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Kitta TV

Posted on Tuesday, 13th December 2005 at 11:13pm
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Nikita: Fucking piece of shit cables, why do you have to be so bloody cable like!
Danny: You know, you should have a TV show where you upgrade computers.
Nikita: And why is that?
Danny: Because it would be hilarious to see you swear at cables and components for half an hour time slot.
Nikita: Yeah, and in the season finale I would choke you with said cables and win a fucking Emmy Award.

Computer problems are still persisting even after installing a new mainboard, CPU and PSU. I have a few theories why…

  1. The old PSU was faulty and fried both the old and new mainboard’s and CPU’s.
  2. The memory has gone bad.
  3. It insists on being a fuckwit and continues to torment me because it enjoys infuriating humans.

At the moment I am leaning towards the memory, due to the fact that after I removed one stick of RAM and booted up it gave me a bad memory beep and POSTed. Beeping and POSTing is good, blank is bad, blank gives me no where to go apart from a hardware store to purchase a nice big hard hammer. :)

And so the great computer problem of 2005 trudges onwards…






















16 Responses to “Kitta TV”

  1. Keg comments:

    2. December 13th, 2005 at 11:17pm

    *chuckles*

    Everyone likes Emmy winning violence.

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  2. Christina comments:

    3. December 13th, 2005 at 11:28pm

    It sounds like my computer problems went away from me and went to you. That TV show would so rock :P

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  3. Kitta comments:

    4. December 13th, 2005 at 11:37pm

    Christina: You gave me computer cooties! :p

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  4. Max comments:

    5. December 14th, 2005 at 6:07am

    I agree, that TV show would rock … as for your problems, it’s probably the RAM but I wouldn’t rule out some other things. When I built my comp a few years back it wouldn’t boot at all, nothing, no beep, it just sat there with the power light on.

    I sent the mainboard back and the cpu, both came back fine. So I removed each component one by one and it turned out to be the internal modem.

    Not needing one anymore I got to smash it good with a hammer.

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  5. Ed comments:

    6. December 14th, 2005 at 2:51pm

    Did you get the pictures of my printer?
    Look in your “Shotgun, Gasoline, Fire” folder.
    Let me know if I can help.

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  6. Chris comments:

    7. December 14th, 2005 at 3:49pm

    It could be on right after “Call for Help” on G4TechTV. And with idea that blood, sex, and violence brings in ratings – you already have two of the three themes covered.

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  7. Phobia comments:

    8. December 14th, 2005 at 4:03pm

    It shouldn’t be on G4TechTV… mainly because G4TechTV sucks!

    Also it should be on australia tv.. or downloadable… mmm. downloadable.

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  8. Richard comments:

    9. December 14th, 2005 at 4:46pm

    4. It’s the conspiracy of inanimate things against mankind.

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  9. Ricky_Moon comments:

    10. December 15th, 2005 at 12:55am

    Yeah your tv show would so rock, it would be even better if it where a video podcast and beat off John Safran and his “speaking in tongues” from the top of the video podcast charts :D

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  10. Roy comments:

    11. December 15th, 2005 at 6:26pm

    it may be that the old PFU fried the MotherBoard, but not the CPU, tust me, i have fried A LOT of PSU and mobos with them, and still my CPU sirvives!.

    Ram can also be a problem.

    best advice?, do you have a good working computer arround?, you can try your hardware one by one to find the bad one.

    what PSU do you have?, i reconed to get a good one, like coolermaster realpower 450w PFC enabled, reloable an inexpencive, i am an overclockers and thats my PSU of choice ;)
    btw, i gess the motherboard is wrecked :P

    sorry for my englis its not my native language.

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  11. Dan M Snow bound MA USA comments:

    12. December 16th, 2005 at 1:36am

    I agree with Dan, it would be a good show. you can call it”Cyder kitta use computer!!” Mary Xmas to you all out there.

    -Dan

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  12. Gussy comments:

    13. December 18th, 2005 at 1:02pm

    And to think that isn’t the wackest thing that Danny has said.

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  13. Stacy comments:

    14. December 19th, 2005 at 7:57am

    Well, at least 2005 is almost over :)

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  14. Baron comments:

    15. December 19th, 2005 at 2:22pm

    You see, it isn’t that hard to put a computer together from parts, nor to install Windows and get everything running. Unless, of course, God strikes down your system by some random chance-based event, which will undoubtedly end with broken computer hardware in the street.

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  15. nickadonian comments:

    16. December 20th, 2005 at 9:28am

    I had a dream about you last night kitta….weird! And no it wasnt one of ‘those’ dreams! I also never remember dreams, so im not actually sure why I remember this one! Anyway, thought i would let you know ….

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  16. dhford comments:

    17. December 20th, 2005 at 11:39pm

    Sounds like a hit show… hot chicks strangling geeks with computer wire. I like it. You could pitch it to Sci-fi channel and/or playboy channel.

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