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The Lion’s Cage

Posted on Sunday, 28th August 2005 at 1:34am



Candy’s blog seems to be coming along fine. At first she didn’t blog for days while 16 people left comments urging her to do so - making her the most popular blogger to never blog - and today she saturated her blog with about 30 entries, including this little gem

Kitta: “Putting on cat ears gives you the urge to lick yourself.”

Oh fuck, what have I unleashed?

All the years I have posted things she has said is going to come back and bite me in the ass, hard. It’s like I have strapped a slab of meat to my leg and walked into the lion’s cage, and I designed the bloody cage! I’m going to have to watch what I say around her from now on, keep my words to a minimum, make sure she’s not wearing a wire and put on a phoney accent.

Yes, that will stop the dumb shit I say from being leaked online.






















8 Responses to “The Lion’s Cage”

  1. azrasta comments:
  2. August 28th, 2005 at 8:29am

    Right now, your comments are opensource and anyone can bastardize them….

    There’s a better solution, and you can profit from it. Just add a licence and copyright to anything you say, then, if somebody quotes you, he/she will have to pay royalties.

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  3. Baron comments:
  4. August 28th, 2005 at 8:45am

    We know you love the lion ;)

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  5. Amanda B. comments:
  6. August 28th, 2005 at 9:55am

    I was looking through the SPD archives and remembered that your blog was one of my fav’s to appear there. The monkey. Oh how I love that monkey.

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  7. Adam comments:
  8. August 28th, 2005 at 10:02am

    You might have walked into the lions cage - but i moved into the place! All of my stupid/random antics and comments are now recorded. Hell, she recorded a couple of them while i was still ranting last night! Including that stupid breast cancer entry she put in. . . . .*sigh* there will be no dignity for me anymore :)

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  9. Candy comments:
  10. August 28th, 2005 at 1:06pm

    “It’s like I have strapped a slab of meat to my leg and walked into the lion’s cage, and I designed the bloody cage!”

    Kinda like how the Americans sold nuclear weapons to the Iraqi’s…

    Ironic isn’t it :D

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  11. Phobia comments:
  12. August 28th, 2005 at 3:54pm

    OMG! Candy’s blog has gone nuts!

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  13. AJ comments:
  14. August 29th, 2005 at 4:28am

    ‘Kinda like how the Americans sold nuclear weapons to the Iraqi’s…’

    Kitta is just so full of symbolism… : o

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  15. John Boy comments:
  16. September 6th, 2005 at 1:48pm

    Actually the Americans sold Iraq biological weapons and various other things, but not nuclear weapons. WMDs are the one thing that Iraq didn’t have. That is the sad irony.

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