Kitta.net - Don’t feed or spank the monkey

Don't make me decapitate you with this indispensable fork!

Random Five

Posted on Friday, 2nd December 2005 at 11:15pm

Renee and Esther have infected me with the Random Five meme, where the infected victims must post five random facts about themselves in their blogs and then list the names of five people to infect next. Pathogenic meme’s are all the rage these days.

My Five Random Facts:

My right leg is slightly longer than my left, because of this I bend my right knee slightly when standing to compensate.
I enjoy watching really shockingly bad reality TV shows at night, such as Family Plots and Big Brother Up late.
I am a closet Backstreet Boys fan and have been ever since high school when I used to hide my BSB CD’s in my Jebediah covers so my friends wouldn’t give me shit about owning their albums. I am planning on going to their Australian tour next year and making a sign that reads “I want to have the Two Chinese Boys babies”.
The MRI I had a few months ago showed I have cysts on my ovaries, which could be contributing to some of the pain that I have been enduring over the past few months. I am waiting on more test results at this point. Woo-yay.
I did all (let me repeat, ALL) of my Christmas shopping in November. Take that santa, you lazy ass. :p

Five People That I’m Infecting:

P.S.
Santa, I didn’t mean that lazy ass remark. You know me, I’m all sarcastic, but deep down I really am a sweet, nice and lovely girl. Oh and by the way, have you had a chance to look at my Christmas wish list?

18 Responses to “Random Five”

Tiffy Says:
December 3rd, 2005 at 1:08am
I had a cyst (it was about the size of a small orange) on one of my ovaries last year. They can really mess you up :|. Though, they do disappear, eventually~

Reply to this comment.
Kitta Says:
December 3rd, 2005 at 1:18am
Tiffy: I had an ovarian cyst removed about five years ago, it was too big and my Gyno was worried it would burst, hopefully this one goes away and doesn’t have to be removed surgically like the last one.

Reply to this comment.
amanda Says:
December 3rd, 2005 at 2:46am
im yet another ovarian cyst girl although technically mind was more of a tumour (it was a dermoid cyst) i had to have the whole of my right ovary removed (the tumour was half the size of a football and had twisted my ovary around a bit hence the pain i was experiencing mainly in my back).

i also have a smaller (about 4cm wide) cyst on my left ovary, but because i only have my left ovary left (they removed all of the right ovary as it was too fucked up) they are going to leave me with that one for as long as i can manage before i have the whole lot removed. time to get pregnant really

hopefully your will have the type of cysts that go away on their own accord. unfortunately mine are the variety that just keep growing back, grr to being a girl!

Reply to this comment.
Jennifer Says:
December 3rd, 2005 at 7:03am
Powerbook - I’d only get that if I gave santa head.

I would think a Powerbook is so worth giving Santa head for. Hell Kitta, if you won’t do it, send him my way! A little sucky sucky ain’t that bad.

Reply to this comment.
Gussy's Blog Says:
December 3rd, 2005 at 12:11pm
Random 5

Even though i posted some randomness last night…I was tagged by Kitta, and thus i said i would do some more. The randomness and the tagging, came out about the same time too, which is just plain freaky.
1. I can lick my elbow and my nose with …

Reply to this comment.
Tom Says:
December 3rd, 2005 at 1:47pm
Ho Ho Ho, ladies!

Reply to this comment.
nickadonian Says:
December 3rd, 2005 at 10:56pm
If it aint about porn, its about the latest medical disaster in your life…oh and throw in a bit of comedy! Quite a triumvirate of blog topics you got going on kitta! Somehow they all seem to mesh….

Reply to this comment.
becca Says:
December 4th, 2005 at 2:23pm
Poor Kitta. I really hope you don’t need any surgery for the cyst– you’ve undergone too much medical drama as is. And just remember that even your shorter leg is much longer than both of mine, probably added together, so you still win at life. The End.

Reply to this comment.
stu Says:
December 5th, 2005 at 5:41am
why dont you just grind some heal of your shoe or somthin

Reply to this comment.
Shelli Says:
December 5th, 2005 at 5:55am
Ok, Im so with you on the watching reality shows. I dont know whats gotten into me! And yes, Family Plots is dreadful…but fabulous at the same time. As if I dont have anything better to do with my time? Ek!

