Cosi Girls

Lynne Heming - the ugly duckling featured on several current affair programs – in my mind, is quite a silly young lady.

First off, she had a few plastic surgeries and procedures to make herself resemble a Barbie doll. Fine, she's a sports model, bigger boobs can be a great advantage in sports modelling and they might help her win a few competitions, possibly do more promo work ("three cougars thanks") and hopefully pay back the money to recoup her investment. What annoys me is she went to Today Tonight with her story, in what seems like an attempt to help her career. Did she not fathom that the media is evil, especially current affair programs?

Google her name and you get a small mention on a sports competition site, maybe she should have boosted her web presence before her chest size (which, after I hit submit, I will have done for her).

Normally, I wouldn't watch this sort of filth, but I have a cold and watching vapid cosi girls (girls who get so much cosmetic surgery that no one recognises them) get biased by the media is entertaining.

Nikita: My throat is so sore, I'm sucking throaties more often then a fluff girl gives BJ's on a porn set.

I say the darndest things when on cold medicine.

London Bombings

I was in a shopping centre today when it happened, and as I walked around I wondered why it was so eerily quiet, it was the first days of the great yearly toy sale and normally parents are wrestling each other for the last Bratz or Roboraptor. Not today.

On the way home I turned on the radio and it was then that I heard about the bombings in London and I realised why the shops were so quiet at that time.

I hate the feeling you get when you first hear about it, you try to do a tally of friends and family in your head and your mind races. The Brit Pack all seem to be fine, I'm just wondering about a few loved ones, but I'm sure they are all fine. No point clogging up the already congested phone lines. Turns out they're fine.

I hope all your friends and family are safe and sound as well.

21st Ideas

On August 2nd of this year I will be turning 21 years old - a milestone birthday to some people - it will mean I can legally drink all over the world, woo-yay. The only problem is I have no bloody idea what to do for my birthday, nada, nothing, zip, crap all.

So dear readers, I'm open to your suggestions, ideas and thoughts on what I you think I should do for my 21st birthday, but please note...

• Drinking is out due to my current health problems (Damn, and I really wanted to partake in the local ritual of getting so drunk you need a good old stomach pumping... Yes, I am being sarcastic).
• It's winter here and bloody cold outside (Ok, not frostbite cold, but I'm Australian and anything below 15 degrees is cold to us).
• In no way will it involve a male stripper, I don't do strippers (I mean it Candy).
• Neither will it involve me stripping (I mean it Sergio and Taylor).
• Funds are limited (I have fun doctors bills to pay).

Hopefully we can come up with something decent and alcohol free.

Speaking of birthday's...

Karen Cheng just celebrated her birthday in style, Sergio Villarreal is about to celebrate his on the 14th and my brothers 22nd birthday is at the end of this month. Birthday's all around.

My Confession

Dearest internet,

I have a confession to make. Some of you might be aware of this, while others probably had no idea about this dirty little secret of mine. Here's goes. Until today I was a... a...

Dialupper.

Yes I know, shocking isn't it? It's really not my fault, the exchange I'm on wasn't broadband ready until now (fucking Telstra), so I had no choice in the matter, unless I moved (the thought did cross my mind). For years now I have been taunted by certain people who wear gay pants for not having high speed internet, ridiculed at every click because it would take me hours, if not days, on my dial up connection to downloaded the newest clip doing the rounds on blogs. But the day of reckoning has come, the day that I, Nikita Kashner, am no longer a dialupper.

Woo-fucking-hoo-yay-shit-yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Please excuse the exclamation point molestation)

Now If you don't mind, I'm off to download anything I see… because I can!

Your's sincerely,
Nikita 'broadbander' Kashner
xoxox