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Chair people

Posted on Thursday, 30th June 2005 at 11:51pm
11 Comments Ensuing


Kitta: You know what bugs me…
Sergio: What?
Sergio: People who pretend they’re chairs?
Sergio: That bugs me.
Sergio: Fuckers go against the wall and bend their knees.
Sergio: Look damn stupid.
Sergio: Goddamn grin on their faces.
Sergio: As if they’re the very first ones to think of the stupid, stupid trick.
Kitta: I’m so blogging that.

Talking to Sergio is always so intriguing, you never know what he will say next.












Frozen Lentils

Posted on Friday, 24th June 2005 at 2:34am
14 Comments Ensuing


I bumped into Candy at the supermarket today; we chatted for a bit and then went our separate ways, only to meet up in the next isle…

Niktia: “I’m looking for lentils for a soup I’m making tomorrow.”
Candy: “Maybe they’re in the frozen food section?”

I’m going to be laughing about that one until I can laugh no more.












Wet Wood

Posted on Tuesday, 21st June 2005 at 5:54pm
10 Comments Ensuing


Fire

We have a wood fire in our house. I light it every night during winter mainly for warmth, but also because, well, I’m a former pyro. I was lighting to fire last night when I noticed the wood was so wet that it wouldn’t light…

Me: This wood is too… Ouch.

My voice trailed off into an ‘ouch’ after a bit of wood moved and brushed against my hand, my mother tried to finish off what I was saying…

Mum: Dry… I hate when it’s too dry.
Me: What?
Mum: The wood, when it’s dry it doesn’t burn.
Me: Ah huh.

My brother starts laughing.

Me: Damn that dry wood, if only it was wet.
Mum: What?
Me: You said the wood wouldn’t burn if it’s dry, when you meant to say wet.
Mum: Oh yeah, I meant wet wood won’t burn.
Me: Mmm.
Me: Those damn dry tree’s, you’d think they would have the decency to stay hydrated after being cut down.
Mum: Alright, very funny.












On eBay

Posted on Sunday, 19th June 2005 at 1:55am
7 Comments Ensuing


Clothes

I’m eBay some of my clothes that I no longer wear or have never worn, including gorgeous dusty pink Cooper St. Clothing bustier that was given to me as a gift and has never fitted me, there’s also quite a few pre-loved clothes. Go take a look and bid on anything you fancy, I’ll be adding more tomorrow night.












Alice

Posted on Tuesday, 14th June 2005 at 12:47am
33 Comments Ensuing


Meet Alice… (As in Resident Evil Alice, not Wonderland Alice.)

Alice

She is a sexy Coolermaster Praetorian chassis, with a BenQ FP7IE+ LCD and a Zippy luminescent keyboard. Steve the monkey sits on top of her (kinky) keeping a look out.

Update…

I forgot to add Specs and Dan kindly reminded me about it, so here are her entrails…












It’s not you, it’s me

Posted on Wednesday, 8th June 2005 at 7:40pm
36 Comments Ensuing


I was thinking about some good excuses that people use when breaking up. I don’t mean “It’s not you, it’s me”, which is universal for “It’s so fucking you”, I mean really good, clever, funny ones. I asked the LRM forum member’s and here are a few we may have used in the past or wish we had the guts to use…

Dogmatix: “I don’t see how I could ever love someone who cheated on me with Everquest II. Did our questing in Azeroth mean nothing to you?”

Dexter: “My mothership has returned to get me and I must leave. Pay no attention to my android double when you see it.”

Candy: “I’m sorry, but I like girls, I just wanted to see if I liked boys or not and I don’t.”

Lore: “What, you thought this was a relationship, oh shit sorry, I just wanted sex.”

Metao: “I love you more than anything, but you’re more like a sister than a girlfriend.”

Metao: “This is a pre-emptive break-up.”

Finally Metao shared with us the shortest and possibly most effective of all break up lines…

Metao: “I fucked your Mum.”

And here are a few of my own…

Nikita: “I have a confession to make, I’m really only 14, well more like 13 and a half, but I’m sooooo mature for, like, my age.”

Niktia: “I cant see you anymore, you’re code isn’t valid.”

Feel free to add your own in the comments.












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