Black Panda Event
Posted on Thursday, 29th July 2004 at 3:37am
Last weekend I went to a friend’s wedding where the bride’s brother rocked up in a panda costume. After he hugged everyone present and took off the panda head, I inquired about the reason behind it all and it turned out that there was no “dress as a panda” printing error on his invite, and he wasn’t asked to entertain the large amounts of kiddies present while their parents got tipsy, his explanation as to why he was wearing a panda costume was simple…
He just felt like it.
[Update]
The panda lied! Today I was told the truth about the panda. Years ago, when they were both very little, my friend said to her brother (the panda) that she’d never get married and he promised to her that he’d come dressed as a panda if she did get married. The promise was kept, and he attended the wedding dressed as a panda.
I now know to never trust a bloody panda…
31 Responses to “Black Panda Event”
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Martin comments: July 29th, 2004 at 4:07am
If only more people acted like that - The world as an honest place could be a lot better. Then again, he could’ve just been out to attract the attentions of all the single women present… I’ve read (not in a reliable source) that all the emotional factors at weddings combine to create perfect “hunting grounds”…
Uh, before I get myself into trouble, maybe he did just feel like it !
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Neczy comments: July 29th, 2004 at 5:05am
haha
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Daniel comments: July 29th, 2004 at 5:38am
Is there somethin wrong with that panda??? He looks like he’s gonna be sick… somebody better find him a bucket real fast.
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Tom comments: July 29th, 2004 at 6:59am
Hell if I had a panda costume I would do that.
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Bob comments: July 29th, 2004 at 8:36am
Will be a wedding that’s remembered to be sure….
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porcelique comments: July 29th, 2004 at 9:08am
even though im only 19, i have been planning my wedding already. i want all my guests to dress as the animal allocated to them via their invitation card. i love animals and the photos will turn out great!
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chuckg comments: July 29th, 2004 at 10:01am
Beware the panda, for it eats bamboo shoots. You can’t trust anything that is 100% docile, they’re likely to snap like US Postal Service workers.
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the lil lioness » A little too lenient comments: July 29th, 2004 at 1:23pm
[...] ties too! 0.0 We’ll see how good the farm set really is!
I wanna go to a wedding dressed as a panda! previous post: Wednesdays a [...]
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A little too lenient
Day two of clinic today… booking in and planning for my clients for next week (it’s odd getting back to them being clients rather than patients as in the medical settings!). So far they’re all boys (reflecting the trend that more boys than girls ha…
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Anita comments: July 29th, 2004 at 2:09pm
LOL I love this blog entry Kitta
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reverendz3n comments: July 29th, 2004 at 11:31pm
could there possibly be any better reason to dress as a panda?
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Kaitlin comments: July 30th, 2004 at 12:00am
Pandas at weddings; changed the way I look at the world. *wink*
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Char comments: July 30th, 2004 at 4:55am
Pandas rock! Go guy-in-panda-costume..
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AceOfJacks comments: July 30th, 2004 at 5:34am
When one boy panda sticks his willie in another panda’s ear, that makes me a SAAAAD panda. (paraphrased from South Park).
Sorry if I irritated anyone, I’ll go away now … -_-
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jay jay comments: July 30th, 2004 at 9:26am
reminds me of a joke. A panda goes into a restaurant and orders some bamboo. when the bamboo arrives he eats it all and when the waiter comes back he shoots the waiter and leaves. one of the customers is suprised that everyone is so calm. He asks the owner what didn’t anyone panic about the pistol toting panda. “you must be new here look up panda in the dictionary” when the customer looks up panda it says: Panda -eats bamboo shoots and leaves.
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The Giggler comments: July 30th, 2004 at 9:53am
It’s really sad, having been told so many times in so many different, creative ways, but unfortunately, Kitta.net remains invalid css.
On another, even sadder note, am I the only one who thinks Kitta is a tease? I mean, with all the photos solely of her (small) breasts.
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KEDDY comments: July 30th, 2004 at 11:35am
We have a crisis over at SPB Someone is sending us all video tapes with Clips from movies random shit then a music video. All seeming in the same order… Its Messed up. Do you know anything about it??? If so please let us know….
