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Lemon Party

Posted on Wednesday, 2nd November 2005 at 3:42am



If you are contemplating hotlinking to my CSS files because you can’t be bothered uploading the files to your own server, I suggest you think twice before doing so (especially when I’m PMSing), because if you do decide to hotlink to any of my files my magical logs will tell me about it, and then I will be forced to lemon party your ass and totally enjoy the whole process! Example below…

Note: If you are eating dinner, under 18, don’t like old man porn, or your name is Tiffy, please avert your eyes from the image below.

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Lemon Party

You have been warned.

Sergio: “Ah… the things you could accomplish if you used your gifts for good instead of evil.”






















43 Responses to “Lemon Party”

  1. Phobia comments:

    2. November 2nd, 2005 at 3:47am

    Rofl! You’re so evil Kitta!

    Phobia: ban the address. :p
    Kitta: noooo, see what you do is you change the files and put some lemon party up there
    Phobia: rofl!
    Phobia: do it! do it!

    Don’t listen to Sergio.. evil is better :P

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  2. Kitta comments:

    3. November 2nd, 2005 at 4:01am
    I’m not evil… I’m deliciously menacing. ;)
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  3. Phobia comments:

    4. November 2nd, 2005 at 4:26am

    Evil Evil Evil!

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  4. Candy comments:

    5. November 2nd, 2005 at 4:33am

    ROTFLMAO…

    Oh my god your are evil my girl, this is classic and nothing I wouldn’t expect from you :) I’m so proud :D

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  5. Frode Danielsen comments:

    6. November 2nd, 2005 at 6:02am

    Haha, I love revenge!

    Did you just rename your own CSS and place a modified CSS for the hotlinkers, or did you go all the geeky way and preventing (and auto-revenging) anything like this happening in the future? ;-)

    But thanks for the laugh!

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  6. nortypig comments:

    7. November 2nd, 2005 at 6:37am

    ha ha ha… is funny and I could say a lot of inappropriate jokes but the photo is too incriminating to associate my puns with…

    my only concern is whether this is a picture from your private collection?

    Kitta? Kitta????

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  7. Pig Pen » Hotlinking To Kitta’s Resources - its an adventure comments:

    8. November 2nd, 2005 at 6:40am

    [...] Hotlinking To Kitta’s Resources could really offend your site visitors sense of personal identity - serious evil is afoot. Top [...]

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  8. Noodlez comments:

    9. November 2nd, 2005 at 8:30am

    Ahhh, good old lemon party. What did people ever do without it? :)

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  9. Striking back with CSS · Dech from Fintan Darragh comments:

    10. November 2nd, 2005 at 9:17am

    [...] I warn you, it’s tough to stomach, but exactly the correct thing to do. Here you go. Well done, dear. [...]

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  10. Steve comments:

    11. November 2nd, 2005 at 9:25am

    Gold.

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  11. Esther comments:

    12. November 2nd, 2005 at 10:15am

    And kids, this is what pictures of old gay men are for!

    Educational.

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  12. Craig comments:

    13. November 2nd, 2005 at 11:09am

    As a Server Administrator, I am very afraid……Please don’t put that on any of my servers…..My managers will cut back on my beer allowance.

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  13. Stuart comments:

    14. November 2nd, 2005 at 4:58pm

    The funniest thing about this is that the owner will probably have their site cached in their browser, so they may not even know about it for a while!

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  14. Marko comments:

    15. November 2nd, 2005 at 5:35pm

    HAHAHAHAH !

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  15. Gussy comments:

    16. November 2nd, 2005 at 6:59pm

    Evil? I think not, those bastards need to learn a lesson. Hotlinking is evil! I see it as putting your “deliciously menacing” talents too good use :D

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  16. David comments:

    17. November 2nd, 2005 at 8:20pm

    HaHaHaHaHa! Priceless.

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  17. Timmargh comments:

    18. November 2nd, 2005 at 11:02pm

    Pure class.

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  18. kris comments:

    19. November 3rd, 2005 at 5:39am

    ewwwww…. old men making out naked….. ewwwwww….

    it kinda brings the question to mind, what the hell were you googling to find that?? :|

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  19. PM comments:

    20. November 3rd, 2005 at 1:07pm

    Kitta, you’re a bad bad girl, and that’s funny funny funny. Fortunately my lunch stayed down! But I’m still worried you have a thing for old gay men!

    PM

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  20. Elliot Anderson comments:

    21. November 3rd, 2005 at 2:30pm

    Personally, I would have gone with TubGirl or Goatse but I guess Lemon Party has the same shock value :P

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  21. Nicole comments:

    22. November 3rd, 2005 at 7:08pm

    Remind me to NEVER anger you.
    For uni we had to wash elderly people this week and all i could think about was that picture you posted up while doing it. I have to say it got me through it cause i cracked up laughing thinking about it.

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  22. Lissa comments:

    23. November 4th, 2005 at 2:43am

    Had to be the best thing I’ve seen all day. Revenge can be so sweet. Guess that will teach people to not piss you off.

