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30Mar/0533

It’s just porn

I've had a few people mention that they can no longer access my site at their schools, workplaces and universities (why you're trying to access my site when your meant to be studying or working is beyond me) because Kitta.net has been listed as porn.

Yes, porn.

I have a suspicion that the 'Mr Cunt' entry has something to do with the net nannies radar (or porndar) being tripped off and alerting the masses to my sites pornyness (after all I did say cunt 5 times). Either that or the little red monkey has been shaking his ass for dollar bills somewhere on this site without my prior knowledge.

This revelation has now sparked a new saying among friends... "You're so porn" Which is to be said when you do something porn worthy or fantasticly porny.

Looking on the bright side, I can now casually slip into conversations that I own a porn site. :D

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26Mar/0536

Easter Bunny

Kitta Bunny
Campy bunny

Happy Easter. :)

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25Mar/0516

Stolen Legs

My legs seem to be getting around a bit...

Stolen Legs

Do you mind?

I'm sure you have your own set of legs which are quite lovely Miss CherrieVanillaKissesXX, so please refrain from stealing pictures of mine. Thank you.

[Update]

  • The user has also stolen a large amount of Pam's images.
  • I have reported the users to Yafro.
  • All the images have been taken down.
  • Screenshots: One and two.
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23Mar/0514

Durstan’s big day out

Big day out

Where's Durstan?

You can't find him on the cover of his soon to be published book 'Professional CSS', but you can find him at the Big Day Out. Who am I talking about? Why Durstan (formally know as Dunstan) of course.

He gets around a bit this Durstan fellow.

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19Mar/0520

Camp

Dearest internet, meet Camp. She's a two year old Jack Russel x Terrier x Blue Heeler, and is now officially a part of the family.

Camp
Camp

For those of you wondering, there is a story behind her name and it doesn't involve a gay couple or a Kylie concert (the joke has been made, let us move on). She was found abandoned and wandering around a campsite in Queensland two years ago, and the people who found her named her Camp because she was found on a camp site (lucky for her she wasn't found at a rubbish dump or she might have been named 'Dump'). She made her way over to Perth soon afterwards and lived with a nice old lady who feed her chockie bikkies for a year or so. Sadly the old lady passed away, as old ladies tend to do from time to time, and Camp had to find a new home (with the help of her trainer).

After a few 'getting to know you' days we said that we'd love to keep her, she has a few years of advanced agility training and pet therapy under her collar, so we'd be mad not to want such a loving and well trained dog. We've never had a dog that could perform the roll over command, let alone play dead, give paw, jump through hoops and do various other tricks.

Camp has already accumulated quite a few nicknames, such as:

  • Campino
  • Campachino
  • Campzilla
  • Champ
  • Cam
  • Cammie
  • Camposaurus
  • Campalatte
  • Campy
  • Campchocola
  • Campacola
  • Campsiscum

There is a slight problem though. The problem comes in the form of a five year old cat that has become accustomed to being the only pet, she is not happy about Camp joining the family, and has expressed outrage at the situation with her claws numerous times. She now spends her days plotting ways to kill us all for giving Camp a home. Clearly she forgets that she is just a cat, not a queen, and that you should never claw the hand that feeds you.

[Update]

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