Comments on: It’s not you, it’s me

By: Ellz

Ellz — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 18:11:44 +0000

The best ever is…’Welcome to dumpsville, population: you.’

kat — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:18:59 +0000

“I’m getting a restraining order against you.”

I’m also a fan of the classic, “fuck off!”

Jonathan — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 18:58:12 +0000

“It’s not you… it’s me not being able to put up with you.”

Nicole — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 13:42:55 +0000

This isn’t so much a break up line but a why we aren’t together line, i find it a classic.

“your too good for me”

This was followed by me having lock jaw from the amount fo time it was open. IN SHOCK.

pfft

Me — Sun, 12 Jun 2005 18:30:42 +0000

he moved to canada after pronouncing he needed time

imee — Sun, 12 Jun 2005 08:35:39 +0000

lmfao. i’d be just straight on and say it’s so you, honey. you suck

AJ — Sat, 11 Jun 2005 21:26:53 +0000

‘My dick fell off.’

waxonwhackoff — Sat, 11 Jun 2005 18:01:02 +0000

“the herpes we share is forever, but my love of you isn’t.”

“thanks for the great ride. game over!”

Ashley — Fri, 10 Jun 2005 20:28:18 +0000

“We have to breakup because I’m pregnant with your best friend’s baby.”

xor — Fri, 10 Jun 2005 10:34:26 +0000

If all that up there fails, you can allways show her some links from Sergio's blog.