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The Opening Ceremony

Posted on Saturday, 14th August 2004 at 4:31pm



Last night, I watched the Olympic opening ceremony. Or should that be early this morning? In Western Australia it was on from 1:30am to 5:30am, I am officially buggered today.

I have to say, it was worth it though. The ceremony was very theatrical and that made it a joy to watch. Bonus points need to be given to the people who were in charge of costumes and make-up, there didn’t seem to be any detail spared.

The water was a bit odd, thoughts of “how the hell are they going to get rid of it” and “where will the athletes stand, in the water” ran through my tired head. My tired thoughts were answered, when the commentators explained how very high tech it all was, and that the water drains away in 3 minutes. The state-of-the-art gas system under the water for the flames was what I was most interested in, since I’m a geek, it’s all about the cool flames coming from under the water. Oh yeah baby, flames.

So many wires, I’m amazed nothing went wrong. It reminded me a bit of the movie ‘What Dreams May Come’ at one point, maybe it was because I was lacking sleep or maybe it was the guy on the wire floating around, just like a scene in WDMC.

The only part that left me wondering was the sheet bit, where a sheet was pulled over the athletes during a performance. Unless it symbolised she had a really long dress, it really had no meaning and was just another ‘cool thing’ they could do (which was also done at Sydney I might add).

The athletes coming out was a bit long, and I had to read a book to stay awake (‘Just a geek’ by Will Wheaton). I also think that merchandising should make official camera head straps that the athletes can use to strap their camera’s to their head. The more hands free to wave flags and make hand signals at the many TV camera’s the better.

My favourite bit (from the telecast I was watching) was when they had a close up of one of the people that kept all the athletes in order, lets call them the ‘hand holding barriers’ since that’s pretty much all they did for two hours. The hand holding barriers were doing some hand signals, or maybe it was sign language, whatever it was the guy didn’t seem to know them well. He missed a few and stumbled along with a camera right in his face. Maybe everyone else was doing it wrong and he was the only one doing it right or he was busy thinking that this was a dumb idea, he should never listen to his friends, quick $50 his ass. His arms are probably killing him today, what with all the hand holding that went on.

I thought the flame lighting wasn’t amazing. Sydney still kicks ass in the flame lighting department. Yep, if you’ve got a flame, we can light it mate!






















29 Responses to “The Opening Ceremony”

  1. metao! Says:

    August 14th, 2004 at 8:44pm

    Man, Athens kicked Sydneys’ OC-ass. Of course, I was never a huge fan of Sydneys OC anyway. The Closing Ceremony kicked ass, though.

    The statue-type theatrics were awesome. But one of the wire-flying-running-men should have lit the flame. That would have been sweet.

    What the hell was up with Bjork? I mean, shes cool in a loony way, but shes Icelandic, not Greek!

    Water-flames kick ass.

  2. Pugs Says:

    August 14th, 2004 at 8:49pm

    I always find the olympics to be boring maybe its because they happen on odd numbered years of my life (ie. ages 1,5,9,13,17,21). which also means that I have seen one more than Kitta hahaha. My other problem is too many of the sports nowadays need judges. If the sport doesn’t have clear winner it shouldn’t be in the olympics. On another note what was the final word on chess being an olympic sport?, did that happen or not, cause if it did I’m going to get after them for Halo to be an olympic sport.

  3. Martin Says:

    August 14th, 2004 at 9:11pm

    Spectacular - I also thought that the flames were the coolest part.. One of the commentators mentioned that the water-storage chamber below the stadium is something like 25m deep with a 35m diameter - now that’s a big tank !

    Without whining about which country does it better, I think the whole point is to improve with every single Olympics (after all, striving towards an improved future for humanity is one of the driving factors behind the games).

  4. Roanne Says:

    August 14th, 2004 at 9:13pm

    I’ve seen that water-flame thing in discovery travel and adventure when they featured the world’s only 7-star hotel and the tallest one at the same time which is in saudi arabia. it’s amazing! (i’m talking as if i’ve actually seen it. haha).