Anyway, Im hoping those cysts arent serious? Well, that sounded stupid, I mean, all cysts are bad. I mean, are you going to need surgery?

~Shells xoxo

Reply to this comment.
ted Says:
December 5th, 2005 at 11:42am
always fun to read, have a great christmas kitta

Reply to this comment.
Esther Says:
December 5th, 2005 at 10:58pm
Please say hi to Nick Carter for me. OKTHX

Reply to this comment.
Angela Says:
December 6th, 2005 at 1:25am
How ironic is that I’m listening to BSB right now… lol shhh don’t tell.

The doctors believe that I could have a cyst due to my irregular patterns of being abnormal. Yeah.. something like that. So, you’re not alone on that boat, I’m there with you. The doctors also state that when/if I become normal again, I could possibly not have it. I really think they don’t know anything now. lol

Reply to this comment.
Kitta Says:
December 6th, 2005 at 2:32am
Amanda: I remember when I went in for my surgery years ago, my gyno talked about possibly removing my ovary if it was too bad or the cyst haemorrhaged, when I woke up in recovery the first words out of my mouth was “did he remove my ovary?” the nurses laughed and said “no it wasn’t too bad, he just removed the cyst”. He also said “well, one option is for you to get pregnant, but because you’re 14, we won’t go there”, haha. I hope this one goes away, although I have been in pain for some time now and it’s the same kind of constant pain I experienced when I had the last one.

Jennifer: Haha, time for a booty call to Santa I think.

Becca: But you have demented cookies, longer legs never win over demented cookies!

Shelli: Not sure yet, I go back to my specialist next Monday.

Esther: Will do, shall I tell him you want his babies?

Angela: Have they given you an ultrasound? That’s the best way to diagnose ovarian cysts. I’m not really irregular; I just have pain and abdominal distension. If you haven’t had an ultrasound yet, I would enquire about it.

Reply to this comment.
Imee Says:
December 7th, 2005 at 12:13am
lol. you made me giggle especially on the last paragraph!

oh yeah, check your myspace messages..i wrote you something concerning a faker/copier who was so stupid she used a pic of you with a “kitta.net” watermark.

Reply to this comment.
ella Says:
December 11th, 2005 at 3:00pm
closet fan my arse!!!! We all know you’ve had a crush on Howie D for a thousand years… oh wait, that’s me!! LOL still dont think its a closet thing though!!

Reply to this comment.
Bryan Says:
December 23rd, 2005 at 10:30pm
Hey Kitta,

My wife at the age of 19 got endometriosis. Not sure if you are familiar with this, but it was causing her severe lower abdomen paid. She eventually had to have surgery to help releave the pain, but many doctors misdiagnose this. She did have a cyst as well on her ovaries, but the endometriosis is where the pain came from I believe.

One doctor went as far as to tell her she had Chlamedia. With her and I being away from each other during our college years, having that come up caused some heated conversations, but the truth is, we were both faithful and neither of us had it, so the doctor fucked up.

Anyways, my post might be worthless at this point but just wanted to share.

Reply to this comment.
//gtmcknight Says:
December 24th, 2005 at 1:42am
Random Five

Passed on from Kitta it’s five random facts about yourself. Here I go.. My favorite juice is Lulo Juice (also known as Naranjilla), which is said to taste like a cross between a strawberry and a pineapple I am absolutely…

Reply to this comment.

If you have any questions, comments, recommendations, feedback or constructive criticism on this entry please feel free to leave a comment, I'd love to hear your thoughts. Try to stay on topic, I'd rather you email me thoughts that are off topic. If you're a troll who is in a foul mood and just wants to feel superior by flaming me, don't bother, comments from those who don't know how to criticise properly will be deleted. This is an unsolicited advice free zone. I love comments, chit-chat, musings and banter, but please keep my comments free of unsolicited advice. If I want your advice, I'll ask for it. Failure to leave a real name or email may result in your comment not being posted or being deleted and if it's kept up you will be banned. Comments do not reflect the thoughts of the owner of this site and they may be edited or deleted if spelling, coding or factual mistakes are present.

Line and paragraph breaks automatically of course, IP's are logged and you may use these HTML/XHTML tags in your comment(s):<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>