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The Grinch

Posted on Wednesday, 30th November 2005 at 3:58pm

Today I witnessed a middle aged man stealing ornaments off one of the many Christmas tree displays that litter the shopping centres during this festive season. As security grabbed his arm and pulled him away from the shiny ornaments, his defence was that he was taking them home to clean them, “they’re not clean enough” he shouted in dismay.

I think he left out the part where he sells them on eBay so he can buy midget toe sucking porn.

14 Responses to “The Grinch”

Noodlez Says:
November 30th, 2005 at 4:53pm
Ha ha. People where you live
lol
Kitta Says:
November 30th, 2005 at 5:34pm
I know, for once I’d like to go out and not witness people eating bird seed, talking about skank wear or stealing Christmas ornaments.
Mark Says:
November 30th, 2005 at 7:03pm
What else is there to do?
nickadonian Says:
November 30th, 2005 at 8:18pm
I think you’re way to observant…I walk through life in a daze. Thats why I dont write a blog I guess!
Mooiness Says:
November 30th, 2005 at 11:49pm
Why midgets?
Tom Says:
December 1st, 2005 at 12:21am
Tis the season as they say.
Keg Says:
December 1st, 2005 at 1:45am
haha
Winkie Says:
December 1st, 2005 at 1:52am
why midget sucking tows…the best small sports car on the road wont need a tow,but maybe in Australia they’re kittens compared with the Kamikaze
Aussie.
Clayton Says:
December 1st, 2005 at 8:31am
In your opinion, what is the best sort of midget porn?
jyoseph Says:
December 1st, 2005 at 1:34pm
They’re not clean enough? I invented that line!
kris Says:
December 2nd, 2005 at 5:36am
I once stole a Christmas ornament off of a door… But it was off of the door at a bar, and I was beyond drunk leaving it at closing time. Hopefully I won’t get coal in my stocking this year for that one.
kris Says:
December 2nd, 2005 at 5:39am
Mooiness…. as it was once said on Family Guy, Midgets are like natures comic relief. So why not?

Wow, I hope Karma doesn’t kick my ass for that one.
Nicole Says:
December 2nd, 2005 at 11:58am
I swear to god you see the most Random shit hey! I am so moving to Rockingham.
lala Says:
December 28th, 2005 at 3:51am
you say that in such a way that it sounds like “midget toe sucking porn” is a baaaaaaad thing!?

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