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What’s that?

Posted on Sunday, 15th May 2005 at 7:21pm

My brother and I are sitting down eating dinner of veggies, kababs and rice when he starts to make a mound with his rice…

Me: What are you doing?
Him: Making a castle.
Me: Ok.

I place a pea upon the top of his newly formed rice castle.

Him: What’s that?
Me: A castle warming present for your castle.

He flicks it away.

Me: You’re lucky.
Him: Why?
Me: That was a trojan pea, I was going to try and take over your castle.
Him: Ah ha!
Me: Although, I could also invade via the sea off peas which is quite close to your castles boudaries.

He grabs a carrot and places it between his peas and rice.

Me: What’s that?
Him: I just installed a firewall.

20 Responses to “What’s that?”

Mathias Bynens Says:
May 15th, 2005 at 8:23pm

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Phil Sherry Says:
May 15th, 2005 at 10:45pm
Hilarious!
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John Says:
May 15th, 2005 at 11:13pm
Brilliant
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Stacy Says:
May 16th, 2005 at 7:02am
Nerds!
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Kris Says:
May 16th, 2005 at 7:11am
Did he eat the castle in the end? And if he did, did he atleast evacuate out all the towns people first?
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Lauren Says:
May 16th, 2005 at 7:40am
You and your brother are awesome!
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Tom Says:
May 16th, 2005 at 8:19am
That has got to be the funniest internet/food/history joke I’ve ever heard!
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Chris Says:
May 16th, 2005 at 8:40am
Haha, being, speaking and incorporating geek is so awesome!
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esther Says:
May 16th, 2005 at 10:08am
I wish my brother was that entertaining.
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musyoka Says:
May 16th, 2005 at 10:34am
stumbled across your site on a blogstroll. This entry is very amusing. You somehow captured sibling interaction well.
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Rachel Says:
May 16th, 2005 at 10:56am
Haha! That was funny. I think you need to post more of you and your brother convos lol. It’s pretty cute lol.
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Max Says:
May 16th, 2005 at 4:57pm
You two are nerds
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Bob Says:
May 16th, 2005 at 6:06pm
Stop playing with your food and eat! hehe
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Fiona Says:
May 16th, 2005 at 6:33pm
awww look at the little geeky kidlets playing with their food :p
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Kaustin Says:
May 16th, 2005 at 6:52pm
haha thanks kitta first time ive laughted all day… been reading your site for like 2 years
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Youkie Says:
May 16th, 2005 at 11:33pm
Cute [=->]
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dania Says:
May 19th, 2005 at 2:28pm
brightens my day with this simple post.
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Nina Says:
May 21st, 2005 at 2:29pm
Hehe. From food to geekdom…sounds like my brother and I. ^_~
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Kitta Says:
May 26th, 2005 at 10:56pm
Kris, he ate the castle with all the towns people inside, he said they were crunchy.

Rachel, maybe I will.
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victor Says:
June 1st, 2005 at 4:10am
haha u dumbs =)
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