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Kitta TV

Posted on Tuesday, 13th December 2005 at 11:13pm

Nikita: Fucking piece of shit cables, why do you have to be so bloody cable like!
Danny: You know, you should have a TV show where you upgrade computers.
Nikita: And why is that?
Danny: Because it would be hilarious to see you swear at cables and components for half an hour time slot.
Nikita: Yeah, and in the season finale I would choke you with said cables and win a fucking Emmy Award.

Computer problems are still persisting even after installing a new mainboard, CPU and PSU. I have a few theories why…

The old PSU was faulty and fried both the old and new mainboard’s and CPU’s.
The memory has gone bad.
It insists on being a fuckwit and continues to torment me because it enjoys infuriating humans.

At the moment I am leaning towards the memory, due to the fact that after I removed one stick of RAM and booted up it gave me a bad memory beep and POSTed. Beeping and POSTing is good, blank is bad, blank gives me no where to go apart from a hardware store to purchase a nice big hard hammer.

And so the great computer problem of 2005 trudges onwards…

16 Responses to “Kitta TV”

Keg Says:
December 13th, 2005 at 11:17pm
*chuckles*

Everyone likes Emmy winning violence.

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Christina Says:
December 13th, 2005 at 11:28pm
It sounds like my computer problems went away from me and went to you. That TV show would so rock

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Kitta Says:
December 13th, 2005 at 11:37pm
Christina: You gave me computer cooties! :p

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Max Says:
December 14th, 2005 at 6:07am
I agree, that TV show would rock … as for your problems, it’s probably the RAM but I wouldn’t rule out some other things. When I built my comp a few years back it wouldn’t boot at all, nothing, no beep, it just sat there with the power light on.

I sent the mainboard back and the cpu, both came back fine. So I removed each component one by one and it turned out to be the internal modem.

Not needing one anymore I got to smash it good with a hammer.

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Ed Says:
December 14th, 2005 at 2:51pm
Did you get the pictures of my printer?
Look in your “Shotgun, Gasoline, Fire” folder.
Let me know if I can help.

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Chris Says:
December 14th, 2005 at 3:49pm
It could be on right after “Call for Help” on G4TechTV. And with idea that blood, sex, and violence brings in ratings - you already have two of the three themes covered.

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Phobia Says:
December 14th, 2005 at 4:03pm
It shouldn’t be on G4TechTV… mainly because G4TechTV sucks!

Also it should be on australia tv.. or downloadable… mmm. downloadable.

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Richard Says:
December 14th, 2005 at 4:46pm
4. It’s the conspiracy of inanimate things against mankind.

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Ricky_Moon Says:
December 15th, 2005 at 12:55am
Yeah your tv show would so rock, it would be even better if it where a video podcast and beat off John Safran and his “speaking in tongues” from the top of the video podcast charts

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Roy Says:
December 15th, 2005 at 6:26pm
it may be that the old PFU fried the MotherBoard, but not the CPU, tust me, i have fried A LOT of PSU and mobos with them, and still my CPU sirvives!.

Ram can also be a problem.

best advice?, do you have a good working computer arround?, you can try your hardware one by one to find the bad one.

what PSU do you have?, i reconed to get a good one, like coolermaster realpower 450w PFC enabled, reloable an inexpencive, i am an overclockers and thats my PSU of choice
btw, i gess the motherboard is wrecked

sorry for my englis its not my native language.

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Dan M Snow bound MA USA Says:
December 16th, 2005 at 1:36am
I agree with Dan, it would be a good show. you can call it”Cyder kitta use computer!!” Mary Xmas to you all out there.

-Dan

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Gussy Says:
December 18th, 2005 at 1:02pm
And to think that isn’t the wackest thing that Danny has said.

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Stacy Says:
December 19th, 2005 at 7:57am
Well, at least 2005 is almost over

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Baron Says:
December 19th, 2005 at 2:22pm
You see, it isn’t that hard to put a computer together from parts, nor to install Windows and get everything running. Unless, of course, God strikes down your system by some random chance-based event, which will undoubtedly end with broken computer hardware in the street.

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nickadonian Says:
December 20th, 2005 at 9:28am
I had a dream about you last night kitta….weird! And no it wasnt one of ‘those’ dreams! I also never remember dreams, so im not actually sure why I remember this one! Anyway, thought i would let you know ….

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dhford Says:
December 20th, 2005 at 11:39pm
Sounds like a hit show… hot chicks strangling geeks with computer wire. I like it. You could pitch it to Sci-fi channel and/or playboy channel.

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