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The Shame

Posted on Thursday, 22nd July 2004 at 3:06pm

I sat on my mother’s bed, in between her files from work and a pile of clothes. We were chatting about my brother’s birthday (he turned 21 yesterday) and I was trying to fix the case which his birthday present, an expensive pen, lived in. She asked me what I was doing for my birthday…

Nikita: “I’m not sure, it falls on a Monday so there’s not much to do, and everyone will be at work. Maybe go to dinner or something.”
Mum: “No, it falls on a Sunday.”
Nikita: “What?”
Mum: “I checked on the calendar when I was at your grandmother’s today.”

She got up and hunted through her work files to find a calendar, “Yes, see it says here your birthday falls on a Sunday, Sunday the 1st of August.” she said with reassurance.

I looked at her trying to keep a straight face. You see, I wasn’t born on the 1st of August, I came into the world on the 2nd of August and it wasn’t like I was born at 12:01am. Oh no, I was born at a good 8:01pm, so no “but you were so close to being born on the first” excuse could be used. You’d think since she was like, an active participant and all, that she’d remember, but no.

Nikita: “I was born on the 2nd not the 1st mum.”
Mum: “Oh, really?”
Nikita: “Yes.”
Mum: “That’s weird, your grandmother and I could have sworn you were born on the 1st.”
Nikita: “Oh my god. You have seriously forgotten the day I was born. The shame!”

I got up, threw my arms in the air and walked out of her room muttering “oh my god” and “the shame” a few more times for comedic value. Over the last few days I’ve been bringing it up randomly in conversations, mainly for laughs, but also to make her remember that I wasn’t born on the bloody 1st ever again. The shame.

32 Responses to “The Shame”

Roanne Says:
July 22nd, 2004 at 4:53pm
Yeah, it’s a shame your own mother forgot your birthday… of all people.
loddy3dots Says:
July 22nd, 2004 at 4:58pm
That’s shocking behaviour! lol… Oh deary me… Mothers hey?

My mom actually mentioned something about her birthday yesterday and I know it’s the 23rd… I just read this entry and nearly had a heart attack… Then I realised it’s in August too… Not July. Fool.

So big sigh of relief… a month to get a present.

…Shoking Behaviour.
Noodlez Says:
July 22nd, 2004 at 5:36pm
My Dad did the same thing to me. He wrote a journal and in it wrote that i was born in the 12th. I was born on the 13th.
Oh well. We all know that parents are not perfect
Martin Says:
July 22nd, 2004 at 6:09pm
Woah ! Is your birthday on the same day every year ?
That’s just freaky…
Jack Says:
July 22nd, 2004 at 6:44pm
When I was younger I had to constantly remind my mother when my two little brothers had their birthdays. Obviously her memory must have been scrambled during all that painful labour or something.

(She’d always remember mine though, since I was born on December 31st.)
Karan Says:
July 22nd, 2004 at 6:57pm
the funny thing is, I forget my own birthday at times, because it’s 08-09 and I’ve been known to write all manner of combinations, like 09-09 or 09-08

doesn’t help when the americans make you write it the other way around
Ella Says:
July 22nd, 2004 at 8:17pm
Don’t worry Kitta, I remember when your birthday is.. but it’s not like you’re ever going to get a present from me within about 6 months of the date! Hell I don’t even send Xmas gifts at the right time of year!!! My mum doesn’t remember anyone’s birthdays, so don’t feel too bad!
Paritosh Says:
July 22nd, 2004 at 9:59pm
Isnt that scary ….
Maybe you actually were born on the 1st ….
and all along maybe you’re the one who’s been wrong about your bday being on the 2nd ….

and all along you’ve been celebrating your bday on the worg date …
Jeff Says:
July 23rd, 2004 at 2:49am
I’m sorry but that is actually really funny but I understand why you may be a little weirded out by it.
matt Says:
July 23rd, 2004 at 2:55am
BUT MUM’S ARE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER EVERY DATE OF EVERYTHING no matter how insignificant! or maybe thta’s just mine!
Lee Says:
July 23rd, 2004 at 3:03am
Get some photocopies of your birth certificate and ring you date of birth, then leave them lying about the place, maybe pin a copy to the notice board.

