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Chair people

Posted on Thursday, 30th June 2005 at 11:51pm

Kitta: You know what bugs me…
Sergio: What?
Sergio: People who pretend they’re chairs?
Sergio: That bugs me.
Sergio: Fuckers go against the wall and bend their knees.
Sergio: Look damn stupid.
Sergio: Goddamn grin on their faces.
Sergio: As if they’re the very first ones to think of the stupid, stupid trick.
Kitta: I’m so blogging that.

Talking to Sergio is always so intriguing, you never know what he will say next.

11 Responses to “Chair people”

Jackson Says:
July 1st, 2005 at 1:27am
So what is it then that bugs you?
Keg Says:
July 1st, 2005 at 1:30am
Damn those pesky chair mimicking sods
Kitta Says:
July 1st, 2005 at 1:56am
Jackson, people who go on about CSS, yet still use tables. If you’re going to talk the talk, code the code.
Keith Says:
July 1st, 2005 at 2:00am
I met Sergio at SXSW. We shared a few beers, pretended like we were chairs (don’t let him fool you, he’s the king of that shit) and dropped many an f’bomb.

Crazy, crazy dude that Sergio. But fun to hang with and cool enough.
OcNews Says:
July 1st, 2005 at 2:07am
Chair people
Chair people. Yeah, I chat too much….
Keg Says:
July 1st, 2005 at 2:18am
“Kitta said:

Jackson, people who go on about CSS, yet still use tables. If youâ€™re going to talk the talk, code the code.”

We should write div on a piece of 4×2 and smack them around the head with it
Youkie Says:
July 1st, 2005 at 6:38am
Sergio sounds like a trip…
Mark Says:
July 1st, 2005 at 7:01am
Just make sure you don’t anger those chair people. Thighs of steel! One kick could send you flying so far you’d be able to start taking full advantage of CSS 3, and have it fully supported by all browsers (’cept IE of course, it’ll never work properly).

Keg: Don’t do that, ‘cos then they’ll just replace the tables with nested divs. *shudder*
Kyle Says:
July 1st, 2005 at 11:51am
Serg, were you commenting on my SXSW appearance @ the house? Somehow I feel as if that was an indirect stab, or maybe some sort of wild coincidence … hmm
Jackson Says:
July 1st, 2005 at 2:00pm
While on that front I hate it when people use class and id interchangeably.
Sergio Says:
July 1st, 2005 at 9:45pm
Kyle: LOLROFL!! Oh, shit, I had totally forgotten about that! And, nah, man. You can do the chair. You’re cool (hell, I even asked you to marry me!)

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