WOULD wash themselves. His clothes must be balding beer gut smelly old men.
Kitta Says:
February 9th, 2006 at 2:45am
Stefan: You have a valid point.
frank Says:
February 9th, 2006 at 7:21am
hehe
Esther Says:
February 10th, 2006 at 8:35pm
I’m still waiting for the day my clothes start to hang themselves up.
Youkie Says:
February 10th, 2006 at 10:53pm
As long as they are not moving on their own, you can wear them…

I think my bra is gay… It’s hard to take off….
carfentanyl Says:
February 11th, 2006 at 7:11am
There’s only one thing I hate about laundry and that’s ironing. Ironing is dreadfull…

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