Beautiful Lips
Posted on Tuesday, 16th August 2005 at 6:58pmThe worst pick up line anyone has ever used on me was said to me on my first day of high school and forever set the tone of my high school days…
Guy trying to pick up: Hey, you have really beautiful lips.
Me: Why, tha…He interrupts me off before I could finish thanking him.
Guy trying to pick up: They’d be great for giving head.
Little tip fellas, do not follow up a compliment with sexual harassment, it never goes down well.
23 Responses to “Beautiful Lips”
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Gussy comments: August 16th, 2005 at 8:15pm
Note to brain: Don’t use sexual harrasement to pick up chicks.
Brain: Ok i won’t, promise
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war eagle comments: August 16th, 2005 at 8:45pm
Man, did u slap him? That is one of the worse things I ever heard anyone say to someone?
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Tim comments: August 16th, 2005 at 8:46pm
Hehe. That certainly puts my friend’s “You’ll do.” to shame.
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metao comments: August 16th, 2005 at 8:53pm
Your first day of high school?.
Man, that boy obviously had older brothers. Im sure I didnt even know what head was when I was 12.
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craig comments: August 16th, 2005 at 11:26pm
I gather by your tip that nothing has changed… lol.
Good luck Kitta.
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Mark comments: August 17th, 2005 at 12:02am
That’s actually pretty hilarious. Takes audacity and all that.
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Craig C. comments: August 17th, 2005 at 1:54am
Hmm… so that’s what I’ve been doing wrong.
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GreyArea comments: August 17th, 2005 at 3:20am
[insert joke about 'going down well' here]
Jim
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Mark comments: August 17th, 2005 at 5:53am
I actually heard the drums and cymbal after reading the last four words.
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Aj comments: August 17th, 2005 at 9:06am
Good tip, heh.
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Baron comments: August 17th, 2005 at 6:17pm
So, my approach is all wrong? Damn.
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Youkie comments: August 17th, 2005 at 9:52pm
I would have said *This is better* and kicked him square in the testicals…
*eww eww eww*
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sergio comments: August 17th, 2005 at 11:00pm
heh… you said “go down”
heh.
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Jade comments: August 18th, 2005 at 2:55am
I read the first paragraph and thought, I bet I can beat her.. then I read the entire thing and thought.. no.
What a stupid, silly little man butit made me smile a little on the inside.
I had a guy shout out at me “WHATS YOUR NAME!!?!” yesterday. As if scaring the shit out of me is going to score you points mate.
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Matt d. comments: August 18th, 2005 at 11:47am
that’s awesome. i’d like to try: “how would you like to gain 165 pounds for about six minutes?”
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Tom comments: August 18th, 2005 at 3:50pm
Well, at least he was right about you having beautiful lips, from that point on, however, it is apparent that this fellow was thinking with the wrong brain. Men have two brains and one is always taking the blood away from the other causing a brief laps of thought,(in some cases, more then brief) leaving you with the ending remark.
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Richard comments: August 18th, 2005 at 11:06pm
A friend of mine witnessed the same pickup line being used in a bar. He swears (the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!) that it worked.
(i.e. she left the premises with the guy, any further developments were outside the scope of his testimony).
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stu comments: August 19th, 2005 at 12:54am
yes but kitta your lips are hot
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Greg comments: August 19th, 2005 at 3:41am
That’s not even worthy of being called “the worst pick up line ever.” Christ, have people no decency? I think I can answer that question on my own, actually.
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Michelle comments: August 19th, 2005 at 8:56am
One time I was walking down the block and some guy actually flashed his hands at me and said, “look at me look at me look at me!” and then tried to grab my thigh. WEIRD!
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James comments: August 19th, 2005 at 11:23am
See, that dude should have just gotten nervous and blushed like me and he wouldn’t have come across as such an ass.
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Nicole comments: August 20th, 2005 at 6:48pm
Guys in school are fucking morons and sadly it doesn’t change when their older either lol infact they get worse i do believe. Only they learn to not say what their thinking. No wonder many women are lesbians
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Nicole, thats harsh
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