  5. Daniel Says:

    August 14th, 2004 at 9:45pm

    imho…

    OLYMPICS SUCK. They’re an excuse to disrupt my tv scheduel and I want them GONE. I could have watched the opening ceromonies, but I was too busy doing something I like to call NOT WASTING MY LIFE.

    The only Olympics that won’t completely BLOW monkey ASS are the 2010 olympics, because they’re in Canada, and everything Canadian is almost-not-as-bad-as-everything-that-is-not-Canadian.

    And for the record, and sorry to say this, Australia blows at the olympics… when was the last time they won a gold medal? Oh, that’s right, when the rest of the speed skaters got in a crash and the Australian speed skater was so far behind he had time to veer around the crash skate across the finish line. At least, that wast the last time I saw Australia win a gold medal, because I soon realised the supreme suckularity that is the Olympic games.

    …canada pwnz…

  6. Kitta Says:

    August 14th, 2004 at 10:20pm

    Come on Dan, the Olympics are the only time when people from so many countries come together, they only disrupt your precious TV schedule for a few weeks and in that time you can catch up on some DVD’s.

    Also your “Australia blows” statement is false, Australia does not blow at the Olympics, we win large amounts of medals at the summer Olympics - as you can see here. We never win much at the winter Olympics due to the fact that we’re in a warmer climate.

  7. Daniel Says:

    August 14th, 2004 at 10:35pm

    “we win large amounts of medals at the summer Olympics - as you can see here”

    Holy… ! But I guess it would make sense… ugh, must start thinking logically.

    Anyhoo, I still don’t like my TV scheduel being screwed with. When they remove my only Simpsons-source, they are CROSSING THE LINE.

  8. Martin Says:

    August 14th, 2004 at 10:52pm

    C’mon Dan, stop wasting your life away in front of a screen a live a little - It’ll do you good :) The Olympics represent humanity in its purest form, so screw the Simpsons for a while !

    As for the medals, who cares ? Taking part is 99% of the point…

  9. stu Says:

    August 14th, 2004 at 11:25pm

    the best thing at the aussey games was lil kylie singing her ass off, i enjoyed that bit. i think us brits are hosting it next time

  10. Daniel Says:

    August 14th, 2004 at 11:29pm

    “C’mon Dan, stop wasting your life away in front of a screen a live a little”

    As in… focus my attention on a different screen? Cuz that’s what I’d be doing if I watched the Olympics.

    I feel like a spammer…. 33% of the replies, that cannot be good. So, I’ll shut up now ;)

    Oh, and btw, the Olyimpics do not represent humanity in it’s purest form. I do.

  11. Andy Says:

    August 15th, 2004 at 2:08am

    i love the olympics, and i totally agree with you kitta, it’s one of the only times we come together as a globe/ planet/ whatever - one people. it’s exciting.

  12. Andy Says:

    August 15th, 2004 at 2:09am

    oh, btw… digital angel for sure - i love the cam pic!

  13. Dan Says:

    August 15th, 2004 at 12:01pm

    Kitta, congratulations on the Aussie gold medal in the swimming relay!! Now rub it in to that goofy Canadian

  14. Dan Says:

    August 15th, 2004 at 11:26pm

    Yet another gold in the womens road race.. Way to go Aussie

  15. Kris Says:

    August 16th, 2004 at 12:31am

    *Corrections: “…in charge ‘of’ costumes…” and “What Dreams ‘May’ Come”.

    I wondered the same thing about the water at first, but then thats all I thought about, and figured there was a huge piston in the middle of the pool of water that pushed down letting all the water drain in the middle. Thats my guess anyway. And when they made the Olympic rings out of fire, I was awe-struck. That image is going to be used for years in commercials for the Olympics, or people shamelessly exploiting the Olympics to sell products.

    Oh, and also, the ‘explosions’ set off in a circle around the top of the stadium was quite amazing too.