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Giggler: FYI, Kitta.net is valid CSS. If you are referring to -moz-opacity used on the nicetitles, that is not invalid, but simply more advanced, and will be valid when CSS 3 comes out, so before you go around telling people how invalid their CSS is, how about you learn what it is, first. And of course she is a tease, not in a bad way, though. Her cam pics are not at all inappropriate, and I don’t see how anyone could think any differently. It would not be appropriate for me to talk about her breasts here, but I will say that I have not seen one picture of here that is… “showing them off” (for lack of a better term).
My $0.02.
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Kitta comments: July 30th, 2004 at 5:13pm
The Giggler (aka troll), what’s really sad is that even though I’ve tried many times to inform you as to why nicetitles.css isn’t valid CSS, you still put plugs in your ears and yell “invalid CSS” to all.Keddy, I don’t know anything about it sweetie, but remember you did TP someone’s car a while back.
JJ, I’ve heard that joke before, there’s even a book called ‘Eats, shoots and leaves’.
Daniel ignore the troll, don’t even pat it, I’ll just delete any more bullshit it says.
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Dan M. Salem, MA comments: July 31st, 2004 at 11:46am
thats funny!! didn’t he feel strange doing it? It must been fun playing with the kids thou.
by the way if you want the painting my Email has change my new one is with this message.
I started a blog but I still feel strange about it! about writing and other to read it, but I sure i get use to it.
Dan M.
Salem, Ma USA
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Daniel & Kitta,
I’m actually not referring to anything regarding css3. The actually problem exists in her xml validation - to be more specific, it doesn’t matter what level of css Kitta chooses to utilize, invalidity will nevertheless occur because:
“Target: http://kitta.net/index.php?p=173#comments
Please, validate your XML document first!
Line 703 Column 255
The entity name must immediately follow the ‘&’ in the entity reference.”Pretty simply problem, so … before Kitta demonstrated her immaturity by silencing any dissenting voice, please refer to some basic xml guide to find the solution.
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- I’m not sure what you are going on about, and you’re starting to become the boy who cried “invalid”. There are no XML error messages: http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator...
You probably tried to validate it and some code grabbed from blogsnob messed it up. Not my problem.
Why don’t you put a link to your website so we can pick your code to bits and leave rude and non-constructive criticism?
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The Giggler comments: July 31st, 2004 at 10:27pm
Sure. It’s http://www.w3c.org. External code of not, if it screws up your page, it IS your problem.
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- Ok sure, you run http://www.w3c.org, and I’m a fucking fairy. I’m banning you because you clearly have no idea what you are going on about.
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In all fairness, I can see where he is getting the validation error from (go to index.php and click the XHTML validation link, and click the link that says check it for validility (which validates CSS)).
It’s just caused by incorrect syntax on an ampersand, not using amp; in &.
But, I do not see what validility has to do with maturity, Giggler… and it’s just one small mistake, I doubt your site (if you have one) has perfect XHTML/CSS on every page.
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Hear, hear Daniel, some people just go to web sites and pick the site apart, just because they don’t have one or can’t do it!
or they want to make them self sound big and know it all.I know XML and java script works fine and some times it doesn’t work with out touching it, then it works again. script is freckled thing. Kita don’t let people like that get to you it’s not worth it . I bet most likely it’s a kid ( under 18) just want to mouth off. You have a good site hear, keep up the good work. I don’t that site is his or work for that site.
Dan M. Salem,Ma
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Daniel I went to your site, Nice job on the page and you are only 13??? did you do the whole site yourself or did you have help from some one? anyway, very nice job and good work
Dan M Salem, Ma
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“I don’t that site is his or work for that site.”
Of course it’s not. That’s the W3C. If the W3C has people like that working for it, it wouldn’t have near the attention it gets And yes, I did my entire site by myself. Bin doin web design for a year and a half now, and have learned a hell of a lot. I’m glad I started early, ’cause now I’ve got a jump on the rest of the crowd. :p
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whoops i was an error :)) anyway you know what I meant even with on word miss out of that sentence.
very good you did a good job.Dan M.
Salem,MA
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whoops , there i was an error at the begining of that message ) anyway you know what I meant even with on word miss out of that sentence.
very good you did a good job.sorry about that butter fingers to night :))
Dan M.
Salem,MA
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- When I first came across Daniel’s site I thought for sure he was about 30. When I found out he was only 13, I was blown away, he has a lot of talent.
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