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Kitta Syndrome

Posted on Wednesday, 9th November 2005 at 1:06am
22 Comments Ensuing

Said to a friend…

“They have no real idea of what is wrong with me. They think it may be Crohn’s at the moment. Could you imagine if it was something new and they named it after me… “I’m so sorry, you have Kitta Syndrome, it affects the brains ability to withhold swearing. Without treatment you’ll be swearing like a sailor who has won the lotto and to celebrate has a supermodel sucking off his dick while another one strips to ‘I wanna to sex you up’ by the Backstreet Boys.”

Damn baby, damn.

22 Responses to “Kitta Syndrome”

Kat comments:

November 9th, 2005 at 2:11am

Hahahaha.

I wanna sexxxxx you uuuuup.
That’s going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

Dave comments:

November 9th, 2005 at 2:37am

FUCK!
I think that would be soo fucking great! If it gets done, i’m the first fucking one to be diagnosised with it, after you of course, that would be soo cool!

meg comments:

November 9th, 2005 at 3:48am

possibly one of the greatest things i have ever read.
amazing.

nick comments:

November 9th, 2005 at 3:48am

Your last two blogs have been quite ‘porn’ in nature! I thought you were a nice girl….not that being ‘porn’ isnt nice, just didnt really expect it from you. Keep up the blogging, you always gives me a laugh!

Mia comments:

November 9th, 2005 at 6:05am

Color Me Badd sings that song.

francey comments:

November 9th, 2005 at 8:28am

lovely, but I want to sex you up is by Color Me Badd.

Jennifer comments:

November 9th, 2005 at 10:04am

Don’t they have a name for that already? turrets syndrome?

Phobia comments:

November 9th, 2005 at 10:52am

um.. your scary kitta. very scary!

Tom comments:

November 9th, 2005 at 2:53pm

I knew there was a reason I always wanted to be a lottery winning sailor, all but the backstreet boy thing.

But, on another note, I hope your doctors find something they can treat and you become a picture of health, you already have the picture part down.

Kitta comments:

November 9th, 2005 at 7:10pm

Nick: Me, a nice girl? You have read my blog before, right? Re: The cunt entry.

Mia and Francey: Yes Color Me Badd do sing it, but I was talking about the 95 South remix by the Backstreet Boys.

Jennifer: Yes, but with tourettes you can’t control it, after extensive reaserch, they have found that people with Kitta syndrome can, but they chose not to.

Tom: Thank you Tom, I hope they figure it out soon to, I get my MRI results back in a week or two so hopefully they’ll shed some light on the matter.

Martin comments:

November 9th, 2005 at 8:23pm

M’am, please step away from the Kool-Aid!

Seriously, I’m very afraid.

nick comments:

November 9th, 2005 at 9:49pm

Well, yeah I have read your blog before but I came late on the scene, Im circa a couple of months ago. You know me… the guy that semi cyber-stalked you in a lame attempt to be funny and quirky! That worked great coz you blocked and ignored me, which is quite understandable! Anyway, I like the cunt story, when I have kids one day I’m sure to tell them that one…I might replace ‘cunt’ with prince or bruce or something like that! In closing…I think you would need some weaponized grade soap to wash your mouth out! Not that you should…it adds to the whole kitta mystique!!!

Taylor comments:

November 10th, 2005 at 12:08am

I’m going to have to agree with Meg. I laughed

Darkhorse comments:

November 10th, 2005 at 3:55am

Well Kitta, you do hang around a certain Lil’ Red Monkey.

Monkeys transmit diseases.

Little Red Monkey Disease, perhaps?

Mooiness comments:

November 10th, 2005 at 11:08am

Woah that was some funny shite! Thanks for the laughter. And any girl that knows that a remix (!) exists for “I wanna sex you up” is DA BOMB. Heh.

Anyway, dropped by via Technorati’s Blogfinder thing – I searched for “Australian”.

Nicole comments:

November 10th, 2005 at 6:34pm

Has anyone in your family ever been diagnosed with Chron’s or IBD?? Cause it is usually in the family.

Hope you are 100% soon adn they know exactly what is up with ya hun.

Ya never know they could make a disease after you

Take care.

Baron comments:

November 11th, 2005 at 7:36am

What an awesome syndrome. Take that Tourette’s!!

Clayton comments:

November 12th, 2005 at 3:51am

My mother suffers from IBD, and I hope that whatever happens, your problems can be reconciled. My girlfriend has Kitta’s disease, however, she calls it PMS; and she does sort of become smarmy like a sailor during that time , as well.

kim comments:

November 12th, 2005 at 6:31am

Crohn’s thats not a good IBD to have if you got too chose I would would go for Ulcerative Colitis. Like you really get to chose those things. ;-( They have good anti-inflammatory drugs for Crohns though so you should be fairly okay if that was the case. But no friggin Cure!

I just feel for you cause you have to go through so many tests. My bestwishes to you though no matter what happens.

Take care mate,

Kim

Mark comments:

November 12th, 2005 at 4:19pm

Maybe you have China Syndrome, where you’re so darn hot you melt a hole in the earth’s crust.

Dan comments:

November 12th, 2005 at 7:47pm

Hi Kitta, Have you thought about possible MS ??? My Mother has MS and I have seen some of the symptons before.

Kitta comments:

November 12th, 2005 at 10:14pm

Nicole: Yes, there are a few relatives with Crohn’s. That’s one of the reasons they’re looking for it so thoroughly.

Mark: I hope not, the world would be pissed if I do.

Dan: No I haven’t because I do not have any symptoms of MS, I have symptoms of IBD.

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