  16. Kris Says:

    August 16th, 2004 at 12:42am

    Quote from Daniel: “Oh, and btw, the Olyimpics do not represent humanity in it’s purest form. I do.”…. He does have a point, he does represent humanity pretty well.

    And I must say I cannot wait for the Olympics of 2010 either, mainly because I’m a crazy Cannuck as well (And/or Canadian… I’m really not sure what Cannuck means anyway, or if thats spelt right). I’m fine with the Olympics, as long as it doesn’t mess up my “Big Brother 5″ schedule. I’m not sure if they show that in Australia, but I’m addicted! Go Diane Go! wooot.

  17. Bob Says:

    August 16th, 2004 at 4:47am

    Didn’t watch it, but now I wish I had….

  18. Martin Says:

    August 16th, 2004 at 2:27pm

    Mens 4x 100m Relay: Gold and a new World Record for RSA - Thank you very much.. :)

    Better luck next time USA and AUS !

  19. Jody Says:

    August 16th, 2004 at 7:16pm

    I got to catch about 30 mins of the opening ceremony, it was interesting to a point. In my opinion the Sydney Olympics were so much more interesting. Don’t get me wrong the amazing detail of the Greek mythology was beautiful, i still preferred the drag queens n kylie singing ;)

  20. biggest APPLE Says:

    August 17th, 2004 at 12:09am

    I’ve noticed it mentioned in several places but what is going on with the outfits the volleyball players are wearing?? There’s a whole lot more tham showing. I’m not complaining AT ALL, but it’s strange that those are the shots that all the “legit” news agencie are using when reporting about the Olympics.

  21. Steve Says:

    August 17th, 2004 at 1:02am

    Damn I’m just annoyed that they don’t heve Kendo in the Olympics this year but they have fencing like WTF. Oh and Kitta love the desktop Domo-kun’s kick ass.

  22. Jeff Says:

    August 17th, 2004 at 3:13am

    I thought the opening ceremonies were fantastic. But what blew me away was when the cycladiacal head came apart and images were projected on it AND the fact that the pieces were moving on the wires and the projectors tracked the object so the image stayed center of the piece. Very cool!

  23. insomni Says:

    August 17th, 2004 at 5:35am

    I’ll admit I’m not a big fan of the Olympics, but this did catch my eye: Some countries, including Saudi Arabia, do not allow female athletes to compete.

  24. insomni Says:

    August 17th, 2004 at 5:40am

    There was a follow-up post to the one I linked to previously… Did you know that “a woman’s hair emanates dangerous rays that could drive men wild with sexual lust“?

  25. ggb Says:

    August 17th, 2004 at 8:27pm

    kitta check out the news on this web site…
    http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10466280%255E421,00.html

  26. Kris Says:

    August 18th, 2004 at 6:32am

    Steve… What the heck is Kendo? They only put sports in the Olympics that all countries actually do (or for that matter heard of)…. I’ve never actually seen anyone fence in Canada, but I’m sure they do… if not, we atleast know what that is! haha

  27. JK Says:

    August 19th, 2004 at 1:50am

    Obligatory link to burning and blowing things up - the people in question are even Australians!

    Sparkler Bombs

  28. Jess Says:

    August 19th, 2004 at 4:10pm

    Syndey was the millenium olympics….over it everyone, athens may have 2004 olympics but sydney had 200 and in my opinion, that’s the best. Always go for nice, round numbers and forget things like 2004, 2008, etc etc etc. The next cool olympics will be 2020, another nice, round, even number. So until then, sydney was the best, and as for the olympic medals? Currently, australia are fourth, which isn’t bad for country of about 20 millions, who are below three nations who have populations in the billions, practically. They have a much wider population from which to chose the best, we have 19 million. So I think we’re dong pretty damn good. And as for Phelps? Ha, 8 medals my arse, Ian Thorpe has 8 gold already, 7 in the last Olympics. If Phelps can do that then I’ll move to the united states, but until then, it ain’t happening!

  29. sally Says:

    August 24th, 2004 at 2:31pm

    I thought Thorpe won three gold and two silver in the last Olympics




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