Red Roses
Posted on Monday, 14th February 2005 at 1:35pm
22 Responses to “Red Roses”
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February 14th, 2005 at 2:40pmTom Says:
The beauty of these expensive red roses only pale in comparison to your own.
Happy Over Used Pick-up line, So I Don’t Have To Buy Any Expensive Red Roses Day! :o)Kidding of course, a more true’er line as never been spoken.
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February 14th, 2005 at 4:57pmKitta Says:
Speaking of pick up lines, the worst I’ve ever had is the “I’m a photographer I think you’d make a great model” line. To which I reply “Been there done that” and ask about their gear (camera). They mumble something and change the subject. :o?
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February 14th, 2005 at 10:52pmBob Says:
You charmer you…
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February 15th, 2005 at 1:23amYoukie Says:
:LARF:
But I want roses…
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February 15th, 2005 at 1:39amAmber Says:
How romantic! lol
Me and the lil princess are having a “NO BOYS ALLOWED” Valentines Day this year. It’s going to be wonderful!
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February 15th, 2005 at 2:29amMartin Says:
Get better soon!
(How’s that for a pick-up line?)
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February 15th, 2005 at 2:32amsergio Says:
Happy over-commercialized poor-excuse-for-a-spending-spree day Kits.
Hope you’re feeling better.
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February 15th, 2005 at 2:38amStephan Segraves Says:
I really despise Valentine’s Day and not because I’m single, wait, yeah that’s the reason…
Great pick up line - “Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.”
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February 15th, 2005 at 4:35amshoo Says:
Oh my, do you know how much roses cost?? I didn’t. I pre-ordered the other day and they were 75$ (us) - but they came in a vase and everything.
But money is just money - it was worth it to see her smile
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February 15th, 2005 at 4:59amJosé Says:
That´s real… wow.. Here in Brazil Valentine´s Day is 12th, June…
Hope you get better soon Kitta… -
February 15th, 2005 at 6:45amKris Says:
The best pick-up line:
Dude: Excuse me, do you know how much a Polar bear weighs?
Girl: No I don’t, how much?
Dude: Enough to break the ice, Hi, my name is “Insert Dude’s Name Here”. -
February 15th, 2005 at 11:57amEsther Says:
Happy Valentines Day Kitta!
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February 15th, 2005 at 1:57pmPorcelique Says:
Hope the day was nice nevertheless. I didn’t do anything special for it. Flowers were too expensive, restuarants were booked out, getting into the car just seemed like too much effort on a Monday night!
Though I did think my boyfriend was joking when he said he didn’t get me anything!! 
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February 15th, 2005 at 2:10pmMark Says:
I dig the polar bear pick up line..
Happy Valentines Day Kitta. -
February 15th, 2005 at 2:16pmReneé Says:
LMAO —- This is the best thing I’ve ever seen!
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February 15th, 2005 at 9:34pmLoddy Says:
/pouts & sings
“Happy Birthday Mrs Presideeant”
…oh no wait, Happy Valentines Day! …for yesterday. -
February 16th, 2005 at 4:13amJC Says:
Hope you had a happy National Single-Awareness Day
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February 16th, 2005 at 5:00amLeanne Says:
I hope YOU had a great day Kitta! Love you darling
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February 16th, 2005 at 11:40amggb Says:
i luv it…if only other chicks were as cool as you… *swoon* lol
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February 16th, 2005 at 1:17pmis Says:
oh man, its soooo true. i swear prices double on the 14th for roses!
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February 16th, 2005 at 4:00pmRice Says:
This pick up line never ceases to make me smile, (as does yer site!)!
“This place is creeping me out, want to come out back to my van?” (say this to any girl in a bar!)
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February 16th, 2005 at 11:39pmHere’s an idea for guys who want to get out of buying roses next year…
Grow your own.
They’re not that hard, just hack them back once a year, and keep the bugs at bay, water now and again and ta-da… Roses! You’ll also get extra loving if you mention the time you spent tending to them with love and care.
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