This has got to be good for several weeks of grovelling.
Daniel Says:
July 23rd, 2004 at 5:19am
Wow, that’s crazy! Even my half-cousin knows when my birthday is.
Zinke Says:
July 23rd, 2004 at 6:09am
Mom’s do that when they get old.

I had almost the same thing happen to me last year, only a little diffrent. My Mom called me on my birthday and wished me a very happy 28th birthday… It was my 27th birthday. Thats an entire year!

The Shame!
jay jay Says:
July 23rd, 2004 at 6:24am
I know your pain. my mom has forgotten my name on several occasions. It’s rough on a guy being addressed as your older sister.
Bobbiiiiiiii Says:
July 23rd, 2004 at 7:22am
1 August… Isn’t that when horses have their birthday?
Bob Says:
July 23rd, 2004 at 9:48am
I let my loved ones go about 3 1/2 months once before they remembered a forgotten birthday. They felt terrible! LOL.. I feel for your poor mum.
Dan Says:
July 23rd, 2004 at 10:39am
My Fathers is on Monday the 26th. Pretty close??
Andy Says:
July 23rd, 2004 at 10:46am
that’s classic! lol, and you were so good humored about it too.
ggb Says:
July 23rd, 2004 at 1:16pm
that so cute lol *sigh* damn it just what I would do too…damn I feel so gay now…and not happy gay…like lame gay lol…but i’m sorry i’m a dude i forgot everyone birthday beside my own…*sigh* I need a pda and collect everyone’s phone number! =]
biggest APPLE Says:
July 23rd, 2004 at 6:59pm
My grandmother went one better by creating a sampler when I was born and putting the wrong year on it.
Qing Says:
July 23rd, 2004 at 7:34pm
heya~! ust dropping by to say hi.. Birthday? happi Bdae in advance.. and my parents dun even remember i haf a bithdate if no one mentions..
Oz Says:
July 24th, 2004 at 12:22am
Just ‘forget’ when Mother’s day is next year
Dan Says:
July 24th, 2004 at 12:58am
This comment is for Bobbiii. Horses birthdates are always January 1st. At least in the racing industry.
Bobbiiiiiiii Says:
July 24th, 2004 at 6:49am
Thanks Dan. This is weird. Horses definitely have their birthday on 1 August in Australia (have a look at http://www.horsedirectory.com.au/horseresources/general/terminology.html). Why would they choose a different date in other countries? A horse born in the US in December 2003 would turn one in January 2004. If the horse came to Australia in July 2004, would it turn two in August 2004, even though it was only eight months old??? Just as well Kitta isn’t a horse and wasn’t born on 1 August hey.

I think I’ll crawl back into my hole now.
Fake Robot Boy Says:
July 24th, 2004 at 6:53am
I bet you can guilt trip her out of a really nice present this year. hehehe
Dan Says:
July 24th, 2004 at 1:26pm
Bobbiiiii, you sound like a really nice person… so do not climb back into your hole. Be upfront and honest!! I hope to hear more from you in the future!
Dan Says:
July 24th, 2004 at 1:26pm
Kitta, love your matrix monkey today!
david Says:
July 25th, 2004 at 3:43am
You should record that, so that in say..20 years you can look back on it. Although a blog is enough usually.
Celeste Says:
July 25th, 2004 at 6:46am
My mum asked me how old I was yesterday.
But I forgive her because I forget that enough myself.
1st of August is a great birthdate though. It’s mine.
Gaz Says:
July 27th, 2004 at 7:40am
Set the monkey on her!
chuckg Says:
July 27th, 2004 at 7:55am
Reminds me of my father, who not only calls me by the name of my 32 year old brother. I should mention that my brother has has black hair, is 5′6 and has a different mother but my dad still gets our birthday’s mixed up. For reference sake, I’m blond, 6′1, and 21. His excuse is “I’m too old”. At least your mom didn’t pull that.
Zach Says:
July 28th, 2004 at 9:12am
Gee, way to make her feel A WHOLE LOT WORSE about going senile

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