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Frozen Lentils

Posted on Friday, 24th June 2005 at 2:34am

I bumped into Candy at the supermarket today; we chatted for a bit and then went our separate ways, only to meet up in the next isle…

Niktia: “I’m looking for lentils for a soup I’m making tomorrow.”
Candy: “Maybe they’re in the frozen food section?”

I’m going to be laughing about that one until I can laugh no more.

14 Responses to “Frozen Lentils”

Keg Says:
June 24th, 2005 at 2:52am
When I think of lentils I can’t help but think of Neil from the young ones.
Andy Says:
June 24th, 2005 at 4:54am
what’s so funny about that kitta i’ll bet there was a package of them in frozen foods.
Martin Smith Says:
June 24th, 2005 at 5:02am
Neil, Neil orange peel… when will I see you again!
Kitta - thats just a cruel way to look at things!
stu Says:
June 24th, 2005 at 5:41am
its so bizarr, candy looks a lil like her lille ole doggy,
Youkie Says:
June 24th, 2005 at 11:37am
Were they there?
Kitta Says:
June 24th, 2005 at 7:33pm
Andy, no there wouldn’t be a packet of lentils in the frozen food section because lentils are packed dry. It would be like putting peanuts in the frozen food section, there’s no point because they’re stored dry.

Youkie, no they weren’t and never will be there.
TeKK Says:
June 25th, 2005 at 1:30am
One of the lasses on Big Brother UK once asked how much chicken was in Chick Peas.
Youkie Says:
June 25th, 2005 at 3:38am
Oh ok…
imee Says:
June 25th, 2005 at 6:52pm
lol..lentils in frozen food? =p that’s new..
Rachel Says:
June 26th, 2005 at 12:42am
lol! that’s too funny…I hope you’re still laughing.

Have a wonderful weekend!:-)
Neil Says:
June 27th, 2005 at 6:32am
Mostly you have to soak lentils so theres no way they could be in the frozen food section.

It always makes me chuckle when people who arnt into food try and create dishes above there station.

I work with a girl who used the same amount of dried herbs in a fresh herbs dish, nasty stuff.
jayjay Says:
June 28th, 2005 at 6:03am
hey kittles. just dropped in to see how you’ve been doing and I read some of your past entries. hehe jojo the yahoo pager saleman :p
Mark Says:
June 29th, 2005 at 2:22pm
Even I’m not that confused. Still, shopping isn’t as easy or as natural as people make it seem.
Janine Says:
June 30th, 2005 at 6:21pm
Hah! That’s pretty funny, butcha never know, you may have found some there. Also, knowing me if I’d said something that dumb I’d have gone to the freezers and planted some lentils there to prove a point.

Oh, and I’ve visited your site for a while. Just wanna letcha know I love it!

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