The Lion’s Cage
Candy's blog seems to be coming along fine. At first she didn't blog for days while 16 people left comments urging her to do so - making her the most popular blogger to never blog - and today she saturated her blog with about 30 entries, including this little gem...
Kitta: "Putting on cat ears gives you the urge to lick yourself."
Oh fuck, what have I unleashed?
All the years I have posted things she has said is going to come back and bite me in the ass, hard. It's like I have strapped a slab of meat to my leg and walked into the lion's cage, and I designed the bloody cage! I'm going to have to watch what I say around her from now on, keep my words to a minimum, make sure she's not wearing a wire and put on a phoney accent.
Yes, that will stop the dumb shit I say from being leaked online.
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Nikita is a 20-something year old geeky girl that resides in Perth, Western Australia. She is currently studying and working in the health industry. She spends her spare time blogging sporadically, taking photos, gaming, volunteering, geocaching, making jewellery and trying to stop the Little Red Monkey from taking over the world. So far, she's stopped him 36 times.
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There are currently 10 of the Little Red Monkeys minions present and 4,320,589 have done his evil biddings since July 18th 2002. Over 772,409 menacing spam comments have been caught and swiftly decapitated to punish them for their villainous ways. His ranting appeared on your screen at a rate of 1.345 seconds.
August 28th, 2005 - 08:29
Right now, your comments are opensource and anyone can bastardize them….
There’s a better solution, and you can profit from it. Just add a licence and copyright to anything you say, then, if somebody quotes you, he/she will have to pay royalties.
August 28th, 2005 - 08:45
We know you love the lion
August 28th, 2005 - 09:55
I was looking through the SPD archives and remembered that your blog was one of my fav’s to appear there. The monkey. Oh how I love that monkey.
August 28th, 2005 - 10:02
You might have walked into the lions cage – but i moved into the place! All of my stupid/random antics and comments are now recorded. Hell, she recorded a couple of them while i was still ranting last night! Including that stupid breast cancer entry she put in. . . . .*sigh* there will be no dignity for me anymore
August 28th, 2005 - 13:06
“It’s like I have strapped a slab of meat to my leg and walked into the lion’s cage, and I designed the bloody cage!”
Kinda like how the Americans sold nuclear weapons to the Iraqi’s…
Ironic isn’t it
August 28th, 2005 - 15:54
OMG! Candy’s blog has gone nuts!
August 29th, 2005 - 04:28
‘Kinda like how the Americans sold nuclear weapons to the Iraqi’s…’
Kitta is just so full of symbolism… : o
September 6th, 2005 - 13:48
Actually the Americans sold Iraq biological weapons and various other things, but not nuclear weapons. WMDs are the one thing that Iraq didn’t have. That is the sad irony.