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RisquÃ© Interview

Posted on Tuesday, 15th November 2005 at 2:18am

I recently did an interview for the lovely Marko, in which I confessed some of my deepest and darkest secrets; such as having fanboy’s lick chocolate pudding off of my body daily, secret talks with the Little Red Monkey, my Coke addiction, why I hire children to avoid ridicule, my first encounter with a keyboard that belonged to a child who never wanted to share and my plans of the great Kitta.net re-design.

It is so risquÃ© it needs to be in one of those plastic covers you find on porn magazines.

Preston Says:
November 15th, 2005 at 3:31am
“Marko: html or asp?
Nikita: XHTML.”

Yeah. You rock.
Simon Says:
November 15th, 2005 at 7:18am
Lucky fanboys
Jp Says:
November 15th, 2005 at 7:21am
So.. I read through your risque interview with Marko (which i found rather interesting) and the part that jumped off the page at me was the portion on bookmarks. I can feel your pain on how unorganized bookmarks can dilute the soul. Since i neither have a website ( lacking of skills in programming and patience) nor the audience, i had an idea i wanted to pass along to you. What about posting your bookmarks as a section of the website. After researching the idea of embracing your bottem, posting your bookmarks, would be just another jumping point for the reader after they have read your posts.

I have dreams of monkey’s too..
jesse! Says:
November 15th, 2005 at 8:43am
You wouldn’t happen to have an application for that chocolate thing, would you?
Stacy Says:
November 15th, 2005 at 11:54am
Oh, Kitta, you dirty girl.

:runs off to read it:
nickadonian Says:
November 15th, 2005 at 2:59pm
As well as Kitta syndrome I believe you also have small blogger syndrome, its very similar to small man (napolean) syndrome. Symptoms include delusions of grandeur and uncontrolable urge to take over the planet by means of blog! I was http://www.ondering if you have thin wrists?(did you get my textual joke?) Because apparently Hitler and Napolean had thin wrists! Not that Im calling you the next antichrist or anything!
Adam Says:
November 16th, 2005 at 12:58am
“mother is so proud”

Love that last bit, topped it off nicely i thought
Keg Says:
November 16th, 2005 at 1:35am
Mmmm puddingalicious.
Clayton Says:
November 16th, 2005 at 2:41am
Keg : How dare you mock my dear sister, puddinga! haha
Zach Inglis Says:
November 17th, 2005 at 12:29pm
Yay for Coke lovin’

And just plain wierd at chocolate sauce but every each to their own.
nickadonian Says:
November 17th, 2005 at 6:36pm
You are quite the comedian!!
Steve Erwin Says:
November 17th, 2005 at 11:48pm
Is this world *really* big enough for two monkeys? I took the liberty of setting up a duel between the Little Red Monkey and Mojo the SockMonkey. (Had I only known what chain of events that would set in motion….)

Another commenter thought it might be better to just cut out the middle man (or woman, in this case) and have you wrestle Kevin (www.bearskinrug.co.uk) instead. Winner takes all of fifty cents!
Neil Says:
November 22nd, 2005 at 6:50am
Did i hear you say new layout coming soon?! Keep the monkey love!
AJ Says:
November 22nd, 2005 at 7:40am
The comments on ur interview? They’re jst jealous…
Faruk Ates Says:
November 26th, 2005 at 6:35am
Very amusing interview.
Marko Says:
December 10th, 2005 at 3:14am
tnx for the interview Kitta cheers

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