What’s that?
My brother and I are sitting down eating dinner of veggies, kababs and rice when he starts to make a mound with his rice...
Me: What are you doing?
Him: Making a castle.
Me: Ok.I place a pea upon the top of his newly formed rice castle.
Him: What's that?
Me: A castle warming present for your castle.He flicks it away.
Me: You're lucky.
Him: Why?
Me: That was a trojan pea, I was going to try and take over your castle.
Him: Ah ha!
Me: Although, I could also invade via the sea off peas which is quite close to your castles boudaries.He grabs a carrot and places it between his peas and rice.
Me: What's that?
Him: I just installed a firewall.
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Nikita is a 20-something year old geeky girl that resides in Perth, Western Australia. She is currently studying and working in the health industry. She spends her spare time blogging sporadically, taking photos, gaming, volunteering, geocaching, making jewellery and trying to stop the Little Red Monkey from taking over the world. So far, she's stopped him 36 times.
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May 15th, 2005 - 20:23
May 15th, 2005 - 22:45
Hilarious!
May 15th, 2005 - 23:13
Brilliant
May 16th, 2005 - 07:02
Nerds!
May 16th, 2005 - 07:11
Did he eat the castle in the end? And if he did, did he atleast evacuate out all the towns people first?
May 16th, 2005 - 07:40
You and your brother are awesome!
May 16th, 2005 - 08:19
That has got to be the funniest internet/food/history joke I’ve ever heard!
May 16th, 2005 - 08:40
Haha, being, speaking and incorporating geek is so awesome!
May 16th, 2005 - 10:08
I wish my brother was that entertaining.
May 16th, 2005 - 10:34
stumbled across your site on a blogstroll. This entry is very amusing. You somehow captured sibling interaction well.
May 16th, 2005 - 10:56
Haha! That was funny. I think you need to post more of you and your brother convos lol. It’s pretty cute lol.
May 16th, 2005 - 16:57
You two are nerds
May 16th, 2005 - 18:06
Stop playing with your food and eat! hehe
May 16th, 2005 - 18:33
awww look at the little geeky kidlets playing with their food :p
May 16th, 2005 - 18:52
haha thanks kitta first time ive laughted all day… been reading your site for like 2 years
May 16th, 2005 - 23:33
Cute [=->]
May 19th, 2005 - 14:28
brightens my day with this simple post.
May 21st, 2005 - 14:29
Hehe. From food to geekdom…sounds like my brother and I. ^_~
May 26th, 2005 - 22:56
Kris, he ate the castle with all the towns people inside, he said they were crunchy.
Rachel, maybe I will.
June 1st, 2005 - 04:10
haha u dumbs =)