Five Little Aliens
Posted on Tuesday, 30th November 2004 at 6:12pm3 Comments Ensuing
Sent to me via the FAQ form…
Five little aliens, on a see saw, but one got blown to smithareens and then there were four.
Four little aliens going home for tea, but one got blown to smithareens and then there were three.
Three little aliens going to the loo, but one toilet was boobytrapped and then there were two.
Two little aliens, eatting sally lunns, but one bun was poisoned and then there was one.
One little alien, feeling like a winner, he’d gotten rid of all his mates and scoffed all their kitta was hot, so, so, hot.
Poor little aliens.
Christmas Jewellery
Posted on Wednesday, 24th November 2004 at 10:05pm15 Comments Ensuing
Getting into the Christmas sprit.
Necklace features a beautiful lampwork Christmas tree pendant that I got on eBay last year (I can’t remember the seller’s name. Chockadoo was the eBay seller that designed it) and assorted red/green glass beads.
32 Hours
Posted on Friday, 19th November 2004 at 3:19am19 Comments Ensuing
The antibiotics I’m taking read…
“Take ONE capsule FOUR times daily every EIGHT hours.”
Clearly, one must need some sort of a time slowing device, because there are only 24 hours in a day (unless the world voted on 32 hour days and forgot to mention it to me) and you’d need at least 32 hours to take one tablet every eight hours. 
I love how they put the numbers in caps, like four, eight and one are attention whores…
“LOOK AT ME! SCREW ‘take’ AND ‘daily’, I AM SOOOO MUCH CUTER. DOES MY ASS LOOK BIG IN THIS FONT?”
Tree Ports
Posted on Monday, 15th November 2004 at 1:26am11 Comments Ensuing
My brother and I were watching Russell Coight’s celebrity challenge. Chrissie (the model) was sitting with a Powerbook in her lap, tapping away while explaining her website to one of her fellow campers…
Me: I didn’t know they have WIFI in the outback.
My Brother: Yeah, but not WIFI, there’s ports in all the trees.
Me: So the cables go through the roots?
My Brother: Pretty much.
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