Marry Me
Posted on Friday, 23rd September 2005 at 2:14am- 17 Comments Ensuing
I have had a few marriage proposals in my short 21 years of life, some drunken, others serious and a few plain insane, I even had a counter up on this site at one point to keep track of them all because it became some what of a running joke, but the one below from Sergio takes the cake…
Sergio: You know, I’m getting tired of all this dating stuff…
Sergio: You’re nice, and not too bad on the eyes. I can’t stand you, but at least I know you…
Sergio: Wanna marry me?
Nikita: Hahaha…
Sergio: That a no? Bugger.
Nikita: That’s a big flying fucking hell no.
Sergio: Dammit.
Nikita: I think the “I can’t stand you” part was the deal breaker.
Be still my beating heart. Sergio really knows how to woo the ladies.
17 Responses to “Marry Me”
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Phobia comments: September 23rd, 2005 at 2:31am
ROFL! I’m suprised all you said was no.. should have kicked him in the nuts.
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Esther comments: September 23rd, 2005 at 2:58am
Lmfao. TELL ME ABOUT IT.
Men. Psh.
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I don’t think you can judge all men by Sergio…
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Jennifer comments: September 23rd, 2005 at 6:59am
The real reason Kitta said no is because she is marring me. Surely somewhere in this country same sex geek marriages are allowed… don’t cha think?
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moe comments: September 23rd, 2005 at 7:58am
haha! thats a real funny conversation… but im lmao at the blog b4 this about the clown
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AJ comments: September 23rd, 2005 at 9:52am
I thought it was pretty decent, would of had me sold…
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Tim comments: September 23rd, 2005 at 11:26am
(crosses “Propose To Kitta” off list of Things To Do Today)
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xor comments: September 23rd, 2005 at 1:25pm
Sergio, that’s no way to ask someone to marry you… you needed to mention the tax benifits!
^_^
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Tom comments: September 23rd, 2005 at 10:55pm
Thats great, another line that will help me add to my collection of rejections, let me see, have I asked Kitty yet?
This is probably not the right time. Later!
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- OcNews comments:
September 23rd, 2005 at 11:42pm
Failed marriage proposal
I may be blogging fuck all, but I’m sure as hell leaving my mark around tha intarweb. Or at least getting rejected. Same same……
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patricia comments: September 24th, 2005 at 11:15am
Did you have a look at the ring before saying no? It could have made things worthwhile, for a short time anyway.
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Keg comments: September 24th, 2005 at 9:46pm
What a lovely lad he is
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Faten comments: September 25th, 2005 at 7:20am
if ONLY marriage were that simple! haha he sounds cute in an annoying kinda way
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Liebremx comments: September 25th, 2005 at 9:36am
Definitely an IM’ed marriage proposal is a first in my list… maybe not as stylishly worded as Sergio’s but what could be more romantic than a bunch of ascii characters popping up in a window?
On a second thought… my heart would be broken if she said:
“The deal breaker was the font you used, you tasteless bloke”Oh well, maybe we’re ahead of our time.
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Swifty comments: September 25th, 2005 at 3:25pm
This marriage thing intrigues me. I want in.
Marry me perhaps? Please? I could probably stand to stand you.
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Gustavo Barron comments: September 28th, 2005 at 10:33am
Thats my running dog
How saw for him, on being decline
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Dave Rauschenfels comments: June 22nd, 2006 at 10:07am
I’d read your marriage retorts, they are actually quite clever. Do you plan them in advance if you suspect that someone might ask you? It is always best to maximize the comedy in those situations, for the benifit of the other person. Kind of like the proposal in the “Happiness” movie.
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