Marry Me
I have had a few marriage proposals in my short 21 years of life, some drunken, others serious and a few plain insane, I even had a counter up on this site at one point to keep track of them all because it became some what of a running joke, but the one below from Sergio takes the cake...
Sergio: You know, I'm getting tired of all this dating stuff...
Sergio: You're nice, and not too bad on the eyes. I can't stand you, but at least I know you...
Sergio: Wanna marry me?
Nikita: Hahaha...
Sergio: That a no? Bugger.
Nikita: That's a big flying fucking hell no.
Sergio: Dammit.
Nikita: I think the "I can't stand you" part was the deal breaker.
Be still my beating heart. Sergio really knows how to woo the ladies.
Related posts
Nikita is a 20-something year old geeky girl that resides in Perth, Western Australia. She is currently studying and working in the health industry. She spends her spare time blogging sporadically, taking photos, gaming, volunteering, geocaching, making jewellery and trying to stop the Little Red Monkey from taking over the world. So far, she's stopped him 36 times.
Photos
Reading
Tags
Blogroll
- Augusten Burroughs
- Becca
- Casey Mckinnon
- Emma Bergmeier
- Enjoy Perth
- Faruk Ates
- Felicia day
- Frisk Espresso Small bar
- Grum
- Heather B. Armstrong
- Jason Jordan
- John Birmingham
- Karen Cheng
- Kim
- Lisa Bettany
- Lulu
- Mark Christian
- Matthew Mullenweg
- Max Barry
- Passive Aggressive Notes
- Photoshop Disasters
- Richard Giles
- TechAU
- The Daily Knicker
- Tiah Eckhardt
- Web Designer Wall
- Wil Wheaton
- Zero Punctuation
Sponsors
- Affordable High Quality Leather sofas
- Auto insurance comparison
- Jetlo Cheap Flights
- Meizitang Australia
- RockyMountainTrail.com
Minions
There are currently 12 of the Little Red Monkeys minions present and 4,320,589 have done his evil biddings since July 18th 2002. Over 772,460 menacing spam comments have been caught and swiftly decapitated to punish them for their villainous ways. His ranting appeared on your screen at a rate of 1.358 seconds.
September 23rd, 2005 - 02:31
ROFL! I’m suprised all you said was no.. should have kicked him in the nuts.
September 23rd, 2005 - 02:58
Lmfao. TELL ME ABOUT IT.
Men. Psh.
September 23rd, 2005 - 04:11
I don’t think you can judge all men by Sergio…
September 23rd, 2005 - 06:59
The real reason Kitta said no is because she is marring me. Surely somewhere in this country same sex geek marriages are allowed… don’t cha think?
September 23rd, 2005 - 07:58
haha! thats a real funny conversation… but im lmao at the blog b4 this about the clown
September 23rd, 2005 - 09:52
I thought it was pretty decent, would of had me sold…
September 23rd, 2005 - 11:26
(crosses “Propose To Kitta” off list of Things To Do Today)
September 23rd, 2005 - 13:25
Sergio, that’s no way to ask someone to marry you… you needed to mention the tax benifits!
^_^
September 23rd, 2005 - 22:55
Thats great, another line that will help me add to my collection of rejections, let me see, have I asked Kitty yet?
This is probably not the right time. Later!
September 24th, 2005 - 11:15
Did you have a look at the ring before saying no? It could have made things worthwhile, for a short time anyway.
September 24th, 2005 - 21:46
What a lovely lad he is
September 25th, 2005 - 07:20
if ONLY marriage were that simple! haha he sounds cute in an annoying kinda way
September 25th, 2005 - 09:36
Definitely an IM’ed marriage proposal is a first in my list… maybe not as stylishly worded as Sergio’s but what could be more romantic than a bunch of ascii characters popping up in a window?
On a second thought… my heart would be broken if she said:
“The deal breaker was the font you used, you tasteless bloke”
Oh well, maybe we’re ahead of our time.
September 25th, 2005 - 15:25
This marriage thing intrigues me. I want in.
Marry me perhaps? Please? I could probably stand to stand you.
September 28th, 2005 - 10:33
Thats my running dog
How saw for him, on being decline
June 22nd, 2006 - 10:07
I’d read your marriage retorts, they are actually quite clever. Do you plan them in advance if you suspect that someone might ask you? It is always best to maximize the comedy in those situations, for the benifit of the other person. Kind of like the proposal in the “Happiness” movie.