Chair people

Kitta: You know what bugs me...
Sergio: What?
Sergio: People who pretend they're chairs?
Sergio: That bugs me.
Sergio: Fuckers go against the wall and bend their knees.
Sergio: Look damn stupid.
Sergio: Goddamn grin on their faces.
Sergio: As if they're the very first ones to think of the stupid, stupid trick.
Kitta: I'm so blogging that.

Talking to Sergio is always so intriguing, you never know what he will say next.

Frozen Lentils

I bumped into Candy at the supermarket today; we chatted for a bit and then went our separate ways, only to meet up in the next isle...

Niktia: "I'm looking for lentils for a soup I'm making tomorrow."
Candy: "Maybe they're in the frozen food section?"

I'm going to be laughing about that one until I can laugh no more.

Wet Wood

We have a wood fire in our house. I light it every night during winter mainly for warmth, but also because, well, I'm a former pyro. I was lighting to fire last night when I noticed the wood was so wet that it wouldn't light...

Me: This wood is too... Ouch.

My voice trailed off into an 'ouch' after a bit of wood moved and brushed against my hand, my mother tried to finish off what I was saying...

Mum: Dry... I hate when it's too dry.
Me: What?
Mum: The wood, when it's dry it doesn't burn.
Me: Ah huh.

My brother starts laughing.

Me: Damn that dry wood, if only it was wet.
Mum: What?
Me: You said the wood wouldn’t burn if it's dry, when you meant to say wet.
Mum: Oh yeah, I meant wet wood won’t burn.
Me: Mmm.
Me: Those damn dry tree’s, you’d think they would have the decency to stay hydrated after being cut down.
Mum: Alright, very funny.

On eBay

I'm eBay some of my clothes that I no longer wear or have never worn, including gorgeous dusty pink Cooper St. Clothing bustier that was given to me as a gift and has never fitted me, there's also quite a few pre-loved clothes. Go take a look and bid on anything you fancy, I'll be adding more tomorrow night.

Alice

Meet Alice... (As in Resident Evil Alice, not Wonderland Alice.)

She is a sexy Coolermaster Praetorian chassis, with a BenQ FP7IE+ LCD and a Zippy luminescent keyboard. Steve the monkey sits on top of her (kinky) keeping a look out.

Update...

I forgot to add Specs and Dan kindly reminded me about it, so here are her entrails...

• A7N8X-E Deluxe
• Athlon XP 2600+
• 512MB PC 3200 (2x 256MB)
• GeCube Radeon 9600XT 128MB
• 350W Antec 'SmartBlue' PSU
• Seagate 40GB 7200RPM 2MB (pretty much full, i'll have to upgrade or dump some files soon)
• IBM 30GB (I've been meaning to put linux on this one)
• Pioneer DVD Burner 109D 16x/6x Dual Layer