    I’m glad I wasent eating anything or I would have thrown it up.

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  23. Kitta comments:

    24. November 4th, 2005 at 2:53am
    Frode Danielsen: The code they hotlinked isn’t going to be used in the near future, so I just changed the file name and added some of tags to the old CSS file. Instant lemon party.

    Nortypig, Kris and PM: The picture is from the infamous lemon party, if you don’t know what lemon party is you clearly haven’t been online long enough, its one of many shock sites.

    Stuart: True. It did take at least 8 hours for them to notice it.

    Elliot Anderson: I was going to go the Tubgirl route, but then I thought, “Nothing says stop leaching my bandwidth like lemon party.” ;)

    Nicole: People seriously underestimate how pissed off I can be.

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  24. King comments:

    25. November 4th, 2005 at 6:05am

    It’s disturbing that you even know that site. I know it was blurred out, but I wanna curl up in a hot shower and not come out for 4 or 5 hours, rocking back and forth and murmuring quietly to myself the need to get clean…

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  25. analgesia comments:

    26. November 4th, 2005 at 6:35am

    I you have htaccess access you can also redirect hotlinking of your current stylesheet based on the refferer found in your log.

    If you’re even more evil you can probably find the IP adres of the first person (i.e. the site owner) downloading the hotlinked file.
    If you make sure requests from this IP adres are not redirected the owner will not find out for a very long time and will have more trouble finding the problem

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  26. PM comments:

    27. November 4th, 2005 at 11:46am

    Not online long enough? I’ve been online since before the web itself existed! I just obviously don’t troll enough crap :)

    PM

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  27. chloe comments:

    28. November 4th, 2005 at 5:58pm

    i’d say no one should ever mess with you alright! gay old men sent the message across loud and clear.

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  28. Dan M. MA USA comments:

    29. November 4th, 2005 at 11:06pm

    HAHAHAHA there you go Kitta a date for you lol lol You must like winkles!! its hard to stop people form using scripts or CSS’s but that is the way of the cyder world!

    Don’t you get excite that those in your bed and you wake up and see one of them in your bed???

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  29. analgesia comments:

    30. November 5th, 2005 at 12:38am

    why not redirect those visitors to your own site:

    body {
    background: url(this_site_has_moved_to_kitta-net.jpg);
    }
    body * {
    display: none;
    }

    PS can’t wait for people to hotlink my css :-)

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  30. Alistair comments:

    31. November 5th, 2005 at 9:53pm

    Nothing but pure gold.

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  31. Nina comments:

    32. November 6th, 2005 at 5:52am

    I wouldn’t say you were evil — I’d say you were clever. If you were evil, furries would have been involved. ^_~

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  32. thewinchester comments:

    33. November 7th, 2005 at 12:46pm

    Nasty, but very necessary and totally deserved!! I love it!!

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  33. Kate comments:

    34. November 8th, 2005 at 12:01am

    Rofl! That is priceless! Only a true genius!!

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  34. Marie comments:

    35. November 8th, 2005 at 2:51am

    Dear Kitta,
    If you had to write an elevator speech, what would yours say?
    - Marie ;]

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  35. AJ comments:

    36. November 8th, 2005 at 3:15am

    *shudder* That was just…..
    You evil, evil woman.

    Well at least you were kind enough to blur the really nasty part.

    Well now its burned into my mind, right next to my four year old birthday party…

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  36. jyoseph comments:

    37. November 9th, 2005 at 9:43pm

    I think this is brilliant. More people should do this. It puts fear in the minds of lazy people who like to steal.

    Well done!

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  37. Christie comments:

    38. November 11th, 2005 at 9:27am

    Bloody brilliant.

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  38. skeddy comments:

    39. November 21st, 2005 at 5:26am

    Hey, impressive, it certainly beats the old “This image was stolen from” idea.

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  39. Beth comments:

    40. November 29th, 2005 at 8:15am

    You are an evil genius! :-D

    I have a VERY nasty picture I use for image hotlinking (on occasion), but I had never thought about the CSS! Beautiful!

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  40. Moral Standing? Lying Down. comments:

    41. December 17th, 2005 at 12:10am

    Quotes and Dates and More

    From Ross Miller at Joystiq:

    “Remember, kids: Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee - this has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.”

    I don’t even know what to say about this one.

    Just punishment for those who steal.
    …

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  41. The Horrible Truth About Hotlinking at Zyca comments:

    42. August 12th, 2006 at 6:09am

    [...] I would have added a line for no referrer … but some ass weasels have taken to giving links to my images … I’m very annoyed … and a bit of prick. At least I haven’t taken targeted vengeance like this person or this person … who are now my person hereos.   I simply don’t have the time to be that vindictive. [...]

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  42. You gonna get.me? » Re-inventing the cash cow comments:

    43. September 28th, 2006 at 3:42pm

    [...] People will soon learn how to mess about with the “enhancements”. [...]

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  43. Vinnie O. Qouk comments:

    44. June 4th, 2008 at 11:46am

    Did you see the Spike Ferestein Lemonparty commercial? It’s a funny take on this shock site…

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