B00bies
Posted on Wednesday, 28th September 2005 at 10:30pm17 Comments Ensuing
For the past few years I have been meaning to participate in The Annual Blogger Boobie-Thon, but every year I hear about it at the last minute, not this year.
The Annual Blogger Boobie-Thon is an online charity event held in October, which happens to be breast cancer awareness month, the event entails bloggers showing a little bit (or a lot) of skin to raise money for charity. Since 2002 over $17,000 has been raised for charity during past Boobie-Thon’s. This year all proceeds will be donated to either The Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation or American Red Cross (for Hurricane Katrina victim relief).
Submission are now open, and I encourage fellow bloggers (male or female) to show some skin for a good cause. Only covered boobs will be featured on the main page, the NSFW nakie boobies will be in a password protected area which will be accessible by those who donate generously. The event is set to kick off on October 1st and will run till October 8th, so be sure to check out Boobiethon.com for boobies galore and remember to donate.
And no, I will not be giving any hints as to which are mine. 
Cushionnnnns
Posted on Monday, 26th September 2005 at 2:45am14 Comments Ensuing
Things that make me want to beat people with big pointy sticks piss me off…
- Creditors – who keep calling for my mum all fucking day long while I am trying to do things. The answering machine is not there just to look pretty, leave a message you life fucking fiends.
- Centrelink – That one pretty much explains itself. When I am finally well again and not in need of sickness benefits, I am so going to go in there and tell them I am working with Goatse Corp as a Cyberspace User Naturalisation Tactician, just to fuck with them for once!
- My eyes – Focus damnit.
- Obnoxious TV Ads – Specifically that sale one at the Perth Convention Centre. Someone should go there and yell “cushionnnnns” while banging pans together loudly, see how they like their brains being forced to endure it.
- Paperwork – It has a knack of getting lost easily.
- Spam – Even with filters I am still getting offers for penis enlargements, grannies fucking dogs and other twisted things you really do not want to read in your email.
- Cold weather – Hurry up summer.
- Low blood sugar – Making me feel terrible (and yes, I asked my doctor about it).
- Bad stabbing pains – I really hope the MRI sheds some light on why I feel like shit.
Marry Me
Posted on Friday, 23rd September 2005 at 2:14am17 Comments Ensuing
I have had a few marriage proposals in my short 21 years of life, some drunken, others serious and a few plain insane, I even had a counter up on this site at one point to keep track of them all because it became some what of a running joke, but the one below from Sergio takes the cake…
Sergio: You know, I’m getting tired of all this dating stuff…
Sergio: You’re nice, and not too bad on the eyes. I can’t stand you, but at least I know you…
Sergio: Wanna marry me?
Nikita: Hahaha…
Sergio: That a no? Bugger.
Nikita: That’s a big flying fucking hell no.
Sergio: Dammit.
Nikita: I think the “I can’t stand you” part was the deal breaker.
Be still my beating heart. Sergio really knows how to woo the ladies.
Similarities
Posted on Monday, 19th September 2005 at 1:22am21 Comments Ensuing
All I need is the hat.
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