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Toastmares

Posted on Saturday, 29th January 2005 at 11:40pm

This is it. I’m on one last prescription of antibiotics to try and evict the Clostridium Difficile infection that has taken up an un-welcome residence in my body. It’s making my body feel quite odd; a sort of weak, tired, un-coordinated, numb feeling which is hard to explain, but apparently just a side effect.

“Oh yeah, forgot to tell you about that, sorry. Your head dropping off is a totally acceptable side effect, nothing to worry about at all.”

Oh jolly good then.

If this antibiotic doesn’t finally kick C. Diff’s butt, I’m going to be dragged kicking and screaming (well, more like thinking of kicking and screaming, but not actually doing so) to the hospital for a week or more of IV antibiotic treatment. I do not want to be admitted to hospital, I will not be admitted to hospital… You hear that C. Diff, there will be no hospital you bacterial tosser!

I still have nightmares about the dry toast I had to consume the last time I was in hospital. The horror!

17 Responses to “Toastmares”

Loddy Says:
January 30th, 2005 at 12:18am
Kitta,

If I thought doing the mother hen routine might work I’d say stay off the computer and get plenty of sleep, a bit of fresh air and so on and so on…

But I just want to wish you well and I really hope you do finally kick this thing in it’s teeth once and for all!!!

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Tom Says:
January 30th, 2005 at 1:10am
Do what you have to to get better.

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porcelique Says:
January 30th, 2005 at 1:15am
Best wishes for your last prescription Kitta!

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Bob Says:
January 30th, 2005 at 5:39am
I bet you’ll look sexy in those hospital gowns…

Hope all goes well Nikita, listen to the doctors sweetie…

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Fiona Says:
January 30th, 2005 at 6:13am
*hugs* you take care sweetie.

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victor Says:
January 30th, 2005 at 10:21am
u’ll get better, i know that =)
kisses

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GreyArea Says:
January 30th, 2005 at 5:36pm
Best of luck. You’ll get over it - you’re stronger than you know.

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Nick B Says:
January 30th, 2005 at 8:08pm
Best Wishes Kitz. Hope you feel a shitload better!!!

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Xenia Says:
January 30th, 2005 at 10:09pm
Feel better! Ugh, hospitals suck.

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Dan Mac MA, USA Says:
January 31st, 2005 at 2:38am
Well, kitta,sorry to hear that. I know how you feel about going but it might be for the best. Wouldn’t be great to get this over with and back to naorml again? just after a week more. good luck Hon and hope you get well soon

Dan Mac
MAss, USA

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Kris Says:
January 31st, 2005 at 11:47am
That sucks. I hope that you can kick that C. Diff in the rear end with your last perscription… If not, I’ll take the plane ride down there from Canada, just to give you the hellium balloon, stuffed animal, and get well soon card personally in the hospital.

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Youkie Says:
February 1st, 2005 at 4:26am
Well If I thaught it would help you i’d say (get better) but since that has never helped anyone I’m just gonna say (don’t stay sick)

Ps:
Bob I think you’re correct about her looking good in a hospital gown… Thats why they want you to stay sick, just cause of their own perverted minds…
Ps: Kitta they make the food nasty so you stay longer… Have you mom bring food or somthing… mabey Mc Donalds?
lol

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Lauren Says:
February 1st, 2005 at 4:55am
Ew, not the dreaded C. Diff!! Hope you get better soon without hospital help!

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efinity Says:
February 1st, 2005 at 9:58am
I hope you get well too

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dan Says:
February 5th, 2005 at 9:03am
Get well soon Kitta.

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Kitta Says:
February 5th, 2005 at 5:43pm
Bob, “listen to the doctors” ha. When I blog about what happened this past week you’ll totally take that back.

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Bob Says:
February 5th, 2005 at 6:30pm
oh yeah? I can’t wait. I guess the doctors have to be listening to you too, but I always give them the benefit of the doubt. Probably not the best advise and I guess these days your really have to be a lot more involved in your diagnosis and treatment. I hope it is nothing terrible.

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