The Graduate
Posted on Friday, 20th August 2004 at 2:24amIt’s official. Lady Rikku has graduated from puppy school. I attended the event and took so many photos that people started to wonder of the camera was, like, attached to my face permanently (I’ll upload the pictures later).
When time came to test what the puppies had learnt, Rikku passed with flying colours. She sat like she’d been sitting in a past life, she went down like it was nothing special and she gave her paw like no other puppy has ever given their paw. She also completed stay, something which only one other puppy present could grasp. She was the shit.
After much love, attention and treats were showered upon her for her good job, we asked Rikku what she wanted to do with her life now that she had graduated. She was quiet for some time, she was probably thinking about the large amount of choices that lay in front of her or maybe she was thinking about chewing my jacket. Then suddenly she barked, well, it was more of a snort, but we all knew what she meant.
She didn’t want to be one of those puppies that has puppies before they’re doggies and cashes in on the governments $3000 a pup policy, she wanted to make something of herself, get out of this small town and become something. Stop licking herself and go out there and be some dog, the dog. We advised her that the road to achieving her dreams may be rough, but we’ll always be there to walk her down it on her lead. Later, I heard her humming the words… “I’m not a pup, not yet a doggyyyy, all I needdd is time, time to dig a hole and pee on a rugggg”. She’s a bit of a Britney fan you see.
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you, the class of 2004…
Sorry, the class of 2004 were all way too busy chasing each other to stay still for a photo.
14 Responses to “The Graduate”
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August 20th, 2004 at 2:42amDaniel Says:
Give my congratulations to Rikku and I wish her a happy life, even if she IS a Britney fan…. ugh.
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August 20th, 2004 at 5:50amjayjay Says:
aww congrats rikku. I have to admit that I sometimes sing along B spears. when I”m alone of course. I wish lady rukku luck in all her future projects.
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August 20th, 2004 at 9:31amPugs Says:
she went down like it was nothing special. hehe.
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August 20th, 2004 at 11:17pmphantompenguin Says:
Huzzah!
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August 20th, 2004 at 11:37pmBob Says:
You must be very proud!
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August 21st, 2004 at 1:54amChristian Says:
They grow up so fast.
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August 21st, 2004 at 2:57amRandy Says:
Awww… How cute is that? Ha!
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August 22nd, 2004 at 3:28amKris Says:
Thats amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dogs can hum to songs….. Wait a minute, you can hum words to a song??? So dogs can hum words to songs??? Thats EXTRA amazing!!!! WOW! (I’m so confused…..) Thats one groovy dog I tell ya!
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August 22nd, 2004 at 6:56amvictor Says:
damn! ¬¬ i didnt say happy birthday on time, but never is too late… NEVER so… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! and if u can take a roll around mexico i can give u your present
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August 22nd, 2004 at 4:33pmDevon Says:
Animals are too cool. I’m far more a cat person than dog (bitten once too many), but this is a fun pic. Puppy school eh? Hm.
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August 23rd, 2004 at 12:48pmTim Says:
That last picture of the dogs messing around looks a bit like my high school class after graduation. In any case, congratulations to both Rikku and you.
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August 23rd, 2004 at 9:39pmReaz Says:
Congratulations on your sucessful graduation. The future holds many great things for you now. Like extra special treats, a nice soft doggy bed and a diamond studded collar!
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August 25th, 2004 at 3:18pmThomas Jefferson Says:
WHAT?
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August 26th, 2004 at 4:29pmLuny Says:
long time no see kita. do you still stalk prash?
Wanted to let you know of my new site and new project. nice seeing some of the old vets are still in the scene.
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