Marry Me
Posted on Friday, 23rd September 2005 at 2:14amI have had a few marriage proposals in my short 21 years of life, some drunken, others serious and a few plain insane, I even had a counter up on this site at one point to keep track of them all because it became some what of a running joke, but the one below from Sergio takes the cake…
Sergio: You know, I’m getting tired of all this dating stuff…
Sergio: You’re nice, and not too bad on the eyes. I can’t stand you, but at least I know you…
Sergio: Wanna marry me?
Nikita: Hahaha…
Sergio: That a no? Bugger.
Nikita: That’s a big flying fucking hell no.
Sergio: Dammit.
Nikita: I think the “I can’t stand you” part was the deal breaker.
Be still my beating heart. Sergio really knows how to woo the ladies.
17 Responses to “Marry Me”
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September 23rd, 2005 at 2:31amPhobia Says:
ROFL! I’m suprised all you said was no.. should have kicked him in the nuts.
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September 23rd, 2005 at 2:58amEsther Says:
Lmfao. TELL ME ABOUT IT.
Men. Psh.
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September 23rd, 2005 at 4:11amPhobia Says:
I don’t think you can judge all men by Sergio…
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September 23rd, 2005 at 6:59amJennifer Says:
The real reason Kitta said no is because she is marring me. Surely somewhere in this country same sex geek marriages are allowed… don’t cha think?
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September 23rd, 2005 at 7:58ammoe Says:
haha! thats a real funny conversation… but im lmao at the blog b4 this about the clown
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September 23rd, 2005 at 9:52amAJ Says:
I thought it was pretty decent, would of had me sold…
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September 23rd, 2005 at 11:26amTim Says:
(crosses “Propose To Kitta” off list of Things To Do Today)
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September 23rd, 2005 at 1:25pmxor Says:
Sergio, that’s no way to ask someone to marry you… you needed to mention the tax benifits!
^_^
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September 23rd, 2005 at 10:55pmTom Says:
Thats great, another line that will help me add to my collection of rejections, let me see, have I asked Kitty yet?
This is probably not the right time. Later!
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September 23rd, 2005 at 11:42pmOcNews Says:
Failed marriage proposal
I may be blogging fuck all, but I’m sure as hell leaving my mark around tha intarweb. Or at least getting rejected. Same same……
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September 24th, 2005 at 11:15ampatricia Says:
Did you have a look at the ring before saying no? It could have made things worthwhile, for a short time anyway.

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September 24th, 2005 at 9:46pmKeg Says:
What a lovely lad he is

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September 25th, 2005 at 7:20amFaten Says:
if ONLY marriage were that simple! haha he sounds cute in an annoying kinda way

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September 25th, 2005 at 9:36amLiebremx Says:
Definitely an IM’ed marriage proposal is a first in my list… maybe not as stylishly worded as Sergio’s but what could be more romantic than a bunch of ascii characters popping up in a window?
On a second thought… my heart would be broken if she said:
“The deal breaker was the font you used, you tasteless bloke”Oh well, maybe we’re ahead of our time.
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September 25th, 2005 at 3:25pmSwifty Says:
This marriage thing intrigues me. I want in.
Marry me perhaps? Please? I could probably stand to stand you.
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September 28th, 2005 at 10:33amGustavo Barron Says:
Thats my running dog
How saw for him, on being decline

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June 22nd, 2006 at 10:07amDave Rauschenfels Says:
I’d read your marriage retorts, they are actually quite clever. Do you plan them in advance if you suspect that someone might ask you? It is always best to maximize the comedy in those situations, for the benifit of the other person. Kind of like the proposal in the “Happiness” movie.
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