Chair people
Posted on Thursday, 30th June 2005 at 11:51pm11 Comments Ensuing
Kitta: You know what bugs me…
Sergio: What?
Sergio: People who pretend they’re chairs?
Sergio: That bugs me.
Sergio: Fuckers go against the wall and bend their knees.
Sergio: Look damn stupid.
Sergio: Goddamn grin on their faces.
Sergio: As if they’re the very first ones to think of the stupid, stupid trick.
Kitta: I’m so blogging that.
Talking to Sergio is always so intriguing, you never know what he will say next.
Frozen Lentils
Posted on Friday, 24th June 2005 at 2:34am14 Comments Ensuing
I bumped into Candy at the supermarket today; we chatted for a bit and then went our separate ways, only to meet up in the next isle…
Niktia: “I’m looking for lentils for a soup I’m making tomorrow.”
Candy: “Maybe they’re in the frozen food section?”
I’m going to be laughing about that one until I can laugh no more.
Wet Wood
Posted on Tuesday, 21st June 2005 at 5:54pm10 Comments Ensuing
We have a wood fire in our house. I light it every night during winter mainly for warmth, but also because, well, I’m a former pyro. I was lighting to fire last night when I noticed the wood was so wet that it wouldn’t light…
Me: This wood is too… Ouch.
My voice trailed off into an ‘ouch’ after a bit of wood moved and brushed against my hand, my mother tried to finish off what I was saying…
Mum: Dry… I hate when it’s too dry.
Me: What?
Mum: The wood, when it’s dry it doesn’t burn.
Me: Ah huh.
My brother starts laughing.
Me: Damn that dry wood, if only it was wet.
Mum: What?
Me: You said the wood wouldn’t burn if it’s dry, when you meant to say wet.
Mum: Oh yeah, I meant wet wood won’t burn.
Me: Mmm.
Me: Those damn dry tree’s, you’d think they would have the decency to stay hydrated after being cut down.
Mum: Alright, very funny.
On eBay
Posted on Sunday, 19th June 2005 at 1:55am7 Comments Ensuing
I’m eBay some of my clothes that I no longer wear or have never worn, including gorgeous dusty pink Cooper St. Clothing bustier that was given to me as a gift and has never fitted me, there’s also quite a few pre-loved clothes. Go take a look and bid on anything you fancy, I’ll be adding more tomorrow night.
Alice
Posted on Tuesday, 14th June 2005 at 12:47am33 Comments Ensuing
Meet Alice… (As in Resident Evil Alice, not Wonderland Alice.)
She is a sexy Coolermaster Praetorian chassis, with a BenQ FP7IE+ LCD and a Zippy luminescent keyboard. Steve the monkey sits on top of her (kinky) keeping a look out.
Update…
I forgot to add Specs and Dan kindly reminded me about it, so here are her entrails…
- A7N8X-E Deluxe
- Athlon XP 2600+
- 512MB PC 3200 (2x 256MB)
- GeCube Radeon 9600XT 128MB
- 350W Antec ‘SmartBlue’ PSU
- Seagate 40GB 7200RPM 2MB (pretty much full, i’ll have to upgrade or dump some files soon)
- IBM 30GB (I’ve been meaning to put linux on this one)
- Pioneer DVD Burner 109D 16x/6x Dual Layer
It’s not you, it’s me
Posted on Wednesday, 8th June 2005 at 7:40pm36 Comments Ensuing
I was thinking about some good excuses that people use when breaking up. I don’t mean “It’s not you, it’s me”, which is universal for “It’s so fucking you”, I mean really good, clever, funny ones. I asked the LRM forum member’s and here are a few we may have used in the past or wish we had the guts to use…
Dogmatix: “I don’t see how I could ever love someone who cheated on me with Everquest II. Did our questing in Azeroth mean nothing to you?”
Dexter: “My mothership has returned to get me and I must leave. Pay no attention to my android double when you see it.”
Candy: “I’m sorry, but I like girls, I just wanted to see if I liked boys or not and I don’t.”
Lore: “What, you thought this was a relationship, oh shit sorry, I just wanted sex.”
Metao: “I love you more than anything, but you’re more like a sister than a girlfriend.”
Metao: “This is a pre-emptive break-up.”
Finally Metao shared with us the shortest and possibly most effective of all break up lines…
Metao: “I fucked your Mum.”
And here are a few of my own…
Nikita: “I have a confession to make, I’m really only 14, well more like 13 and a half, but I’m sooooo mature for, like, my age.”
Niktia: “I cant see you anymore, you’re code isn’t valid.”
Feel free to add your own in the comments.
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