Bachelor of Crap
Today I graduated with a Bachelor of Crap degree in the area of Brangalifer, the degree qualifies me as an expert in the elusive Brad, Angelina and Jennifer love triangle, and it was given to me by the University of Pointless Gossip Magazines (UPGM).
You know, a offering of a mountain of gossip magazines from a friend seemed like a good idea at the time, given that I was drugged up on medication, someone please stop me next time, I do not want to know Mary's labour timetable next week.
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Nikita is a 20-something year old geeky girl that resides in Perth, Western Australia. She is currently studying and working in the health industry. She spends her spare time blogging sporadically, taking photos, gaming, volunteering, geocaching, making jewellery and trying to stop the Little Red Monkey from taking over the world. So far, she's stopped him 36 times.
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October 19th, 2005 - 23:38
Gossip Magazines are scary.. You should stick to good computer or sailing magazines!
October 20th, 2005 - 00:07
I think I read about your degree in the Sun and on the cover of the Star, but I didn’t believe it, thought it was just rumors, guess I have to start trusting these rags.
October 20th, 2005 - 01:07
Love Triangle? So, Angelina and Jennifer have something going on too?
Hot.
-Swifty
October 20th, 2005 - 08:35
Oh dear, dear, dear lord. What have you done? Hang your head in shame.
I really hate these kinds of magazines and avoid them at all costs. I work with about 10 other girls, and there is always one in the staff room, I literally have to put it face down. Although, I can’t really judge, I just spent £7 on a fashion magazine, which was made up on a few articles of pretentious nonsense with page after to page of designer clothing advertisements. No very informative.
I bought a DSLR. =)
Hope you’re well.
October 20th, 2005 - 11:22
But if you dont read them, who am I supposed to get all the goss from??!
October 20th, 2005 - 12:40
ooo sounds so interesting. so what kind of job can one get with a bachelor of Crap degree in the area of Brangalifer? i might be interested if it paid good. lol!
October 21st, 2005 - 10:21
Oh, you know, more than anything, it’s entertaining… supposedly. hehe
October 21st, 2005 - 18:26
I think it’s pretty interesting/amusing to read those kind of magazines, whether I’m waiting for the doctor, or my fish & chips.
Where would we be without the glossies?
[BTW, Mary has already given birth =P]
October 21st, 2005 - 21:57
I love how all these magazines use the same pictures, yet have a totally different story.
October 22nd, 2005 - 20:15
I was unaware that Angelina was talking about our relationship. Why oh why did I think I could trust her.